The S-Class Mage is a Gyaru!?-Chapter 70: Rising Star, Part Twenty-Four

{Akari}

[Ah, my palace.]

The studio apartment’s exactly as I left it this morning. Still tiny as fuck with clothes everywhere. The couch that doubles as my bed is buried under a mountain of skirts and crop tops, and the kitchenette’s counters are stacked with empty cup ramen.

"Yo, this beat slaps!" Haruka’s already connected her phone to my cheap-ass speaker, shaking that fat ass to some Japanese rap while I hunt for sustenance. "Come dance with me, baby!"

"In a minute," I call back, diving into the fridge. "Gotta find... something..."

Empty shelves stare back at me.

Well, not completely empty - there’s half a bottle of something pink and probably alcoholic, plus what might have been takeout at some point but has steadily begun the process of becoming a new life form.

[Note to self: Clean fridge before it achieves sentience.]

"Baaabe," Haruka slides up behind me, those perfect tits pressing against my back as she peers into the void that is my fridge. "When’s the last time you went shopping?"

"Listen," I straighten up, letting her grind against me to the beat. "I’ve been busy being absolutely fucking incredible at magic and shit. Plus like, grocery shopping’s for people who don’t have bomb-ass friends with kitchens full of food~"

"Uh huh." She spins me around, already going for my uniform buttons. "Well your bomb-ass friend is starving and horny. We should hit up that bar near campus."

[The one where we made out in the bathroom last week?]

"Taking my shirt off is gonna get in the way of that."

"I can spare a few seconds~"

"You’re such a fucking perv," I roll my eyes lightly, but she does actually stop. 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

"Says the bitch who made out with herself!"

[She’s got me there.]

"Come on," Haruka walks over to the door... Which she accomplishes in like 4 steps. "Let’s goooo!"

"Right behind ya."

---

The bass hits me before we even get inside. It’s some new K-pop track that has Haruka bouncing next to me, making those perfect tits defy gravity. Two guys walking past actually trip over themselves staring.

[Aaahh, that MVP aura must be radiating off us,] Akari thought, walking up with her arm linked through Haruka’s. [Feels good! Feels really fucking good.]

"ID?" The bouncer asks, but his eyes go wide. "Wait, holy shit. You’re that S-Class girl! The one who-"

"Made out with myself today?" I grin, striking a pose. "Guilty~"

"Yo, MAKO!" He calls to another bouncer. "It’s that gyaru from ManaGram!"

Next thing I know we’re being ushered inside like fucking royalty.

Haruka’s giggling her ass off as the crowd parts, phones coming out everywhere. Someone actually bows. Like, full ninety-degree angle type shit.

"Look at you," Haruka squeezes my ass as we strut past. "My girl’s a fucking celebrity!"

"Naturally," I respond smugly, shrugging. "******sigh******* the life of a star is so burdensome but I suppose I’ll manage."

The dance floor’s packed. I recognize some viewers from the exhibition mixing with locals, magic and mundane getting real friendly. I catch at least three Crescent Moon uniforms in various states of dishevelment.

"Wow, Akari Nakamura, huh? Come over here!" The bartender waves us over. "Saw your fight online! That was dope!"

"Thanks baby!" I lean over the bar, giving her a perfect view down my top. Some guy next to us actually chokes on his drink. "Hook us up?"

She’s already pouring something neon pink.

"On the house for our star~ Though maybe save some of that magic for the rest of us?"

"I’ll try."

[Oh, this is gonna be FUN.]

"Come on," I grab Haruka’s hand, dragging her toward the dance floor. "Let’s give these thirsty bitches a show they’ll never forget!"

The music changes - something with a heavy beat that has Haruka’s ass already moving. Around us, the crowd parts like we’re actual fucking royalty. Someone throws their bra. Another person’s actually crying.

"You know what this means, right?" Haruka grins, already grinding against me.

"That we’re about to make everyone in here question their sexuality?"

"That, and..." She pulls me close, whispering in my ear. "We’re definitely getting laid tonight~"

---

{Lily}

[Going out for quiet drinks. Totally normal. Definitely not about to ruin my entire reputation acting out while drunk... Hopefully.]

"At dance practice~" I text my parents, because what they don’t know won’t get me disowned. "Studying proper forms!"

Mom responds instantly:

"That’s my good girl! Remember - back straight, chin up!"

[If only you knew what your ’good girl’ has been doing...]

"Have you two even been here before?" I ask as we walk up to this sketchy-looking bar. The bass is already making the sidewalk vibrate, and I swear I can smell poor decisions from here.

... Though, I suppose some would say I’m not one to talk about poor decisions, huh? Well, whatever.

"Once!" Mei bounces ahead. "They don’t card and the drinks are super sweet! And cheap!" She adds with a giggle. "Plus the bathroom’s usually clean!"

[Usually. Great.]

"It’s... sanitary though, right?" Miyuki adjusts her glasses nervously. "Like, health code and everything? I heard someone got food poisoning at that other place and-"

Before she can finish her proper girl panic, the door opens and-

[Oh. Oh NO. Oh FUCK no.]

There, in the middle of the dance floor, illuminated like some unholy vision from a porn site, are Akari and Haruka. And they’re...

[What the actual FUCK.]

"Is that..." Miyuki squints, then goes red as a tomato. "Is she actually..."

"Yup." I watch in horror as Haruka drops it low, face buried between Akari’s tits while at least fifty phones record the moment. Pretty sure I just saw money being thrown. "That’s happening. In public. Where people can see."

"We should..." Mei starts, but the crowd behind us surges forward, practically shoving us inside. The door closes with a final-sounding thud.

[Well. This is how I die. Crushed between horny club-goers while watching the school slut motorboat her gyaru girlfriend.]

"Okay," I grab both their hands, dragging them toward the far corner of the bar. Someone actually throws their bra at Akari. It lands on her head like a crown. "New plan. We sit here, we drink, we pretend those two hyper-sluts don’t exist."

"Right!" Miyuki nods way too fast, her eyes definitely not glued to Haruka’s ass. "Just a quiet drink between... oh god, is that legal in public?"

I refuse to look. I REFUSE. Even though I can hear the crowd chanting something that sounds suspiciously like

"KISS! KISS! KISS!"

"First round’s on me," I wave down a bartender, trying to ignore the way Mei’s practically drooling. "And keep them coming. I need to be way drunker for this shit."

"Same," Mei’s still staring at the dance floor like it’s showing her the meaning of life. "Like, way WAY drunker. Do they take card? Because I might need to start a tab..."

"It’ll be fine," I lie to myself, ordering something that’s definitely going to be bright pink and terrible. Probably named something stupid like ’Magical Girl’s First Kiss’ or ’Pussy Potion #9.’ "We won’t even have to interact with them. They probably won’t even notice-"

"LILY-CHAN!"

[... Fuck my entire life.]

"Maybe if we don’t move," Miyuki whispers, frozen like a proper deer in headlights, "they won’t see us?"

But it’s too late. I can already hear them coming - the sound of expensive heels, drunk girls cheering, and what might be actual fucking applause.

[This is what I get for trying to be social...]

"Pretend we’re dead?" Mei suggests hopefully.

"Oh my god, you came to see me dance!" Haruka’s voice carries over the music, way too close now. "That’s so sweet! Akari, look who came to support us!"

[I would literally rather die than turn around right now.]

"Three shots of whatever’s strongest," I tell the bartender, who’s watching this disaster unfold with way too much amusement. "And like, keep them coming until I either pass out or forget I ever went to Crescent Moon."

"Make it six," Miyuki adds, still not looking at the approaching chaos. "And maybe some water for when we inevitably throw up from shame?"

[Note to self: Next time someone suggests ’going out for drinks’ - literally just poison yourself instead. It’ll be quicker and less painful than whatever’s about to happen.]

"Well well well," Akari fucking Nakamura saunters over, still practically naked from whatever the hell she was doing on that dance floor. "Look who decided to come watch the show!"

Haruka’s right behind her, both of them sweaty and grinning like they just got done fucking in the bathroom. Which, knowing them, they probably did.

"We’re not here for you," I snap, but it’s hard to sound intimidating when there’s literally money stuck in Akari’s cleavage. "Just getting drinks."

"Sure, sure." She slides onto the stool next to me, basically forcing Miyuki to scoot closer to Mei. "That’s why you picked the bar where I just went viral~"

[Kill me. Actually just kill me.]

"Speaking of viral," Haruka leans over, shoving her phone in my face. "Your little self-decapitation thing is trending! People are calling you the ’Murder Queen’ now!"

[Ugh, this is gonna suck...]