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The S-Class Mage is a Gyaru!?-Chapter 44: Celebrating, Part Three
{Akari}
[Note to self: invest in an air freshener.]
Morning sunlight peeks through my broken blackout curtains, highlighting just how much of a mess we made. My uniform’s somewhere under Haruka’s crop top, there’s definitely cum stains on my couch-slash-bed, and the whole place smells like sex and victory.
[Worth it though.]
I look down at Haruka, passed out on my chest with her perfect ass in the air and her cock still half-hard against my thigh. Her makeup’s smeared all over those pouty lips from how many times she sucked my dick last night.
[God, she’s fucking perfect.] 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝚠𝚎𝚋𝗻𝗼𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝚘𝐦
My own cock twitches at the memory of all the positions we tried. Lost count somewhere around round six, but my body definitely remembers every single one.
"Mmm..." Haruka stirs, rubbing that morning wood against me. "Five more minutes..."
[Cute.]
I grab my phone off the floor, ready to screenshot all the jealous comments about my victory post and-
[Oh.]
[OH SHIT.]
"Baby?" Haruka must feel me tense up because she lifts her head, blinking those sleepy blue contacts at me. "What’s wrong?"
I show her my screen.
Suddenly, it’s like the actual thing I did materializes in my now-sober mind.
I took a picture of Haru’s (amazing, incredible) ass. Along with my own dick.
And I posted it.
On the fucking Gram.
[... Not one of my best decisions, admittedly.]
[GothQueen🖤]: ARE YOU INSANE
[GothQueen🖤]: AKARI WHAT THE FUCK
[GothQueen🖤]: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
[GothQueen🖤]: Also nice ass @Ruka💕 but SERIOUSLY
"Fuck." Haruka’s actually giggling, the horny little shit. "We really posted that, huh?"
"WE?" I raise a brow. "Pretty sure I’m the one who-"
My phone buzzes again.
[Unknown]: Miss Nakamura. My office. Now.
[Unknown]: And please... wear clothes this time.
[Unknown]: -Chancellor
[Well... double fuck.]
"Think they’ll expel me?" I ask, but Haruka’s already climbing on top of me, that perfect cock sliding against mine.
"Nah," she grins, leaning down to swap some morning breath. "You’re too valuable. Besides..."
She reaches back, spreading those cheeks to show me how my cum’s still leaking from her ass.
"Worth it, right?"
[...Triple fuck.]
---
[Here we go...]
My platforms click against marble as I strut into Crescent Moon, head high despite the absolutely wild situation. Every eye in the place is on me - which, like, fair. Between yesterday’s victory and that post... yeah.
The whispers follow me down the hall like my own personal soundtrack:
"Holy shit, is that-"
"Did you see her post?"
"Dude, she’s got some serious-"
"That girl’s ass was kinda big huh?"
[At least my hair looks good today.]
"NICE COCK, AKARI!" Some dude actually yells from the second floor balcony.
[Well, might as well own it.]
"Thanks babe!" I blow him a kiss, making sure my tits bounce just right. "Glad you enjoyed the show!"
The place absolutely ERUPTS. People are howling with laughter, phones are out everywhere, and I swear I just heard someone say "Queen behavior honestly."
Haruka’s basically crying next to me, that perfect ass swaying as we walk. Her hand keeps "accidentally" brushing against mine, probably remembering this morning’s... workout.
"You’re actually insane," she giggles, grabbing my ass when she thinks no one’s looking. "Like, completely unhinged."
"Says the girl who let me post her butthole on main."
"It was a very artistic shot of my butthole though!"
Some first-years literally dive out of our way as we pass, whispering and pointing. I catch bits of conversation:
"That’s her-"
"The S-Class who beat Miyuki-"
"Did you see how much cum was-"
"Her dick’s actually huge-"
[Honestly? This is kinda funny. I could get used to this.]
We make it to Class 1 and there’s Reina, looking absolutely done with everything as usual. Those ice-blue eyes roll so hard I’m worried they’ll get stuck.
"Well," she says as we approach, tail swishing with what I SWEAR is amusement. "That was certainly a way to celebrate your victory. Dad actually choked on his coffee when he saw it this morning."
"THE Kai Miyamoto saw my dick?" I gasp, hand on my chest. "Iconic."
"More like traumatic." But she’s fighting back a smile. "You’re literally trending on every platform. Even Jun texted me about it."
[Jun💜]: did u see what akari posted??
[GothQueen🖤]: unfortunately yes
[Jun💜]: wild
[GothQueen🖤]: yeah
"The Chancellor’s gonna have your head," Reina sighs, but now she’s not even trying to hide that smile. "Though watching Chen and Sato absolutely lose it online was... entertaining. Chen actually broke her favorite tea set."
"Worth it then!"
"You’re genuinely unhinged." Her tail’s doing that happy swish thing though. "Like, actually mentally ill."
More students pile in, and the whispers just get louder. Phones are out everywhere - probably rewatching that post for the millionth time. Some guy in the back literally has his AirPods in, probably listening to that audio of Haruka moaning "champion dick" on repeat.
[Well, can’t blame ’em. It was a pretty good shot.]
"You know they’re probably gonna make an example of you, right?" Reina asks, actually looking concerned. "Like, this isn’t just about the magic anymore. You basically posted porn on your official account."
I just grin, pulling Haruka closer and giving her ass a squeeze that makes her squeak.
"Let ’em try. Besides..."
"Besides?"
"Have you seen the comments on Chen’s response? Everyone’s on our side now." I wink at a group of students practically vibrating with excitement nearby. "Sometimes you gotta play dirty to win clean."
"Speaking of dirty," Haruka purrs in my ear. "Wanna skip first period? I still got some champion dick in my ass from this morning~"
Reina’s groan of disgust is drowned out by the bell.
[Time to face the music.]
But honestly? Looking at all these faces - some shocked, some horny, some actually kinda impressed - I wouldn’t have it any other way.
[Besides,] I think as we take our seats, [at least everyone knows who the real champion is now.]
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{Chancellor Storm}
Twenty years as Chancellor of Crescent Moon University, and this is definitely a first.
"As you can see," Chen gestures to the floating ManaGram display, her face practically purple with rage, "Miss Nakamura posted this... this..."
"Fill me up, champion~!"
"Fuck yeah, take that dick baby!"
I maintain my composure as Class 1/2 student Haruka Suzuki’s rather enthusiastic moans fill my office. Several professors shift uncomfortably in their seats. Professor Zhang appears to be fighting back laughter.
"Perhaps we could... mute the audio?" I suggest.
"I disagree. The audio should help you all understand how serious a situation this is."
Indeed, try as she might, the sounds of vigorous intercourse continue to provide background ambiance to our meeting.
"Breed my ass~!"
"God, you feel so fucking good..."
"This is completely unacceptable!" Sato slams his hand on my desk. "First the unorthodox magic, then the uniform violations, and now... now..."
"Now posting artistic nudes?" Zhang offers helpfully.
Several professors choke.
"This is not funny, Professor Zhang!" Chen’s voice cracks. "Our institution’s reputation-"
"Has never been better." Zhang pulls up another display showing social media metrics. "Applications are up 200% since Miss Nakamura joined. Turns out having an S-Class mage who’s not afraid to be herself is good publicity."
"Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum again!"
"Paint my ass white, baby~!"
I resist the urge to pour myself a drink.
"Nevertheless," I cut in before Chen can have an aneurysm, "we must consider appropriate disciplinary action."
"Expulsion," Sato says immediately. "It’s the only-"
"And lose our first S-Class in decades?" Zhang interrupts. "Over a spicy social media post? When half our students post thirst traps anyway?"
"This is hardly a ’thirst trap’!" Chen gestures wildly at the display where, indeed, Miss Nakamura’s... prowess... is quite evident. "This is pornographic!"
The moans reach a crescendo in the background.
I raise my hand for silence. Well, relative silence, given the continuous soundtrack of "fuck yes mommy" and "fill me up."
"Please," I say. "Miss Nakamura’s academic performance?"
"Perfect scores." Zhang produces another display. "Record-breaking mana control. Innovative spell applications. She’s literally our best student."
"She’s a menace!" Sato protests. "She’s destroying everything we-"
"Need to change anyway." I finish for him.
The room goes quiet, save for the rhythmic slapping sounds still emanating from the display.
"Chancellor?" Chen looks like she might faint.
"Miss Nakamura will remain enrolled," I declare. "However..."
I stand, letting my authority fill the room.
"One academic misstep. One failed exam. One missed assignment. She’s gone." I look at Zhang. "Make sure she understands this."
"Yes sir!" Zhang’s dragons actually dance across her skin. "I’ll tell her right after she... finishes."
"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS-" Chen starts, but I’ve had enough.
"Meeting adjourned. And someone PLEASE mute that post."
As they file out, I catch Zhang’s grin.
"You know she’s not going to fail, right? Bad girl she might be, but she’s got the talent."
I wait until the others are gone before allowing myself a small smile.
"I know." I shake my head.
We hear one more "god, your ass feels so good!" before the audio is finally cut.
"God help us all."







