Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 444 - 286: Zhang Ze, Bastard_2

A punch thrown, the opponent can see the image of oneself running in the sunset.

At this moment, Zhang Ze is in the Merging Spirit State, and even the weak power of this fist technique is compensated.

...

Li Yueqi realized for the first time that shedding burdens was actually so easy.

No need to think about anything, family, legacy, friendship, love, all can crawl as far as they can.

The only thing she needs to consider now is how to smash the person in front of her.

Moreover, the main thing is, Li Yueqi realized that Zhang Ze is not really an Immortal, he doesn’t know everything, at least in body technique and fist techniques, he can’t beat her.

She can pinch him.

Calculating in her mind how many punches it would take to knock Zhang Ze out of the Merging Spirit State, Li Yueqi confidently threw another punch.

Then, she was no longer laughing.

Because at the moment this punch touched Zhang Ze’s fist, a whole bunch of nonsensical sounds invaded her mind.

"Female Hero Li, do you know? Snails have twenty thousand teeth, cows have four stomachs, and I have five Golden Cores, but what I want to say is, there is not a bit of connection between these things."

This is Zhang Ze’s voice.

"Today there are three girls, the eldest returns every five days, the middle one every four days, and the youngest every three days. When will the three girls meet?"

This is Li’s voice; it ate a math book the day before yesterday.

"Woof woof woof!"

This is Maomao. What it means with these few barks is probably, I am a good dog, you are a good dog, Zhang Ze is a good dog, everyone is a good dog.

Because these thoughts came too suddenly and without warning, Li Yueqi even saw illusions.

She saw Zhang Ze riding on a snail, commanding Li, who rode a dog, and the three girls to have a race.

Li Yueqi instinctively calculated the answer to that math problem.

"Sixty days."

Then she was blown away by Zhang Ze’s Rising Dragon Fist.

This was the first effective counterattack Zhang Ze had made since the spar began.

"You tricked me!" Li Yueqi said angrily, restoring her dislocated shoulder.

"I didn’t! You imagined things yourself and blamed me? As cultivators, having a calm heart is fundamental," Zhang Ze said, appearing open and honest.

With that, Zhang Ze pressed forward and threw another punch.

Li Yueqi was unwilling to yield; she recited her mantra, calming herself, and met his punch.

Then...

"Say, why do clothes become Spiritualized too, what’s the principle here, or did the clothes actually disappear, and when we exit, we’ll all appear naked?"

"I have a question, after Spiritualization that heals injuries, if a disabled person with a broken arm recovers it during Spiritualization, will the arm stay when they exit the state?"

"By the way, since we’re already Spiritualized, why keep human form, can’t we become long and thin? Then we could rename it to ’Feather Transformation into Dragon,’ wouldn’t it sound more dignified than Spirit Fusion Technique."

"And, and....."

"Shut up!" Li Yueqi took a step back, distancing herself from Zhang Ze.

Li Yueqi hadn’t realized Zhang Ze, like Lily, could be so chatty.

Leaving aside Li’s menu recitation and Maomao’s barking, Zhang Ze’s questions were simply irritating.

They’re those kinds of nonsense that sound absurd at first but make some sense upon reflection, and whenever thinking this way, she habitually follows Zhang Ze’s train of thought, only to be punched and flown away.

She tried blocking Zhang Ze’s maddening chatter but sadly found that as long as Zhang Ze approached, the babble was unavoidable.

Because Spirit Fusion Technique partially integrates oneself with the surrounding world, the striking effects of Spirit Communication Fist were remarkably successful.

After being blown away for the seventh time, Zhang Ze didn’t pursue but posed a peculiar stance, and Li’s menu recitation ceased abruptly.

"Qi Momentum!"

A voice full of integrity from Zhang Ze.

The body’s repair speed slowed, a mighty stream made of Spiritual Qi surged from all directions as a dragon silhouette flashed before Li Yueqi’s eyes, passing through her body.

Li Yueqi was knocked away.

The Merging Spirit State lifted; she lay on the ground, gazing at the sky above.

Ironically, the thing she stubbornly believed in actually had such a loophole, it was simply speechless.

Truly not knowing what’s in that bastard Zhang Ze’s head.

Obviously, it could be more gallant....

Damned bastard!

Hei Qu came to her side, fetching those two wristbands, then gently licking her hand.

The Spiritual Snake Qinghe lay on Hei Qu’s back, wearing a Thousand Mechanism Gloves on its tail, then giving Zhang Ze the finger.

"Still wanna fight?" Zhang Ze pretended not to see.

Zhang Ze’s concerned voice reached Li Yueqi’s ears, but she only felt it sounded annoying.

"No more fighting; it’s pointless fighting you, you’re just a bastard."

Li Yueqi put on the wristbands and got up, rubbing Hei Qu’s wolf head vigorously, whispering, "You are a wolf; can you be a bit more proud, like Maomao?"

Li Yueqi left the arena without looking back.

...

Afternoon.

Zhang Ze fled straight back to the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, just for some peace.

Like Zhang Ze said, the best way to stop rumors is to create even more explosive ones.

But this new rumor seems to have become a bit overly explosive.

Because of Female Hero Li’s misunderstood remarks, the matter of the Buddhist Sect’s illegitimate child was temporarily not discussed, but everyone talked about the Beast Taming Sect bastard topic.

As for the enmity and love between him, this bastard, and the Beast Taming Sect...