The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands-Chapter 62: Charlatans

Just as Lin Zaozao was looking at the crowd outside in confusion, Zhao Yingmei followed her husband Lan timidly, supporting an elderly person and walking into Lin Zaozao’s yard.

How could this old woman Zhao Yingmei, who was usually awe-inspiring in front of her dozen husbands, be so timid today?

What was going on here?

Now, this tigress was actually constantly looking at her husband Lan's face.

Could it be that after returning home later, she had fought with her husbands and lost?

When Zhao Yingmei and her husband Lan helped the elderly person sit in a chair, she immediately pointed at Lin Zaozao and accused her in front of the village chief.

“Village chief, it’s this silly woman Lin Xiaohua. In front of my wife, she said there was a ghost aura on my wife's body.

It was because of that ghost aura that led to her not having children. Lin Xiaohua's purpose was to occupy my wife's old house."

Hearing the man's accusation, Lin Zaozao's eyebrows immediately turned cold. She turned her head to look at Zhao Yingmei, who had been bowing her head, and asked in disbelief,

“Zhao Yingmei, did I say I would take your old house for free? Didn’t I just say that I would buy your old house from you at the market price after I help you remove the ghost aura from your body?”

Faced with Lin Zaozao's question, Zhao Yingmei just kept her head down without saying a word.

And her aggrieved expression, coupled with Lin Zaozao's angry questioning. By contrast, it seemed as if Lin Zaozao was interrogating Zhao Yingmei.

Seeing Zhao Yingmei keep her head down without speaking, a flash of viciousness flashed in her husband Lan's eyes.

He turned his head back and stood beside the village chief, pointing at Lin Zaozao and accusing her again.

“Village chief, look. My wife is not talking, which means she never agreed to this fat woman’s request.

This fat woman Lin Xiaohua was still crazy and erratic before, but now she's not crazy anymore, and the large black patch on her face is gone too.

And now she's still pretending to be a god here to deceive people, she must have been possessed by an evil spirit. Village chief, for the sake Luoshui Village, we should burn this disaster Lin Xiaohua to death.”

“Damn! Stupid man, you talk nonsense, saying that I was possessed by a ghost means I was possessed by a ghost. Do you have any evidence? How dare you talk nonsense in front of the village chief!"

“Isn’t it evidence that you are no longer crazy now, and the black patches on your face have disappeared?”

“Nonsense! With no evidence, I might as well say that you went to my outhouse to secretly eat shit yesterday! Disgusting stuff that even eats shit, why doesn't God burn you to death!”

Spearing this, Lin Zaozao walked to Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan's side, pushed him hard away, and stood in front of the village chief.

“Village chief, I originally wanted to find you yesterday and ask who owned the house next to mine and whether I could buy it.

But I met Zhao Yingmei and her twelve husbands halfway. Zhao Yingmei thought my adopted son Ruqiu looked good and wanted to seduce him, but was taught by me a lesson.

Village chief, I have treated Zhao Yingmei’s illness without dwelling on past wrongs. But this ungrateful woman actually wants to set me up to harm me to death.”

“Lin Xiaohua, you have to provide evidence when you speak. Do you have evidence that my wife seduced your husband?” Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan asked with his neck craned.

“I didn’t have evidence yesterday, but Zhao Yingmei did seduce my lonely mountain in front of many villagers some time ago and was taught by me a lesson.

Village chief, you can ask the surrounding folks, they can testify for me.”

Hearing Lin Zaozao’s words, the old village chief turned his head and looked at the villagers leaning over the fence to watch the excitement, asking loudly,

“Is what Lin Xiaohua said true?”

Facing the village chief’s majestic voice, the villagers who were present at that time all nodded.

They could have stayed out of it. But Zhao Yingmei didn’t have a good reputation in Luoshui Village.

She was usually a lustful woman who had seduced many young husbands in Luoshui Village. But because her family was rich and she married twelve husbands, the villagers did not dare to openly oppose her when facing her. Now that the old village chief asked them to testify, those daring wives also nodded their heads to testify for Lin Xiaohua.

As long as they could see Zhao Yingmei having bad luck, they would be happy.

Seeing everyone nod, the old village chief turned his head to look at Zhao Yingmei and said, "Zhao Yingmei, did you really seduce Lin Xiaohua’s husband in broad daylight last time?"

"Village chief, I was just confused for a moment at that time. But I dare to guarantee that I didn't even touch a finger of her husband at that time before Lin Xiaohua pinned me to the ground and beat me."

"That's what you deserved! I have warned you many times not to be arrogant just because you have some beauty and money, and cannot act unrestrained in Luoshui Village. If you weren't a woman, I would have sued you long ago."

Hearing the village chief’s reprimand, Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan suddenly felt something was wrong.

The task he had received yesterday was to openly execute this fat woman Lin Xiaohua and give Ji Fantian and others a warning.

Now if the situation falls to Lin Xiaohua's side, how would he still have a chance to make a move!

Thinking of this, Zhao Yingmei's husband Lan walked to the front of the village chief again and said anxiously,

"Village chief, although my wife usually has some mischief, she has never meant any harm.

But this Lin Xiaohua, under the guise of exorcising ghosts from my wife, is doing a scam. Village chief, my old house is worth at least twenty taels of gold whether in Luoshui Village or elsewhere.

Now this Lin Xiaohua is pretending to be a god and deceiving my wife in order to defraud my wife of her old house.

Village chief, in Canglan Country, those who defraud money by impersonating ghosts and gods are to be beheaded."

"Nonsense! Which eye saw me defraud you of money, when have I ever cheated you out of a penny!”

Lin Zaozao glared angrily at Zhao Yingmei who kept bowing her head, and her husband who was talking nonsense.

Although she, Lin Zaozao, did pretend to communicate with gods, her intention was only to cover up the system on her body.

But now being falsely accused by this stinky man, she was to be beheaded because of her kindness to help others.

She really shouldn't have kindly agreed to treat Zhao Yingmei's infertility yesterday.

Damn, her kindness was not appreciated at all.

Zhao Yingmei should have been destined to be infertile.

Hearing Lin Zaozao’s angry voice, a flash of darkness flashed in Zhao Yingmei’s husband Lan’s eyes. He stood in front of Lin Zaozao and said arrogantly,

“Lin Xiaohua, since you call yourself a god, show your power as a god now. f𝚛𝚎𝗲we𝗯𝗻ovel.𝐜om

Otherwise, you will call a rain for everyone now. If you succeed, we’ll believe you didn't cheat my wife."

“Damn, stupid thing, why don’t you say, let me call a lightning to strike you to death!” Lin Zaozao said through gnashing teeth while looking at Zhao Yingmei's husband Lan.

“Fine! As long as you can summon lightning to strike me dead, I am willing.”

Seeing the arrogant tone of the man in front, Lin Zaozao felt her hands itching.

Damn, if she was really going to be killed by this bastard today, she might as well slap him to death now.

Although thinking this way, Lin Zaozao knew that she couldn’t act rashly now.

Once she acted rashly and hit someone, she would become unreasonable even if she was reasonable.

"Lin Xiaohua, do you really have the ability to call wind and rain?"

Hearing the village chief's questioning voice, Lin Zaozao's body stiffened involuntarily. What kind of ability to call wind and rain did she have!

Now if she was asked to treat illness, she could still brag, after all there was the system. But to call wind and rain, it was better to just ascend directly!

Besides, if she could really call wind and rain, she would have become the Dragon King long ago and ascended to heaven happily.

Facing the village chief's confusion, Lin Zaozao looked back at Ye Yi. After all, he was someone who could really summon the gods, so maybe he had some way to make it rain!

But when Lin Zaozao met Ye Yi's eyes, she saw him shake his head slightly.

Sitting in a wheelchair, Gu Shan saw the smug look in Zhao Yingmei's eyes. He could no longer hold back the killing intent in his eyes.

He didn't know how to call for wind and rain, but when it came to killing, he was an expert. If that damned man dared to make things difficult for Zaozao later, then he didn't mind slaughtering him with a knife, and leaving this dump with Zaozao.

Seeing Ye Yi shake his head, and seeing the gloomy expressions on all of her husbands' faces, Lin Zaozao also knew that asking someone to call for wind and rain was an impossible task.

Just as Lin Zaozao was at a loss, the system's voice appeared in her mind.

"Host, although I can't call for wind and rain, I can artificially make thunder."

"What do you mean? What is artificial thunder?"

"Host, artificial thunder means I can give everyone present both a visual and auditory hallucination. Then I can artificially electrocute someone, creating the illusion that they were struck by lightning."

"Really? That's great, System, my precious darling system, start your show now!"

"Host, you have to pay a price to artificially make thunder."

"What price?" Lin Zaozao weakly asked in her heart.

"You can choose one of two prices. One is that you propose to Xiao Taohua right now and he agrees to be your husband. Two is that you gain ten pounds of fat."

"System! Isn't there a third option?"

"Yes, you can choose to fart loudly and continuously for three days!"

"Damn, is this even a choice? How am I supposed to choose? If I propose to Xiao Taohua now, would he agree?"

"Definitely not."

"If I choose to fart for three days, wouldn't I become a smelly fart barrel after three days?"

"Hurry up and choose, host. Otherwise, I won't serve you anymore."

Hearing the system's rascal voice, if Lin Zaozao could grab it, she wanted to smash it into a pancake right now.

Why was her system so unserious!

"I choose to gain ten pounds, okay?"

"Okay."

As soon as the system's roguish voice disappeared, Lin Zaozao turned her head with fiery eyes to glare at Zhao Yingmei's husband, and said bitterly:

“You bastard, although I can’t make it rain, I can summon a bolt of lightning to directly strike you dead.”

Damn, because of this lightning, she was going to gain ten pounds.

Ten pounds of fat could fill up a whole basin!