The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1141 - 717: Fun Blind Box House

"Can I still leave now?"

Liu Zheng tentatively asked.

"Of course not, I have a minimum spend requirement here."

The voice from the gift box said.

"Um... actually, I’m not that familiar with Niu Ma."

He tried to distance himself.

"I can smell the Niu Ma scent on you. You spend time with him every day, don’t you?"

"Actually, if I had the choice, I wouldn’t want to stay with him either."

Liu Zheng said.

"Understandable. Being around a bastard like him does require a lot of willpower."

The voice from the gift box said sympathetically.

"Long live understanding. By the way, do you smell anything else?"

He asked.

"What kind of smell?"

"The smell of fine wine."

Liu Zheng took out a bottle of Silver Label.

"Silver Label from the Du Kang Wine Workshop? Oh, it’s been so long since I tasted it. The last time was like ten years ago."

The voice from the gift box reminisced.

"Then give it a try and see if the taste has changed in ten years."

He walked over to the gift box and placed the Silver Label down.

"There’s no need to say that. I said, I won’t treat you differently because of Niu Ma."

The voice from the gift box said.

"But I’d like to receive special treatment."

Liu Zheng said honestly.

"You’re much more sincere and polite than Niu Ma."

"In fact, I’ve always had reservations about my boss’s character."

He shrugged.

"Alright, young Black Mountain Goat Cub mix, you’ve won my favor."

As soon as the words were spoken, the gift box automatically opened, and out popped a joker with intelligence written all over its face, with a different look in each eye.

Although this scene had the vibe of a horror movie, Liu Zheng, constantly interrogated by various strange entities, was no longer surprised.

"How should I address you?"

He politely asked.

"Just call me Clown Box."

The joker said while picking up the Silver Label and pouring it into its mouth.

After a few sips, a look of satisfaction mixed with regret appeared on its face.

"If you don’t mind, you can have this as a snack."

Liu Zheng offered a few pieces of dried fish knowingly.

"How could a bastard like Niu Ma have a subordinate as human-like as you?"

A few drinks in, the Clown Box became more direct.

"Genetic mutation, probably."

He replied casually.

"Hmm? Hmm, seems like that’s the case."

The Clown Box gave him a deep look, its thoughts unfathomable.

"So, how do I make a purchase here?"

Liu Zheng got to the point.

"Since it’s called the Fun Blind Box House, naturally it’s about picking blind boxes. Here, I have three ways to play."

"The first way costs money, with prizes being points, miscellaneous items, and extraordinary items."

"The second way costs ’meat’, with prizes being points, ’meat’, and extraordinary items."

"The third way costs extraordinary items, with prizes being points and extraordinary items."

"Points can be used to exchange for various blind boxes, and must be spent all at once, they cannot be saved."

The Clown Box introduced.

"I’ll choose the second option."

He said without hesitation.

If money and extraordinary items are spent, they’re gone, but his ’meat’ can regenerate.

"You’re not thinking of using your own ’meat’, are you? I don’t accept that."

The Clown Box shook its head.

"Why not?"

"Black Mountain Goat Cub’s ’meat’ has a peculiar smell, especially yours. Others may tolerate it, but I can’t."

The Clown Box said disdainfully.

"Isn’t that a bit racist?"

Liu Zheng squinted.

"Yes, so what? Go ahead and report me to City Hall if you have the guts."

The Clown Box said defiantly.

To say nothing of how Metropolis is riddled with racism, reporting someone from the Black Market to City Hall itself is quite humorous.

"I don’t have the guts, so I’ll try the first option first."

Liu Zheng said.

First try spending money to test the waters, and if it seems reliable, then use idle extraordinary items to try.

"Okay. The minimum bet is a thousand, and it must be in multiples of a thousand. You can bet it all on one, or spread it out."

The Clown Box said.

"Please wait a moment, I’ll get ready."

He took out makeup and applied clown makeup to himself.

"You don’t think that by putting on the same makeup as me, I’ll give you any special treatment, do you?"

The Clown Box raised its thick red eyebrows and said.

Then it suddenly thought of something.

"Wait, did that guy Niu Ma give you the ’Lucky Clown Card’?"

It asked excitedly.

"Huh?"

Liu Zheng didn’t answer, but his expression already betrayed him.

"It really was that damned bastard Niu Ma who stole my ’Lucky Clown Card’. No wonder he never came back after that time. I thought he couldn’t afford to lose, but turns out he was guilty of stealing!"

The Clown Box said angrily.

"Uh, I’m innocent..."

Liu Zheng said weakly.

"The evidence is in your hands, and you say you’re innocent?"

The Clown Box sneered.

"Hmm... have you heard of ’good faith acquisition’?"

He tried to struggle once more.

Good faith acquisition refers to the system where the person in possession transfers the property of another without rights, and the transferee acquires ownership in good faith, meaning the original owner cannot demand the return of the property.

In simple terms, if something stolen from you is lawfully purchased by someone else, even if you prove the item was yours, you can’t make them give it back.

"I haven’t heard of it, nor do I want to. Now you have two choices, let me beat you to death, or give the item back to me."

The Clown Box did not hide its murderous intent.