University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 334 - 271: Using Intern Doctors to Command Medical Professors!

Chapter 334: Chapter 271: Using Intern Doctors to Command Medical Professors!

The local students of Hai City University.

How idle could they be?

It’s just because the school cafeteria offers free dumplings.

They can leave their homes at different times on New Year’s Eve.

Coming with familiar or completely unfamiliar alumni.

Returning to school for free dumplings.

The cafeteria aunties did not mention this when resigning.

At this moment.

Suddenly hearing such an outrageous news.

Clearly.

Secretary Lu himself was quite baffled.

He just looked at Chen Mu for a moment.

It was only then that Secretary Lu found his voice, "Dr. Chen, were there many students who returned to school for dumplings that day?"

Chen Mu sighed, "It’s not just many, but so many that it exceeded everyone’s imagination."

Secretary Lu: "..."

Good.

Now he finally understood what Chen Mu meant when he said he might not understand the students of Hai City University as well as he thought.

If it weren’t for Chen Mu revealing the truth.

He might never have dreamed that Hai City University students could be so idle.

On a day like New Year’s Eve, meant for family reunions, just for free dumplings, they would go through so much trouble to get some free food.

Feeling Secretary Lu’s silence, Chen Mu continued his story.

"I only remember starting to make dumplings at around eight in the morning that day, and until midnight, there were still local students coming to the school cafeteria for dumplings."

Secretary Lu: "..."

Chen Mu sighed, "I know these students just thought it was fun, without any malice."

"But Secretary, for the cafeteria aunties, making dumplings for those few dozen students staying on campus is not the same workload as for thousands of students."

"They certainly had their fun, but inadvertently ruined the cafeteria aunties’ New Year’s Eve dinner."

"Because they were so busy that day, they didn’t have time to make their own New Year’s Eve dinner."

Secretary Lu: "..."

While Chen Mu said this, Secretary Lu tried several times to say something.

But every time.

When he was about to speak, he found he didn’t know what to say.

At his age.

He truly didn’t know how to comment on these students’ behavior.

Thinking of the cafeteria aunties whose New Year’s was ruined, Secretary Lu felt a bit guilty.

Seeing Secretary Lu’s expression, Chen Mu casually remarked, "So, this is also why I believe the eggs you plan to give would never actually reach the faculty families."

"Secretary, do you believe that as soon as the school gives out eggs, even those dorms temporarily without illegal appliances would buy an electric pot just to cook the free eggs."

—

"Hater! Dr. Chen is definitely a hater of fragile university students!"

"I’m from Hai City University. I was already picking up an electric pot in the supermarket, then found out Dr. Chen isn’t giving out eggs..."

"????"

"Seriously, you fragile university students would even try to mooch a free egg from the school?"

"Don’t just blame fragile university students. If my company were giving out free eggs, I’d carry them back even over a twenty-kilometer distance."

"Isn’t the point that they’re free? Who can refuse free stuff?"

"So, is there any way for the school to give out free eggs? Waiting online! Urgent!"

"..." (ellipsis)

—

Listening to Chen Mu’s words.

Secretary Lu hesitantly opened his mouth, "No... it can’t be that bad, right..."

Chen Mu snorted, "Can’t be that bad?"

"They are absolutely that bad!"

Chen Mu: "Just last month, a patient I had to rush to: fell from the upper bunk, landing head-first."

"Suffered a minor concussion, neck displacement."

Secretary Lu frowned, "I vaguely recall this incident with that student. Our talkative principal called me for half the night because of it."

"To be honest, the incident was quite strange."

"To prevent incidents like students falling from upper bunks, the school has all those bed rails heightened."

"How did that student end up falling?"

Upon saying this.

Secretary Lu’s gaze unconsciously fell on Chen Mu.

Before getting in the 120 ambulance, it was Chen Mu who had examined the student.

Regarding the specifics.

Chen Mu must know better than him.

Facing Secretary Lu’s highly curious eyes, Chen Mu thought for a moment, "He fell because of a bun."

Secretary Lu: "Hmm?"

Chen Mu sighed, "That morning, his roommate unusually took the initiative to go downstairs and buy breakfast."

"But his roommate assumed he wouldn’t be awake at that time, so didn’t buy him breakfast. Yet he woke up, and he was hungry."

Chen Mu’s words baffled Secretary Lu.

Secretary Lu: "He woke up and was hungry, so why not go downstairs to the cafeteria to eat?"

"Our school’s first-floor cafeteria does have limited hours, but the second and third floors upstairs are open all day."

"In such a big Hai City University, can he really not buy a single bun?"

Chen Mu gave Secretary Lu a deep look: "You see, the things you just said, only people with a generational gap with them would say."

Secretary Lu: "???

I’m analyzing the school cafeteria environment with you, and you’re personally attacking me?! 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶

Chen Mu continued to sigh: "These days, college students have a hard time waking up early. If there’s no morning class, they can sleep straight until noon."

Secretary Lu pondered and stared at Chen Mu: "Sleeping that long isn’t good for their health, is it?"

"What if after this busy military training period, Dr. Chen, you give them a wellness lecture on healthy sleeping habits?"

Chen Mu: "???"

This is why most people don’t like chatting with their superiors.

Because we have no idea.

At what magical moment the boss will assign some outrageous task.

Pretending not to hear clearly what Secretary Lu said.

Chen Mu carried on saying what he wanted to say, "Let’s get back to that student with the dislocated neck and mild concussion."

"He wanted to take a bite of the bun in his roommate’s hand but was too lazy to get down, so he stretched his head down from the bed to eat the bun."

Saying this,

Chen Mu couldn’t help but sigh, "According to the patient himself, he often uses this method to eat his roommate’s food when he’s too lazy to get out of bed or to pick up the charger from the table below."

"But what he didn’t expect was that when he hung upside down on the bed that day, his head spun and he couldn’t grip the railing properly and fell headfirst."

Secretary Lu was dumbfounded.

—

"Secretary Lu: Dr. Chen, are you serious, are you sure you’re talking about our students?"

"I’m also a school doctor, and I can assure you with my career, while our school’s fragile students are many, compared to Hai City University, it’s not that absurd..."

"Hai City University leads in the number of fragile students by a long shot!"

"Hahahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen · Secretary Lu: This overwhelming lead is for you guys, do you want it?!"

"Looking at Secretary Lu’s expression, you can feel his breakdown."

"What I don’t understand is, why does Dr. Chen seem so happy?"

"In the past, he used to digest these bizarre cases by himself, now he can drag his boss into it, how can he not be happy?"

"..."

—

At this moment.

Secretary Lu once again experienced what Chen Mu had repeatedly emphasized before.

There is indeed a generational gap between him and the students.

If he didn’t already know that these strange cases could be dug up by netizens anytime, Chen Mu wouldn’t lie.

Secretary Lu would doubt how such students even got into Shanghai City University.

Seeing the secretary still immersed in shock.

Chen Mu smiled and said, "Let me tell you about my open strategy to attract faculty families to see doctors at Hai City University."

Secretary Lu: "Go on."

He also wanted to know.

What scheme Chen Mu was hatching.

Chen Mu continued: "Just let them know that the teachers of these intern doctors, placed in Hai City’s top-tier hospitals, are hard-to-get specialist appointments."

"It’s best to hint that if these interns encounter difficult cases that they cannot handle, to save face for their mentors, they’ll choose to seek advice from their tutors."

Secretary Lu: "!!!"

He finally understood.

Why Chen Mu called his idea an open strategy.

That is to say.

In university campuses, among the faculty.

Aside from some very influential professors, there are also ordinary tutors or administrative staff.

Although working in a university sounds prestigious, in reality, this portion of the faculty also has limited connections.

If their family encounters a health issue.

When they go to the hospital,

it’s equally hard to get an appointment with a specialist.

As for why they don’t seek treatment in the school hospital at such times,

it’s because, despite Chen Mu being an excellent doctor, the equipment at the school hospital is limited.

Even if Chen Mu can offer some advice, he’ll ultimately have to suggest they go back to a top-tier hospital.

But now it’s different.

They just need to bring their elderly or children to the school hospital,

allow these young doctors to see them, and with a single phone call, the young doctors can bring in a specialist for a remote consultation.

Anyone who weighs the pros and cons even a little knows what to choose.

It’s just that...

Secretary Lu regarded Chen Mu, nodding: "Alright then, I’ll give you an admin position in the school’s faculty group later."

Chen Mu: "Hmm?"

Secretary Lu adjusted the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose and said sternly, "No matter what strange things you post in the school group later, it’s all your personal business, Dr. Chen."

Chen Mu: "???"

Secretary Lu faced the live camera.

Sitting upright, then said, "Everything is Dr. Chen’s personal behavior and has no relation to Hai City University or its secretary."

"If Dr. Chen does anything that causes public outrage, I hereby represent Hai City University in saying we’ll remove Dr. Chen from the official school group, that’s my attitude personally, and it’s also Hai City University’s stance."

Chen Mu: "???"

Do you leaders really have to speak and act with such caution?!