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University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 276 - 236: You’re a Student, Why Are You Pocketing My Pen? (Part 2)
"I told my girlfriend, let me do an experiment for her."
Listening to Cheng Qian's account.
The few lab coats behind Chen Mu were all a bit mesmerized by it.
Two of the girls couldn't help but pursue, "So, how did it turn out in the end?"
"I've also seen this guide online, but I lasted at most three days before I went to wash my hair. Not washing hair for half a month is really hard!"
Chen Mu touched his own hair.
Some expectant gazes followed and landed on Cheng Qian.
Cheng Qian: "It's kind of magical to say, I tried not washing my hair for half a month, and when I went to wash it again, my hair could stay non-greasy for three or four days!"
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"No way? I also saw this kind of science video online, does it really work?"
"I've also tried, but it fell apart in a few days. Not washing hair for half a month is really hard to stick to. Cheng Qian is quite a trooper..."
"Wasn't it because of the flu?"
"Even with a flu, you don't have to go without bathing for half a month. He did it for his girlfriend."
"No seriously, doesn't anyone think there's something fishy about Cheng Qian's girlfriend's social media, like it's set to only visible to him?"
"Cheng Qian's girlfriend: found the perfect lab rat."
"..."
—
Chen Mu silently calculated in his heart that when the winter vacation comes, he wouldn't be busy anymore.
Maybe then.
Lock himself at home for half a month, no hair washing?
Feeling the gaze in the room almost entirely focused on Cheng Qian.
Chen Mu continued to ask, "I still don't get it, how is not bathing related to skin whitening?"
Cheng Qian: "It was also a video on a short video platform, the blogger said that if a person doesn't bathe for a week, they can get a shade whiter!"
"It's not vacation yet, how could my girlfriend, a girl, go a week without bathing?"
"So I volunteered!" 𝒇𝓻𝓮𝓮𝙬𝙚𝒃𝒏𝓸𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝓬𝓸𝒎
Chen Mu blinked.
Curiosity exploded at this moment, "Is your girlfriend from Hai City University?"
Cheng Qian shook his head, "I don't know..."
"What do you mean 'don't know'?"
One of the lab coats listening to the gossip couldn't help exclaiming!
"You don't even know where your own girlfriend goes to school?"
Cheng Qian shrugged his mouth, "Us young people nowadays are all in online relationships!"
Chen Mu: "..."
The lab coats: "..."
—
"Guys, if before I only suspected, now I'm almost certain that Cheng Qian has been scammed by his online dating partner!"
"This guy thinks he's the boyfriend when in reality, he might just be one of many in their pond!"
"If the other side really is a flirtatious person, that's still fair, just afraid it might be someone pretending for money, like a macho man!"
"Hiss! This suddenly reminds me of my own painful online dating experience from back then when the girl told me her grandfather had a tea garden..."
"I also bought tea leaves, stop talking, stop talking!"
"..."
—
Chen Mu rubbed the sides of his forehead, his head started to hurt again.
"Have you transferred money to this online girlfriend of yours?"
Cheng Qian proudly lifted his head, "Of course!"
"Every time there's a holiday, I send her a red envelope right away."
"Once, she told me her girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend, and the guy took back all the red envelopes he'd given to her girlfriend."
Just hearing Cheng Qian say this far.
A bad premonition rose in Chen Mu's heart.
Sure enough.
The next second.
Cheng Qian proudly said, "I knew she felt insecure after seeing someone else's failed romance!"
"I immediately sent her a 520 red envelope that day, and noted it as a gift with no strings attached."
Chen Mu: "..."
According to the law.
Transfer amounts with special significance like 520, 1314, etc., cannot be legally recovered.
Also...
Transfers noted as a gift with no strings attached cannot be legally recovered.
Chen Mu felt like his head was about to explode hearing this.
But the other person seemed so proud, as if he'd done something amazing.
"Dr. Chen, do you think I'm a good boyfriend!!!"
"I dare say! There aren't many online who could do what I do!"
—
"Ah indeed! Not many are this foolish..."
"I think Da Congming has met his match, Cheng Qian could be paired with He Congming."
"Looking at Dr. Chen's expression, he's probably speechless and doesn't want to talk anymore."
"Dr. Chen: Don't you understand my hints at all?"
"Dr. Chen: I can't help him, really can't help!"
"..."
—
Seeing Cheng Qian still wanting to continue sharing his online dating experiences.
Chen Mu quickly waved his hand, "I have other patients in a moment, you go for your check-up first."
"Someone, take him for a check-up, and once the results come out, send him directly to the hospital."
As soon as Chen Mu finished speaking.
The lab coat who first spoke up against Cheng Qian stood up voluntarily.
"Dr. Chen, I'm currently writing a thesis on hypercalcemia, I'll accompany Cheng Qian as his accompanying physician!"
Chen Mu nodded, "Okay, then I'll trouble you."
Chen Mu issued the paper.
The lab coat took Cheng Qian and left.
As soon as Cheng Qian left.
Su Bingbing hurriedly walked in from outside, "Dr. Chen, have you filled out the School Hospital Referral Forms for the students who need to get the rabies vaccine?"
Chen Mu: "Sorry, I was just consulting a few patients and didn't have a chance, I'll now..."
Chen Mu looked down.
Seeing his empty desk, he was dumbfounded, "No, wasn't my pen just on the desk?"
"Where's my pen?"
"And, where's my notebook?"
"My newly bought notepad!"
A compassionate lab coat reminded, "Dr. Chen, earlier Cheng Qian wanted to jot down his condition and borrowed paper and pen from you..."
"If I saw it right, when he left, he took them with him..."
Chen Mu was left flabbergasted.
It felt like he'd returned to those days at the hospital where he'd lost even a pen.
Utterly frustrated.
"No way!"
"What's a student doing taking my pen and paper?!"
Su Bingbing's phone beeped again.
Urging impatiently, "Dr. Chen, the bus has already left, but the community hospital is still waiting for our School Hospital Referral Forms, could you hurry?"
Chen Mu went to open his drawer.
"Right away, right away, I have some more, pen..."
Seeing his empty drawer.
This time Chen Mu really lost it, "No way! I had several boxes of pens in my drawer!"
"Where are my pens?"
Chen Mu's investigative gaze landed on the group of lab coats behind him.
Seeing their evasive looks.
Chen Mu got the answer in his heart, gritting his teeth and pursuing, "Was it you who took my pens!"
The lab coats felt wronged.
"Dr. Chen, you told us to!"
"Didn't you say when leaving yesterday that if there aren't enough pens, we could take from your drawer?"
"Yes, there were so many of us, one person one pen, your drawer emptied out..."
Chen Mu: "..."
That explanation.
So reasonable!
Chen Mu noticed the pen in the pocket of the lab coat on the frontmost student.
Quickly snatched out the pen, "Confiscated!"
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"This is hilarious! The lab coat was dumbfounded, this kind of thing can be confiscated?"
"So true! At our hospital, money left on the table wouldn't be touched, but pens can go missing by the box in a day!"
"I used to buy some more expensive pens, now I just get ninety-nine for fifty from PinXixi!"
"Are there really such cheap pens? Any links from the netizens?"
"..."
—
As soon as Chen Mu finished filling out the School Hospital Referral Forms, Su Bingbing hurried out of the school clinic.
Ready to give a proper talk to the group of lab coats behind him.
Suddenly.
There was a commotion outside the school clinic.
A boy entered the clinic with his hand tightly covering his mouth, his face red.
The person walking with him was laughing hard, "Dr. Chen, he glued his mouth and hand with 502 (a type of superglue)!"
"Do you have any way to separate his mouth and hand?"
"Does it require surgery?!"







