The Villainess Cannot Escape — Five Beast Husbands Chase Her Madly-Chapter 25: A Princess Can Marry 108 Beast Husbands

Chapter 25: Chapter 25: A Princess Can Marry 108 Beast Husbands

Golden fireworks suddenly exploded across the homepage of the Interstellar Livestreaming hub.

[Jiu Su’s livestream has skyrocketed to the top of the donation rankings.]

System Alert: This livestream cannot be shut down due to special permissions.

The bullet comments instantly exploded:

[HOLY SHIT! Forty "Beast God’s Descent" gifts?!]

[Everyone, look at the donator IDs—aren’t those the Princess’s four "jilted husbands"?!]

[Thirty-two million Gold Coins! Does the Princess know her Beast Husbands have this much pocket money to throw around?!]

The onlookers went wild with memes:

[You guys played dead when the Princess was fined 900 million, but now you’re so eager to donate to Su An’an’s stream?]

["On the Proper Use of Beast Husbands."]

[Waiting online for an answer! What’s the sentence for cuckolding the Princess? Urgent!]

Su An’an read the cringe-worthy comments, her head feeling like a thousand ants were crawling inside:

’Am I cuckolding myself?’

Little Pink’s response came with a string of bizarrely captivating emojis:

[Your Highness! This isn’t a green hat, it’s a "Wealth Halo" you’ve woven with your own hands!]

[The Four Great Beast Husbands plus Lu Ji and Tu Xiaosan have donated over a hundred million!]

[You blew up thanks to four ’bangs’ today, you’ll definitely earn more next stream.]

Su An’an flicked Little Pink’s smart-brain casing sharply:

"Say ’four bangs’ one more time, I dare you."

Little Pink’s ball of light immediately shrank to the size of a quail:

[How about... three bangs?]

[Or two?] 𝙛𝒓𝒆𝙚𝒘𝒆𝓫𝙣𝓸𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝒄𝒐𝓶

"Believe it or not, I’ll take you out with one bang."

Su An’an motioned as if to throw the smart-brain into the water.

[Your Highness, I just want you to earn more!]

Little Pink aggrievedly projected the donation records of the Four Great Beast Husbands:

[Look! Doesn’t Fei Zhao’s "Starry River" look like proposal fireworks?]

[And Night Abyss’s "Justice Scale" is just like a betrothal gift!]

[Ying Jiuyao’s "Beast God’s Fury" is practically a marriage contract!]

[And Lan Cangming’s "Furious Sea Waves" is a classic declaration of love.]

[If you can just conquer them, paying off your debt won’t be a dream.]

"Shut up!"

Su An’an muted Little Pink for three minutes straight.

Meanwhile, gifts were still raining down in the livestream.

Although the Interstellar regulators had suppressed all the trending topics, the golden throne at the top of the donation rankings remained unshakable.

After all, no one dared to touch the spot hand-picked by those four living Kings of Hell.

The onlookers had come in expecting to catch a cheater, but they all ended up loving it:

[Where’s the cheating scandal we were promised? How did this turn into a free tutorial?!]

[I don’t care anymore, donating first! Teacher Jiu Su, look at me! (Sells pot and pan to donate).]

"Lord Jiu Su!"

Lei Ya dropped to one knee, his brilliant, sunny smile dazzling. "From now on, my tentacles are at your command!"

Cedric pounded his chest heavily, his golden mane seeming somewhat tamer. "The claws of the Lion Clan will fight for you."

Leng Qingfeng knelt in silence, but his poisonous tail honestly assumed a submissive posture.

Who would have thought that three hours ago, they were just corpses-in-waiting at the Mad Beast Institute?

The bullet comments exploded again:

[Is she building a harem army?!]

Little Pink excitedly set off virtual fireworks:

[Your Highness! Donations from the Four Great Beast Husbands plus three A Level fighters—with this lineup, you could film "Interstellar Matrilocal Husbands 101"!]

[This time, you’re not wearing a green hat, you’re wearing a diamond-encrusted crown! This is a massive profit, no losses here!]

"I’m a sales streamer, not a dating show host."

Su An’an closed her eyes in agony, her fingertips frantically rubbing her throbbing temples.

The comment section of Jiu Su’s livestream was overflowing with sour grapes.

[Lei Ya, you guys are trying to steal the home base, aren’t you? I’m calling the cops!]

[Lord Jiu Su, look at me! I can write code, fix mechs, and I’ll even sing "Conquer" to lull you to sleep!]

[My piss is yellow, let me spray these toads awake!]

[Ooh! Your Highness! So many powerful beasts are sending you private messages to apply to be your Beast Husband.]

Little Pink giggled mischievously:

[Why not just turn the livestream into an audition stage for Beast Husbands!]

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Confused, Su An’an opened her private messages and her pupils contracted in shock.

The screen was filled with muscular men making finger hearts at the camera.

Some showed off their military medals.

Others displayed 3D models of their family castles.

One even sent a voice message that had the distinct vibe of a "seeking a son for a hefty price" ad: "Just say the word, and my family’s mines are yours to dig!"

Little Pink did a light-speed calculation:

[Your Highness! As a Princess, you can marry at least one hundred and eight Beast Husbands.]

[Aside from the five primary husbands, you can take anyone else you like as consorts, guards, boy toys, or lovers.]

"Marry that many? Are you trying to give me kidney failure?"

Su An’an rolled her eyes.

Good heavens!

The Five Great Beast Husbands alone were enough to give her a headache.

Another hundred Beast Husbands on top of that? Did they think she wasn’t dying fast enough?

[Your Highness, high-level females can engage in soul-blending!]

Little Pink pulled up the "Female Physiology Guide":

[Look at this Chapter: "On 108 Positions for Spiritual Dual Cultivation."]

"Stop! All I want to do now is earn money and pay my debts. Beast Husbands will only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword."

Su An’an cut off Little Pink’s rambling.

She calmly looked at Lei Ya and the others, who were still half-kneeling in the livestream room.

"That’s not necessary. My choice to pacify you also came with conditions."

"Noland, bring in the medicine."

She just wanted to end this long livestream as quickly as possible.

Noland’s hands trembled slightly as he held the medicine box.

He originally thought he had signed a streamer who skirted the rules, but it turned out he’d brought in a living ancestor.

Watching the livestream’s skyrocketing data, the blood vessels in his dark circles turned even redder. "Lord Jiu Su, these are the Blood Frenzy Pills you sent over."

Little Pink muttered quietly:

[Your Highness, the dumb fox may be useless, but at least he didn’t run away.]

"True! After all, he didn’t expect so many incidents during this stream, and he handled it acceptably."

Su An’an nodded in agreement.

"Lord Jiu Su even prepared gifts for us?"

Lei Ya excitedly opened the pill box, only to see six crimson elixir pills glowing with an eerie light.

"Bottoms up!"

Lei Ya handed the Elixir Pills to Cedric and Leng Qingfeng.

"GULP!"

The three Beastmen tilted their heads back and swallowed without hesitation.

"Wait! I haven’t told you how to take them!"

Su An’an was about to explode with anger.

’Why can’t these guys ever stick to the script?’

She hadn’t even said her advertising spiel, and they had already consumed the product.

’Are they trying to smash my rice bowl?’

Little Pink comforted her:

[It’s okay, it’s not too late for you to explain it now.]

Su An’an had just steadied her breathing and was about to start her explanation.

"PFFT!"

The whites of Lei Ya’s eyes suddenly rolled back, and dozens of thick tentacles burst from his neck, armpits, and thighs.

With a "BOOM," they pierced through the ceiling, sending rubble raining down.

Leng Qingfeng’s vertical pupils shrank to pinpricks as green scales instantly covered his body, his dark green hair whipping about like venomous snakes.

"RRRIP!"

Venom splattered, corroding honeycomb-like holes into the alloy floor.

The most terrifying was Cedric.

His skin cracked all over as his muscles swelled to a height of three meters.

He threw a Lion’s Roar Fist at a load-bearing pillar, and all the tempered glass in the entire building shattered in response!

The livestream camera shook violently!

Lei Ya’s tentacles wrapped around the signal tower.

Leng Qingfeng’s poisonous tail swept past the camera.

Cedric smashed through the last blast-proof door.

Su An’an’s pupils trembled. "This is impossible!"

Little Pink’s alarm suddenly blared:

[Your Highness, I’ve detected that the Elixir Pills have been tampered with.]

The camera panned to a corner, where half a crimson elixir pill was glowing with a strange, bloody light inside the pill box.