Stranger in my Ass
Chapter 60
Chapter 56
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I fled straight to the restroom without thinking, my heart hammering so hard against my ribs I was sure it might actually burst. It wasnāt until I was already inside, leaning against the door and trying to catch my breath, that I noticed the pink and floral dĆ©cor.
*Shit. The womenās restroom.*
But I couldnāt bring myself to care about that minor detail when my world was crashing down around me. Gabriel was here. Gabriel - who knew me as Olivia, who had taken me on a date just last Saturday, who Iād just declined his invitation to be his date to his brotherās engagement party.
*Did he get a good look at my face? Did he notice anything familiar?*
I collapsed onto the toilet seat in the nearest stall, burying my face in my hands. The prosthetics suddenly felt suffocating, the wig itchy and too tight, the binding around my chest restrictive and painful.
*Maybe I can just hide in here until he leaves,* I thought desperately. *Maybe heāll finish whatever he came here for and go back to the hospital, and I can pretend this whole encounter never happened.*
Minutes ticked by. Five, then ten. The whole floor was quiet, no sounds of movement or voices. I had no way of knowing if Gabriel was still out there or if the coast was clear. Was Maxwell even done with Sabrina?
*This is ridiculous,* I told myself. *You canāt hide in a bathroom forever.*
I was just working up the courage to leave the toilet stall when a voice outside made me freeze.
"Oh honey," came a smooth, melodious voice from outside the stall, "this is becoming very ridiculous."
I held my breath, pressing myself back against the stall wall. Maybe whoever it was wasnāt talking to me. Maybe they were on the phone, or talking to themselves, or...
"Darling, you better come out of there now while this restroom is still empty, because I can guarantee you that when a female comes in here, sheāll have some very pointed questions about why thereās a man hiding in the ladiesā room."
*A man? Shit! Who the fuck was outside?*
My throat felt like sandpaper. "I... I donāt know what youāre talking about."
"Mmm-hmm." The voice was getting closer, "Sugar, Iāve been watching you flounder around this building for three days now, and honey, let me tell you - your little performance is entertaining, but itās not fooling everyone."
*Three days. Theyāve been watching me for three days.*
I remained frozen in the stall, my mind racing. Who was this person? How much did they know? Were they going to expose me?
"Look, doll," the voice continued, now right outside my stall door, "Iām going to give you about ten more seconds to come out voluntarily, because trust me when I say you do NOT want me to crawl under that door in these Jimmy Choos. These shoes are very expensive, and I will not hesitate to send you the dry-cleaning bill."
There was something about the tone - exasperated but not malicious, like a friend calling out bad behavior rather than an enemy preparing to destroy me - that made me slowly reach for the door latch.
I opened the stall door cautiously and found myself face to face with Julian Miller, the companyās head of PR. Iād heard about him but never met him personally - he worked on a different floor and ran in completely different circles.
Julian was everything Iād heard and more. Tall and elegant, with perfectly styled hair and great fashion sense that put most runway models to shame. His makeup was flawless, his nails were neat, and he was wearing a very expensive suit. Everything about him screamed confidence and sophistication.
He looked me up and down with the eye of someone who missed absolutely nothing, his perfectly arched eyebrows rising higher with each second of his assessment.
"Oh honey," he said finally, placing one hand on his hip, "this is even worse up close."
I swallowed hard. "I donāt..."
"Sugar, please." Julian held up one finger. "Letās not insult each otherās intelligence here. Iāve been in the fashion and beauty industry longer than youāve probably been alive, and I can spot a drag performance from three buildings away. And this?" He gestured vaguely at my Oliver disguise. "This is amateur hour at best."
My mouth opened and closed in shock. "Iām not..."
"The prosthetics are decent quality, Iāll give you that," Julian continued, circling me like a predator sizing up prey, "but honey, the application is all wrong. Youāve got visible seam lines around your jawline, the adhesive is lifting near your left ear, and donāt even get me started on that wig. Synthetic hair, poorly blended, and itās sitting at least half an inch too high on your forehead."
I instinctively reached up to touch the wig, and Julian made a disapproving clicking sound with his tongue.
"Donāt touch it! Youāll make it worse." He paused directly in front of me, his expression shifting from assessment to sympathy. "Look, sweetheart, I donāt know what kind of situation youāve gotten yourself into here, but walking around this building looking like a bargain-bin drag king is not the answer."
"Please," I whispered, my voice cracking with desperation. "Please donāt tell anyone. I can explain, I just..."
"Explain?" Julianās eyebrow climbed even higher. "Honey, I am dying to hear this explanation. What could possibly possess someone to infiltrate Wellington & Sons dressed like... this?"
I looked down at myself, seeing my disguise through his own eyes. The suit that had seemed so convincing in my mirror at home suddenly looked cheap and ill-fitting. The prosthetics were suddenly screaming "fake" to anyone with half a brain.
"Itās complicated," I said weakly.
"Iāll bet it is." Julian moved closer, "are you some kind of spy? Because let me tell you, if youāre trying to steal company secrets, you are going about it in the most ridiculous way possible."
"No! No, itās nothing like that. Iām not trying to steal anything, I just..." I trailed off, realizing how insane the truth would sound.
"You just what, sugar?"
I took a shaky breath. "I just needed this job."
Julian blinked, clearly not expecting such a mundane explanation. "You needed the job? Honey, there are easier ways to get employed than... this whole situation."
"Not just this job," I said, desperation creeping into my voice. "I just wanted to work closely with Maxwell Wellington." I lied.
Understanding dawned in Julianās eyes, and he suddenly became intrigued. "Oh, now this is getting interesting. You specifically wanted to work for the ice prince himself. Why?"
*How much should I tell him? How much can I trust him? Should I just tell him itās because this high and mighty company have refused to employ female attorneys?*
"I canāt really explain right now," I said carefully. "But please, Iām begging you. Donāt tell anyone. Iām not hurting anybody, Iām not stealing anything, I just..."
"How long do you plan to continue this charade?" Julian interrupted, his tone becoming more serious. "Because honey, let me tell you something - this building is full of very smart, very observant men. You might have fooled Maxwell Wellington, but thatās probably because heās too self-absorbed to pay attention to the help. Other people? Other people are going to notice."
"I know," I said miserably. "I know itās not perfect, but I just need a little more time..."
"Time for what?" Julian demanded. "What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?"
Before I could answer, we both heard footsteps in the hallway outside, heels clicking against the floor.
"Shit," Julian hissed. "Thatās a lady coming in."
My eyes widened in panic. There were no women on this floor. Infact, the few women in this building were secretaries to other partners. Who the fuck was that?
Shit.
It must be Sabrina.
If she found me in here, it would be over. Everything would be over.
Julian seemed to read the terror in my expression because he immediately moved to action.
"Okay, dear, hereās whatās going to happen," he said quickly, moving to position himself between me and the door. "Youāre going to stay calm, youāre going to let me handle this, and then you and I are going to have a very long conversation about what the hell you think youāre doing."
I immediately ran into a stall and closed it just as the bathroom door opened.