The Reincarnated Villain Can Break the Fourth Wall!-Chapter 241: The Legend of Miss KFC: Fried, Not Forgotten!

He blinked.

"I've been using my full power this whole time…?"

No, wait. That couldn't be right.

He wasn't using all of it. He'd just… chosen not to reveal his dragon breath unless absolutely necessary. A good villain never blows his load early—be it strategic, or otherwise.

But even with all his Soul Fusion Realm power, the Earth Dragon was a walking tank of divine-level bullshittery. Hard to kill. Annoying to injure. And absurdly resistant to everything short of celestial sarcasm.

Its hide wasn't tough. It was dickish.

Trying to pierce it felt like poking a mountain with a chopstick made of regrets.

He started doubting if it even had organs.

Then—

"LIGHTNING!" Lan Tian roared, mid-cough, spitting blood like a dying NPC still waiting for his final cutscene. "Use lightning!"

Su Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

Lightning.

Of course. He had lightning affinity. He just… never used it. At all. Ever.

Mostly because it scared the crap out of him.

But now?

Now was definitely the time.

He raised his Dark Symbiotic Sword, pointing it to the sky.

Lightning Qi surged around the blade's tip.

Dark clouds churned above, rumbling with disapproval as if the heavens themselves were judging his timing.

Sparks cracked across his skin.

His whole body lit up.

Electric arcs raced over his arms, coiling through his hair, dancing like spiritual serpents across his chest.

He looked like a deity posing for a very illegal cultivation poster.

He was charging.

Overcharging, actually.

And too late.

Because the Earth Dragon noticed.

It paused—one glowing eye narrowing with malicious, animal intelligence.

And then—

It jumped.

Straight into the air.

Dozens of meters.

Wings spreading.

Claws raised.

Coming straight at him.

"…Really?—"

Su Xiaobai didn't even finish.

The dragon blotted out the dark mist, mid-air, descending like a divine hammer on overdue karma.

He had no time to dodge.

No time to finish the technique.

No time to do anything.

Except maybe—die.

Or…

Do something incredibly powerful.

KA-BOOM!

Lightning tore down from the heavens—a violent purple streak of divine energy that slammed into the dragon's back like the heavens themselves saying "nope."

"Gh—!"

The beast screamed, veered off, and lost balance.

Unfortunately, it didn't fall alone.

It took Su Xiaobai with it.

CRAAAAASH!

The Earth Dragon and Su Xiaobai slammed into the swamp like a meteor made of spite and bad decisions—scales, lightning, and Qi-flavored chaos flying in all directions.

"...Tch."

Su Xiaobai's last click of annoyance died in the mud.

A hundred meters away, the team just… stared.

Shi Yan, bleeding from what was left of his shoulder, winced and turned away.

Deng Lei, one arm short of a full human, muttered, "I didn't see anything..."

Lan Tian frowned, squinting into the distance like a cultivator trying to decode heavenly scripture.

Ku Rong? He snorted, unimpressed.

"Hmph. If he dies from that, I'll eat my own blade."

Only two people looked genuinely worried.

Nalan Yufei—clutching her bow like it might help undo her life choices.

And oddly…

Yu Feng, the saintess of darkness herself. Bloodied, mildly concussed, and casually popping a healing pill while contemplating the art of disappearing quietly.

Then came the sound.

CRUNCH.

Everyone flinched.

Far away, they saw the Earth Dragon raise its head... and swallow.

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Whole.

No chewing. Just gulp.

"...Did it just eat him?" Shi Yan asked weakly.

Silence.

No blood, no body parts, no screams.

Lan Tian frowned deeper. "...That's not right. It didn't splatter."

Inside the beast—Su Xiaobai's face was dark.

Deadpan. Dull-eyed. Done with it all.

The dragon's throat clenched around him like a damp coffin, trying to squeeze. Trying to chew.

But it didn't work.

Because Su Xiaobai had activated it—

[Invincible Domain].

A thin, glowing qi covered his skin, rejecting all damage, denying all digestion, and delivering nothing but constipation.

He didn't even move at first.

He just sat inside the monster's throat, arms crossed, being slowly massaged by desperate inner muscles.

"...So we're doing this now," he muttered.

Outside, the Earth Dragon's expression changed.

Its eyes watered.

Its teeth cracked—multiple sharp fangs shattering against what felt like an indestructible spiritual artifact stuffed with sarcasm.

It panicked.

It screamed.

"GRAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!"

The beast thrashed, stomping the swamp, slamming its silver body against boulders, trying to dislodge its unwanted snack.

"W-What's going on?" Nalan Yufei gasped.

"Is he not dead?" Deng Lei asked.

"…It's… trying to get rid of him," Lan Tian muttered.

Then—

FLAP.

The Earth Dragon, no longer capable of rational thought, took off into the sky, soaring upward like a panicked pigeon with indigestion.

The team watched, mouths slightly open.

"...Is this a technique?"

"Did we win?"

"Why is it taking him with it!?"

Inside the dragon, Su Xiaobai sighed again, now soaked in digestive fluid and resentment.

"Should've just kept dodging…"

His body glowed faintly.

The dragon wouldn't spit him out.

Fine.

It could burst.

From within the beast, Qi began to gather.

His core roared.

His eyes glowed.

A dangerous light surged through his body, spilling outward.

"…So be it."

A thousand yards above the ground, the Earth Dragon shrieked one final time.

Then—

[Void Dragon Breath]

SHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKK!!!

FLASH.

The dragon's entire body lit up like a lantern in the night.

"Wait… what's—" Lan Tian started—

SPLURT!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOM.

A massive blast ripped through the sky.

The dragon exploded from the inside out, silver flesh torn to mist, blood spraying in a rain of red chunks and broken scale, drenching the battlefield below like a demonic monsoon.

At the center of the detonation—

Su Xiaobai.

Hovering midair, covered in gore, eyes glowing—his robe? Gone. His patience? Gone. The dragon breath only intensified as Su Xiaobai now looked like he was spitting a beam of pure energy. It surged upward, higher and higher, splitting the clouds, tearing open space itself, and leaving behind a vertical beam of light that punched straight into the heavens.

Swoooooosh—CRACK.

Clouds ruptured.

Rain poured.

The wind screamed.

The earth trembled like a disciple being yelled at by an angry elder.

The others below?

They could only stare, squinting through the rain.

"…Is that still him?"

"... is he trying to split the sky?"

No one dared to breathe.

Because from that distance—they could feel it.

The pressure.

Even a strand of the energy pouring from Su Xiaobai's mouth felt like it could vaporize them instantly.

And they weren't wrong.

Up in the sky, Su Xiaobai floated—half-naked, glowing, absolutely fuming—as a beam of uncontrollable dragon breath erupted from his mouth like a cosmic death ray fueled by spiritual indigestion.

His jaw?

Fucking numb.

He tried to stop. Really.

Tried to close his mouth.

But it was like trying to put a lid on a volcano with a teacup.

Impossible.

He'd forgotten. He'd just broken through recently—and dragon breath, something so violently overpowered, was far too much for his current foundation.

Now?

He was stuck, spitting raw destruction into the sky like a pissed-off artillery cannon.

Sure, it looked cool.

Very cool.

But the moment the breath ran dry, Su Xiaobai would have no energy left, no strength, and nothing stopping him from plummeting like a dead pigeon straight into the mud.

What a joke.

And then—

As if the heavens themselves couldn't accept his flex, the very clouds he'd torn apart struck back.

From the cracked skies above, not just rain poured—but a bolt of lightning descended, massive, furious, and aimed directly at its source:

Su Xiaobai.

He saw it coming.

Probably the biggest damn lightning bolt he had ever seen in his life.

"…What?"

He barely had time to react when—

WHOOSH.

A shadow whizzed past him.

Small.

Feathered.

Squawking.

It was—

Miss KFC.

The dark chicken.

The divine poultry of mystery.

It had escaped Su Xiaobai's ring-world on its own.

Something Su Xiaobai didn't even know was possible.

His eyes widened in disbelief as the chicken flew—no, charged—straight toward the incoming lightning.

Like it would rather sacrifice itself than let Su Xiaobai get fried.

Heroic, selfless, and unbothered.

And then—

BOOOOOOM!!!

"BA-GAAAAAWK!!!"

In a flash of blinding light, the lightning struck Miss KFC.

Feathers ignited.

The sky trembled.

And Su Xiaobai's eyes closed in silence—mourning the noble bird that had just committed seppuku for its master.

His eyes tearing up from the sheer beauty of it.

The chicken had sacrificed herself.

To save him...