The Strong Female Lead Versus The Most Miserable Male Lead-Chapter 1119: Ha Ha Side Story

Fu Yunhe quickly resolved Haha’s issue, initially making Nian Shutong a bit worried that the method was too harsh. When Haha didn’t appear for three days, Nian Shutong kicked Fu Yunhe out of the bedroom.

"If Haha doesn’t come back, you don’t need to come back either. I can raise my child by myself."

Fu Yunhe stood at the door, laughing and crying at the same time. Being driven out was one thing, but how did he even lose the right to be the child’s father?

Fu Yunhe began searching for Haha and finally found him in a wasteland.

"Haha."

Haha, who was squatting and working in the field, immediately turned around, looking behind Fu Yunhe.

"Where’s the good person?"

"At home."

Haha stood up immediately, furiously glaring at Fu Yunhe, a bit anxious, saying, "How could you leave the good person alone at home?"

"She’s not alone, Lin Mu is there too."

Fu Yunhe grabbed the anxious Haha and began talking.

"Haha, why aren’t you going home? What are you doing here?"

"Haha is farming here."

Fu Yunhe asked directly, "Is it because I told you to watch Nian Shutong to ease her pressure that you’re not going back?"

Haha shook his head.

"No, Haha is planting Little Ha, so he can play with the good person’s little baby when it’s time."

Fu Yunhe didn’t know whether he should feel relieved or nervous.

"You said you’re planting Little Ha, what does that mean?"

Haha proudly pointed to the ground, "In every small pit here, Haha buried Haha’s hair. Whichever grows will be a Little Ha."

Fu Yunhe’s headache just got worse.

"Haha, weren’t you looking for a female wolf?"

Haha said with a bit of distress, "But Haha is not a wolf anymore, and there are no Qilins in the world."

Oh... so that’s the situation. Fu Yunhe tried asking again, "Haha, do you know where little wolf cubs or Little Qilins come from?"

Haha tilted his head and said, "I think you just sleep and they appear, but I see that planting grows them too, so it should work."

"Oh my heavens..."

Fu Yunhe never thought that in his lifetime, he would have to teach a wolf or Qilin about reproductive biology.

About how Little Qilins come into being.

After hearing everything, Haha’s worldview was completely overturned.

"Is it really like this?"

"Yes."

Fu Yunhe confirmed emphatically.

Haha stared at Fu Yunhe for a long, long time until he felt completely uncomfortable.

"Why are you staring at me?"

"Xiao He, luckily you’re a man, otherwise the good person couldn’t have little babies for Haha to play with."

After saying this, Haha left, no longer planting Little Ha, while Fu Yunhe, who remained motionless for quite a while, stayed behind.

Regardless, Haha returned to normal.

The ten months of Nian Shutong’s pregnancy were about to end; the due date was just a few days away now.

The entire Blue Star was on more alert than during the Insect Race invasion.

Everyone, every day, kept an ear out for any sign from Nian Shutong. With Fu Yunhe’s approval, Haha watched Nian Shutong around the clock.

Nian Shutong, sitting on a lounge chair, looked at Haha, who was sitting beside her watching her, and teased, "Haha, relax, it’s fine."

"No way, you’re about to give birth. The Commander said I have to watch."

Nian Shutong knew her time was near, but she wasn’t feeling much; no signs of labor, just an increased appetite, craving lots of food.

"Haha, I want something to eat."

"Alright."

Without moving, Haha loudly shouted, "Master Fan!"

"Coming!"

Master Fan rushed over, asking what Nian Shutong wanted to eat. After a moment of thought, Nian Shutong said, "I want spicy boiled fish slices and sour soup beef."

"Alright, coming right up."

Master Fan quickly got to work with a few apprentices, starting the fire and cooking, soon filling the air with delicious aromas.

"Smells so good——ah"

Nian Shutong let out an "ah," and Haha immediately stood up, sniffing the air, noticing water under Nian Shutong’s lounge chair. 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖

"Good person, it’s okay, Haha also peed on the ground."

Nian Shutong was amused by Haha, but the sudden pain in her belly made her grimace.

"Haha, supervising me, didn’t you learn anything about childbirth?"

"No, Haha doesn’t know how to give birth."

"Hehe... you’re right, Haha indeed doesn’t know how to give birth."

Nian Shutong wasn’t worried; she hadn’t given birth before but read many books, roughly knowing that after the water breaks, it would still take some time before birth.

"Haha, what I’m going to say next, don’t panic. Just follow my instructions step by step, okay?"

"Okay."

Haha waited for Nian Shutong to speak.

"Activate the Light Computer and contact Fu Yunhe first."

Obediently, Haha did as told, and on the other side of the Light Computer, Fu Yunhe’s face soon appeared; he was out picking fruits for Nian Shutong, freshly plucked.

"Fu Yunhe, my water has broken."

With those words, the durian in Fu Yunhe’s hand fell right onto his foot; not bothering about the pain, he immediately rushed back.

Nian Shutong, seeing his panic, quickly reminded him, "Fu Yunhe, you’re into cultivation, you can fly!"

After shouting, she turned to the silly Haha, quickly saying, "Listen to me, contact Lin Mu."

Haha obediently contacted Lin Mu, who fortunately wasn’t far and arrived quickly, finally bringing someone in charge.

Along with Lin Mu came the doctors who were waiting on standby.

"Haha, carry me inside."

"Alright."

Haha picked up Nian Shutong, with Lin Mu providing a supportive hand on the side, the group entered the prepared birthing room.

Haha stood there motionless until Nian Shutong beckoned him over.

Haha walked over obediently, squatting down.

"Good person, please don’t give birth, Haha doesn’t want you to hurt."

His words made Nian Shutong feel a bit emotional.

"Silly wolf, I have to give birth; you go outside and wait for me. Keep an eye on your Commander. I’ll have an examination, and you both can come in and see me together later, okay?"

Haha nodded and obediently went out. At the door, Fu Yunhe arrived, and was intercepted by Haha saying, "Good person said we could go in together."

Fu Yunhe, his mind a blank, simply nodded.

Meanwhile, Lin Mu stepped out, addressing the gradually gathering crowd outside, "Nian Shutong is undergoing an examination; once it’s done, you can go in and see her."

After speaking, Lin Mu went back in; soon everyone entered to see Nian Shutong briefly before leaving to wait.

Three and a half hours later, Nian Shutong was ready to give birth, having Fu Yunhe sent out.

Outside, Fu Yunhe waited with Haha and others. Nian Shutong never cried out, her mind clearly telling her that yelling would only waste her energy, not worth it.

Half an hour later, the first sound of a baby’s cry echoed through the sky.

Haha looked at Fu Yunhe and said, "Xiao He, next time it’s your turn to give birth."