Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself
Chapter 464: If You Like Someone, Give Them a Kiss
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[They really look like a family of three]
[Little Potato: Men, are so full of tricks]
[Xie Qingci constantly finds benefits for himself, proving one’s happiness must be grasped by oneself, right?] 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚
[Our little brother will probably be a daughter-con in the future, even though subconsciously he doesn’t like kids much, when he saw Little Potato tilting her head and reaching out to him, he still very gently picked her up to comfort her]
[Liu Yicheng seems quite pitiful from this perspective]
[It’s making me want to cry, Liu Yicheng’s voice sounded so suppressed, genuinely can’t stand seeing Zhou Yu with someone else, huh?]
[Life warning! Don’t sympathize with men! Don’t sympathize with men! Let go of the savior complex, live happily ever after!]
[I finally understand why some people enjoy chasing the "wife-chasing in crematorium" novels. Are they watching men’s agony and then forgetting the drama they’ve watched previously?]
[Wishing them luck, as a kindergarten teacher, I’m collapsing every day]
[Wow, Liu Yicheng’s implying leaving Liu Ji to take care of the kids alone, and letting Lan Hui from their group take care of the kids herself too? They just throw up their hands and don’t care? If it were me, I’d roast him]
[Let Yu Xia roast them, look how orderly Ling Yan has been after getting roasted recently]
[The show is pretty well done, I suggest bringing all the love-struck minds to watch it. What you think is his love for you might not really be the case in the eyes of friends—it’s all just self-moved—instead, after watching this show, your heart will turn cold]
["I really like sister" boohoo, too sweet too sweet I can’t handle it anymore]
[...]
Neither Yu Xia nor Xie Qingci has experience with kids, so they can only learn from others, strolling the streets with Little Potato in their arms.
"Look, that’s a duck."
"That’s a goose, that’s a chick."
"That’s a fish."
Little Potato gave her a look of "Do you think I’m fresh out of the womb and don’t know animals?" She turned her head, hugged Xie Qingci’s neck, and played with the pinwheel.
Yu Xia felt awkward for two seconds and patted her back: "Do you want to walk yourself? Brother is tired from holding you."
Little Potato shook her head.
Yu Xia: "Alright, you want to walk by yourself, huh? That’s great."
Little Potato: "..."
Xie Qingci put her down and held her little soft paw, walking to Yu Xia’s other side.
So the child was walking on the inner side, and the two were close together.
Xie Qingci leaned over and repeated softly what she said to Little Potato just now, his tone teasing.
"That’s a duck, that’s a fish~"
Yu Xia: "...You have a problem?"
"You’re so cute."
"...Get lost!" She moved to the other side and held Little Potato’s other hand.
After strolling the whole street, they returned the same way, and it was about noon.
In the yard, five kids were playing games surrounded in the middle, each holding some snacks munching away, one boy with crumbs all over his mouth.
Little Potato saw and looked at the two of them eagerly: "What are they eating?"
Yu Xia: "Want me to go ask for you?"
Xie Qingci: "...Is that the main point?"
Little Potato whispered: "I want to eat too."
While talking, she wobbled their hands, her little face full of longing.
The cuteness of a young cub is tremendously powerful; Yu Xia felt at that moment, she would snatch a cookie for her if she had to.
But Xie Qingci didn’t allow it.
The scene of kids gathering and munching away made him frown, he squatted down and petted Little Potato’s head saying: "Lunch is coming soon, if you eat snacks now, you’ll lose appetite for lunch."
"But, but I really want to eat."
She craned her neck watching a "rich" boy eating so happily, yet she was forbidden to eat, felt suddenly heartbroken, tears welled up in her eyes.
"I want that, I hate eating meals!"
Yu Xia and Xie Qingci: "..."
Thank goodness Yu Yue doesn’t cry like this, otherwise her brother would undoubtedly be a cub-con? The power is too much; she wished she could immediately push Xie Qingci to take Little Potato to the snack pile for a feast.
She glanced at Xie Qingci: "What to do? You made her cry, quickly soothe her."
Xie Qingci: "How to soothe? With cookies? But what if she loses appetite for lunch? If she doesn’t eat lunch, she’ll soon be hungry this afternoon, hungry and will clamor for food; by then without lunch or cookies..."
"Stop, stop," her head was spinning too, she squatted down and gently wiped Little Potato’s tears, doing her best to comfort: "Here’s the plan, I’ll ask brother to make cookies for you, okay? Promise they’ll be ten thousand times more delicious than what they’re eating!"
Little Potato blinked and repeated: "Ten thousand times?"
"Yeah, brother’s cooking is heavenly delicious, better than anything you could possibly find!"
Little Potato was tempted but glanced at the bunch of kids, hesitantly saying: "But I..."
"After lunch, I’ll let brother take you on a ride on the electric bike for an adventure!"
"Well, okay then."
Xie Qingci: "..."
Just sold out like that.
He took a deep breath and asked: "Then what will you do?"
Yu Xia casually replied: "I’m obviously holding the fort, it’s crucial. Plus, she clearly likes you more, isn’t it normal for you to put in more effort?"
Xie Qingci poked Little Potato’s face: "Sister says you don’t like her, she’s sad and doesn’t want to play with us, what to do?"
Little Potato pondered, reluctantly handed her windmill to her, then kissed her on the cheek and pulled Xie Qingci: "Kiss, kiss sister."
Xie Qingci showed a "wise child" smile, bent over and kissed her heavily.
Due to the significant height difference between the two, even when squatting there was a height gap, Xie Qingci bent down as if looking at someone moping, he couldn’t control his strength well while kissing, causing Yu Xia to be knocked backwards onto her bottom.
All three were momentarily frozen.
Then Xie Qingci reacted and quickly pulled her back up, laughing despite himself, with Little Potato giggling beside them.
Yu Xia was full of black lines, stood up madly glaring at him.
"Xie Qingci!"
Xie Qingci rubbed his nose tip: "Sorry, kissed too hard. Should I redo the kiss?"
"Why don’t you go dream?"
Their interaction caught the attention of others, Lin Shuangyin waved at them.
"Want to put the kids together to play? They’ll be quieter together."
Heaven knows how terrifying it was when a bunch of kids howled together.
Yu Xia shook her head to refuse, then asked: "How do you calm them down? By feeding snacks huh?"
"Yeah, there’s no other way, the cookies were something Liu Ji suddenly thought to trade for."
"Then what if they don’t eat lunch later?"
Lin Shuangyin hesitated: "Having eaten by now, they shouldn’t need to eat anymore, right?"
She raised an eyebrow: "Maybe."
But in the afternoon, a crowd of unfed yet hungry little ancestors started wailing collectively outside, like wolves summoning the pack, cries shaking the sky.
Yu Xia directly hid in the room, not daring to go out.