Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 516 - 310: A History as Unofficial as the Official One_3

Chapter 516: Chapter 310: A History as Unofficial as the Official One_3

Besides, just talking about forming an alliance, there’s no need to bring the whole family, is there? This kid looks like he’s not even two years old, what is he doing here on White Mount?

"Spirit Talisman Magical Artifacts are not foolproof, they can fail sometimes. If you fall and hurt yourself, your parents would be heartbroken." Zhang Ze continued teaching.

After saying that, Zhang Ze flicked the little boy’s brother.

"Ow, don’t touch me! I... I still want to get married!"

"Ha, you know about getting married? What, do you have a bride?" Zhang Ze teased.

The child blushed at the words, clutching a pretty little flower, stammering, "Of course! She said if I picked this flower and gave it to her, she’d... she’d become my bride."

Zhang Ze laughed, "You’re young, kid. You should know that someone who truly loves you wouldn’t make you do something so dangerous. She’s a bad woman!"

"You, you can’t say that about her!" the little boy protested angrily.

"Alright, alright, she’s a good woman, a good woman. Can you take me to meet your bride?" Zhang Ze continued to tease the child.

"Okay... but, but big brother, you have to promise me two things."

"Alright, alright, go ahead."

"First, don’t flick me anymore."

"Okay, and the second thing?" Zhang Ze said, giving him another pinch.

"Ouch, the, the second thing is you can’t tell anyone about this. You have to tell my bride I picked this flower myself."

"As you wish, as you wish, let’s go." Zhang Ze nodded.

"Fine." The little kid nodded.

Zhang Ze let the child sit on his lap, holding him with one hand, following the direction the little boy pointed, continuing up the mountain path.

Halfway there, Zhang Ze suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, whose child are you, and what’s your name?"

The kid held onto the little flower protectively, worried it might get damaged. Upon hearing Zhang Ze’s question, he immediately replied, "My name is Chen Xing, and my father is the Sect Leader of the Feiyu Sword Sect."

Zhang Ze’s steps paused; he tilted his head to look at the child in his lap, and then reached out and flicked the little guy again.

"You’re still flicking me!" The little ancestor protested.

"The opportunity is rare, this is the last time."

Zhang Ze sighed inwardly, who would’ve thought, during the time when the Ten Kingdoms Chaos was about to begin, our Sword Sect ancestor was just a child.

Moreover...

Zhang Ze glanced again at the boy in his lap, clutching a little flower, with a branch at his waist, and his other hand covering his wee-wee.

Thinking, how does such a little child transform into what would later be a nearly three-meter tall muscle-bound monster with muscles on his muscles, wielding a Door Plate Greatsword?

"Why are you looking at me?" The Sword Sect ancestor fearfully covered his wee-wee and looked at Zhang Ze.

"I... never mind, it’s nothing, let’s go meet your bride." Zhang Ze said.

Upon arriving at a courtyard pointed out by little Chen Xing, Zhang Ze indeed saw a delicate little girl sitting in the courtyard.

She looked to be about five or six years old.

Little Chen Xing jumped out of Zhang Ze’s lap, pattered over to the little girl, and started chattering away while holding up the little flower.

Explaining how he managed to pick the flower.

However, his explanation was full of holes, Zhang Ze thought, it probably wouldn’t fool the little girl.

But a lovestruck fool and a bad woman do make a perfect match.

Zhang Ze felt it was time for an adult intervention, time to lend the ancestor a hand.

He stepped forward and began to perform some adult verbal magic for the little girl.

Though Zhang Ze wasn’t sure if he managed to deceive the little girl, he certainly bewildered little Chen Xing.

The little ancestor seemed to float a little, as if he had no idea he was that brave.

After talking for a bit, Zhang Ze took the little flower from Chen Xing’s hand and stuck it into the little girl’s hair bun, then asked, "So, what do you think of Young Master Chen? Could he be your ideal groom?"

The little girl looked at Zhang Ze and suddenly smiled, "I think you’re quite interesting, what do you think, can I be your bride?"

Zhang Ze, "?"

Why does it feel like this little girl’s level is off? Is she really six?

Just as Zhang Ze was about to say more, he suddenly sensed several presences approaching.

Zhang Ze looked up and saw Xiao Qingyun and the Celestial Sect cultivator who had led him up the mountain earlier.

Little Chen Xing jumped off the bench and ran to a middle-aged scholarly-looking man, whispering something.

That man was presumably the current Sect Leader of the Feiyu Sword Sect, the future Sword Sect founder’s father.

Sect Leader Chen listened to his son’s account and gave Zhang Ze a slightly apologetic smile. However, when he heard his son planned to marry the little girl, his expression became remarkably vivid.

"Old Chen, your son is quite amusing. But I find this County Magistrate Zhang even more interesting." The little girl, with a fox-like demeanor, leaned on the table, resting her chin on her hand, speaking to Old Chen.

After speaking, she glanced at Zhang Ze again.

Zhang Ze suddenly had a bad feeling.

And that premonition was confirmed in the next second.

"Sect Leader, stop playing around, let’s focus on business." The Celestial Sect cultivator, who had brought Zhang Ze up the mountain, cleared his throat, speaking somewhat awkwardly.

Sect Leader? From the Celestial Sect?

Zhang Ze broke into a sweat. Wasn’t it supposed to be the Celestial Sect’s Wuqing? Where did this bad woman come from?

And, no, wait, Zhang Ze remembered seeing a portrait of the Sect Leader when discovering Xiaoxuan’s Underground Palace; he recalled it was of a goddess-like elder sister.

So what about the Heavenly Mountain Granny?

Zhang Ze took a closer look at the little girl referred to as Sect Leader, noticing an embroidered letter "Tian" (Celestial) on her collar.

Really now...

This official history is a bit too wild.

The scene suddenly quieted down until the miraculous Celestial Sect Leader spoke, "This is boring, let’s go, let’s discuss serious matters."

After speaking, she headed up the mountain first.

Little Chen Xing was soon carried away, while Zhang Ze intentionally lagged at the back, sidling up to Xiao Qingyun and whispering through sound transmission.

"It seems besides the alliance, there’s something else going on, right?"

Xiao Qingyun looked at Zhang Ze, hesitated for a moment, then replied through sound transmission.

"The Human Emperor Banner has emerged."

Zhang Ze, "?"