"Li Jiaya, if you don’t have something really important to tell me, I swear I won’t kill you, but I’ll definitely hurt you real bad." Yang Ruxin gritted her teeth as she walked out of the bedroom, her hair uncombed and flowing behind her.

"I’m about to die, isn’t that important enough?" Li Jiaya was not afraid of Yang Ruxin at all and just threw herself over to hug her arm, "Xinxin, if you don’t help me, I’m really going to jump into the river and become a water ghost, coming to haunt you day and night..."

"Enough." Yang Ruxin disdainfully pushed her away, "Sit properly and talk. Otherwise, I’ll throw you out. Who’s the water ghost now? You already look like one."

Li Jiaya immediately ran to sit on a chair, her face full of grievances: "I’d definitely be a wronged ghost."

"Alright, stop playing the victim. Tell me, what’s going on?" Yang Ruxin rubbed her forehead, took a cup, and sipped some warm water.

"That Lian Jinshu is just so shameless, coming to my house every day acting like the perfect son and grandson. Now Li Yi’s parents are completely won over by him. If I don’t get married soon, he won’t give up, so for the sake of our good relationship, you have to help me find a man to marry immediately!"

Poof! Yang Ruxin sprayed the water she had just drunk.

Chai Qin quickly handed over a handkerchief, her mouth twitching as well; Li Jiaya really does have a way with shocking words.

"Li Jiaya, do you think getting married is like buying a radish? Just find someone?"

"Doesn’t your family have a lot of single young men? Just find me one." Li Jiaya said earnestly, "As long as I can get married right away, and as long as he doesn’t take concubines or lie to me in the future, I’ll have a son with him! Of course, if he’s not willing, a fake marriage will work too, as long as it gets rid of that guy named Lian, we can go our separate ways afterward. I’ll be grateful to the guy, of course."

"Are you running a fever?" Yang Ruxin raised her hand to feel Li Jiaya’s forehead, "Nope, you’re normal."

"I’m serious." Li Jiaya pulled down Yang Ruxin’s hand, "That Gu Ming or Gu Cheng from your family will do, if push comes to shove, that old man Gu Qiao or the old bachelor Miao Jian could make do..."

Thud! Gu Ming and Gu Cheng, who were on the roof, directly fell off, while the old bachelor Miao Jian’s legs went soft, and he collapsed to the ground. As for the old man Gu Qiao, who was on his way back with Gu Qingheng, he sneezed twice and thought he might have caught a cold, even though he was usually very healthy.

"Li Jiaya, do you know what you’re talking about?" Yang Ruxin held her forehead.

"I know." Li Jiaya nodded bitterly, "I have no choice; that guy named Lian is just too shameless. My parents are starting to like him more and more, and I’m genuinely afraid they’ll give in one day and sell me off."

"With your skinny frame, I doubt you’d fetch a good price." Suddenly, an annoying voice chimed in. Shu Luo walked in while munching on a pear.

"What did you say?" Li Jiaya immediately exploded, "Who’s skinny? I’m just in great shape, way better than you, you flamboyant peacock!"

"You..." Shu Luo was so choked up he couldn’t bite into his pear anymore. Flamboyant peacock? And sissy? Was she talking about him? This girl’s words could really sting!