The Whole Internet is Shipping Me with My Ex-Boyfriend-Chapter 300 - 3: My Husband Isn’t Home Tonight

Thinking is one thing, but putting it into practice might not succeed. Yuanyuan only agreed to let him stay overnight at the Gu Mansion. If he shamelessly insists on sleeping on the floor in her living room, what if she gets upset or angry?

What if she gets upset and angry and kicks him out?

What if she kicks him out and doesn’t see him for several days afterward?

Ah, so annoying.

How can a person have so many worries?

Like how Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo turned into two butterflies fluttering happily, without sorrow or worries.

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!" Chi Yu slapped his own head, "What am I thinking with this broken brain? That’s what happens after they die and turn into butterflies. Bah!"

Knock knock knock-

There was a knock at the door.

Chi Yu went to open it.

Mama stood outside, holding a tray with two steaming bowls of soup.

No idea what kind of soup it was.

Mama saw Chi Yu opening the door, not only in Miss Gu’s room but also wearing a bathrobe. She thought to herself, this young man must have some skills, getting in so quickly.

Mama said, "This is soup made for Miss Gu, to ward off the cold."

Chi Yu stepped aside: "Come in."

Mama brought it in, put down the soup, and as she was about to leave, passing by Chi Yu, she couldn’t say what she shouldn’t, but about this person... Mama couldn’t help but say, "You’d better not deceive Miss Gu."

With a pause, she realized the words were inappropriate.

Mama corrected herself, "Miss Gu has seen many people like you with little tricks. Don’t take yourself too seriously."

Chi Yu: "..."

After she said this, she felt the words were a bit harsh.

Thinking of saying it again, the words were on the tip of her tongue: "Forget it."

Then she left with the tray.

Chi Yu went to close the door.

He touched his face: "Is my persona stable now?!"

It should be stable! 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢

...

The difference between a shower and a bath is that showering makes noise, while a bath doesn’t.

Chi Yu wandered around aimlessly outside. Even though he couldn’t hear the sounds inside, his mind involuntarily drifted to various scenes, making him feel parched.

Wandering back and forth, he familiarized himself with the layout and furnishings of the entire living room.

Then Chi Yu was amazed to find that all the furnishings in the living room were women’s items, none for men.

The dressing room was next to the bathroom.

Chi Yu wasn’t sure if he could go in.

He tried to push the door and found it could open, so he walked in.

The huge dressing room was filled with dazzling items, layer upon layer of cabinets with various designer bags, glass closets full of branded clothes or luxurious dresses, and shelves upon shelves of shoes, eighty percent of which were high heels.

The other wall was full of accessories and cosmetics. The entire dressing room was astonishingly large and extremely luxurious.

But this is described from an outsider’s perspective.

Looking at the dazzling wardrobe, what Chi Yu thought was: There’s not a single piece of men’s clothing here! Not a pair of men’s shoes! Not a single men’s accessory!!!

Chi Yu’s mood turned jubilant because of his significant discovery.

He double-checked and confirmed there was indeed nothing male-related in this dressing room before happily leaving.

The smile on his face was as exaggerated as an emoji. As soon as he stepped out and saw the person standing outside, he quickly toned down his smile, returning to a serious expression: "You’re done with your shower?"

Gu Yuan: "Yeah."

Chi Yu awkwardly scratched his hand, his eyes wandering to cover up his bewildering behavior just now.

"What were you doing in my dressing room?" Gu Yuan questioned.

Her gaze lingered on him as if assessing him, suspecting some misconduct...

Chi Yu quickly explained, "I was just curious and wandered around, and then... just wandered into your dressing room."

He firmly assured, "I definitely don’t have any bad habits."

Gu Yuan had just finished her bath. A large bathrobe wrapped her graceful body, her face still flushed from the steam in the bathroom, unintentionally exuding a beguiling charm. Her hair was damp, and the droplets gradually soaked into the carpet.

Chi Yu stared, entranced.

"I was showering, and you were just wandering around in my living room. Why didn’t you go rest?" Gu Yuan walked to the bed, picking up a towel to dry her hair.

Chi Yu knew it was time to leave, afraid to make her unhappy, and dared not linger, turning to go.

"Wait a minute." She called out.

Chi Yu stopped, not turning around yet.

Gu Yuan took out a hairdryer from the drawer: "Come here."

Chi Yu immediately came back.

Gu Yuan said, "Sit down."

Chi Yu: "Where to sit?"

Gu Yuan chuckled: "Why not sit on me?"

Chi Yu obediently sat down at the edge of the bed. Gu Yuan plugged in the hairdryer with a slightly unhappy tone, "I told you to dry your hair. Why didn’t you? Did you shower in another bedroom?"

Dry my hair?

Chi Yu had completely forgotten about that.

Shower? He’d forgotten about that too.

After coming out, he’d just been wandering aimlessly in the huge living room, completely forgetting his hair was still damp, even though he was a man with short hair, it was so wet, plus it was rainwater, it must be dried, or he’d easily catch a cold.

He sheepishly admitted, "I didn’t shower."