War of Roses: The Proud Tycoon，Please Surrender!-Chapter 417: The Sinful Gu Yan

Gu Yan’s frame is just a little smaller than that of an average girl, and Tang Yuxiu is a very tall man. Even if Gu Yan buys the largest size of clothes, they still wouldn’t fit Tang Yuxiu.

If they really did fit, he estimates his heart would feel suffocated.

Those definitely wouldn’t be Gu Yan’s clothes!

"Forget it, don’t dwell on it. I’ll go to the bathroom to tidy up a bit, you go out and check on Little Bao and Little Nian."

"Alright, just hurry up and come out for breakfast."

Tang Yuxiu repeatedly smooths out the wrinkles on his shirt and pants in front of the bathroom mirror, although the creases are still big for him. But to avoid making the three darlings outside wait too long, he feels these are bearable!

To hell with being a neat freak!

He puts on his jacket, looks noticeably tidier, and then walks out of the bedroom.

Meanwhile, Gu Yan is already at the dining table enduring all kinds of inquisitive and cheeky glances and expressions from the two little rascals.

A laptop is placed in front of the two little ones. They look at the screen, then at Gu Yan, and say, "Mommy, you look so radiant and energetic now... uh, lascivious... ah, no, I mean cheerful, with eyes full of love. In short, you’re in all kinds of love-induced states. Oh, don’t make it so obvious, your precious darlings might get shy."

Gu Yan, "..."

Holy crap, how do they even know so many idioms!

"You two, hand over that laptop to me!"

Gu Xiaobao looks at her expression and immediately closes the laptop with a chuckle, "Oh, mommy, don’t be mad. Getting angry makes you age easily, those crow’s feet and whatnot, please don’t get mad, you’ve already had two adorable kids, you’re not exactly young anymore, can’t lose your temper so easily."

Gu Yan, "!!!"

She almost spat out a mouthful of blood!

She gritted her teeth viciously at Gu Xiaobao, "Are you looking for a beating?"

Gu Xiaobao innocently shakes his head, "Not at all, I’m not that stupid, we’re just speaking the truth, right, Gu Xiaonian."

Gu Xiaonian nods fervently, showing that they are truly innocent.

Kids wouldn’t speak against their conscience.

Gu Yan just wants to sigh to the heavens, "Oh, what a sin!!!"

"How did I end up giving birth to you two heartless creatures, just here to mess with me, no respect at all, if I had known earlier, why did I insist on giving birth to you, it’s my own doing."

Gu Yan says as she pretends to wipe away some tears.

Gu Xiaobao and Gu Xiaonian see this, exchange a look, quickly jump down from their chairs, and run to Gu Yan’s side, shaking her arm pitifully.

"Mommy, we’re sorry, don’t say that, see how cute your precious babies are."

As they say this, both darlings pout and blink their eyes to act cute.

Gu Yan was not really speaking the truth, only bluffing the two kids. Now seeing them like this, her heart softens completely.

But she’s pretentious, and Gu Yan always acts pretentious.

She snorts coldly, "You two admitting to your mistakes is completely useless, always just watching my misfortune, are you really my biological kids!"

"Yes, yes, of course, we’re as real as it gets." The two little ones wag their tails and smile cheekily.

"Mommy, we act like this because we love you. If it were someone else, we wouldn’t even bother."

Gu Xiaonian thinks Gu Xiaobao makes a lot of sense, "Yeah, anyone else, I wouldn’t even want to talk to them."

"Absolute nonsense, when you didn’t know Tang Yuxiu, you were particularly enthusiastic and chatty with him, just playing tricks on me, you little brats."

Gu Xiaobao and Gu Xiaonian chuckle awkwardly, "Mommy, don’t hold grudges over everything."

"We bonded with Dad because of some innate father-son connection, we can’t be blamed, it’s due to blood ties."

Gu Xiaonian also feels that Gu Xiaobao is making sense again, nods his head in agreement, "Yeah, yeah, it’s all because of you, mommy, you’re the one who gave birth to us with Dad, and now you don’t allow us to enjoy playing with Dad."

Oh my god, after all that, these little devils turn it back on her, how unfair is that.

"Who told you to come into my belly!"

"Who told you to give birth to us," the two little ones spread their hands and looked at her, leaving her at a loss for words.

She really wants to spank them, but just can’t bring herself to do it.

Gu Yan flops onto the table, pretending to sob, "What did I do to deserve you two infuriating little brats."

Gu Xiaobao and Gu Xiaonian look at her pitifully, "Mommy, we feel for you for three seconds."

Gu Yan feels even more sorrowful inside.

Tang Yuxiu just happens to walk out of the room, hearing Gu Yan’s pretend sobs, he heads toward the dining room to see Gu Yan lying on the table, heartbroken.

The two little ones stand next to her helplessly watching, compassionately patting her back.

Gu Yan waves them off, "Don’t bother with me, I’m so mad at you I’m heartbroken."

"Mommy~" The Two Treasures call out pitifully.

Tang Yuxiu walks over, "Little Bao, Little Nian, what did you do to upset Mommy?"

The Two Treasures look up, vigorously shake their heads at Tang Yuxiu, "We would never bully Mommy, we’re good kids."

In front of Tang Yuxiu, they want to act very well-behaved, even though Daddy is now sleeping with Mommy, he hasn’t been officially acknowledged, there’s no wedding, no official title yet.

They can’t show their true selves just yet, can’t scare this Daddy away.

Upon hearing Tang Yuxiu’s voice, Gu Yan feels even more wronged inside.

What is going on here!

She sits up straight, instantly regains her composure, knocks on the table, "Gu Xiaobao, Gu Xiaonian, where’s the breakfast you made? Bring it over, your Mother is hungry."

The Two Treasures see Gu Yan isn’t feigning anymore and breathe a sigh of relief, thank goodness Mommy didn’t complain to Daddy, ruining their image of being good and adorable.

The Two Treasures wag their tails and smile at Gu Yan, "Mother, please wait a moment, the treasures will bring it to you."

"Humph." Gu Yan haughtily hums, gesturing for them to hurry up.

Tang Yuxiu sees this, can’t help but laugh, pulling out the chair next to her to sit down.

"Do you always boss around the kids like this at home?"

"They’re my kids, do you have a say in the matter? Besides, they’re always taking liberties with me all the time."

Tang Yuxiu sneers, "Whether that’s true or not, let’s not say. Even if it is, you’re such a grown-up and yet you let two kids bully you to the point you’re crying at the table, aren’t you embarrassed to say so?"

Hearing this, Gu Yan suddenly turns her head, glaring at him fiercely, "Tang, Yu, Xiu!"

Inside the kitchen, the two kids hear the angry gnashing of teeth and exchange a look, "Uh oh, Daddy has once again shifted Mommy’s attention."

Mommy’s firepower has turned toward Daddy