The No.1 Undercover in the Immortal World-Chapter 67 I Kill Myself

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Chapter 67: Chapter 67 I Kill Myself

This Flower Fairy might also be a fool.

Lin Yun quietly made a judgment in his heart, then tentatively asked, "The one downstairs has already sold you to me."

Lin Yun wondered what a narcissistic person would feel upon hearing they’d been sold, and he even prepared himself for battle.

To be frank, although Lin Yun lived meagerly, he was actually quite confident in himself.

This is being steady yet sly.

However, the Flower Fairy before him did not react violently. She said casually, "There’s no need for you to be nervous. I know you must adore me greatly, worried that this method won’t earn my affection. I understand it’s not your fault. It’s all because of my overwhelming beauty; it’s understandable that you would try various ways to obtain me."

Lin Yun: "..."

Well, aren’t you understanding...

"Since you’ve also accepted this outcome, then answer a few questions for me."

"Ask away."

The Flower Fairy was easy to talk to, and Lin Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

Good, I like dealing with fools.

"What’s your relationship with Yu Ling Sect?"

"I couldn’t care less about such boring matters."

Lin Yun: "..."

He suddenly had an ominous feeling.

As expected, this simpleton knew nothing but beauty.

Seeing that Lin Yun had no more questions, she picked up a mirror and started admiring herself again, saying, "No matter how many times I look, I just can’t find any flaw in my peerless face."

Lin Yun couldn’t hold back, and he blurtedly criticized, "Haven’t you noticed that your hairline is a bit high? If it stays like this, you might go bald over time. Just imagine yourself with thinning hair; then you can find a flaw."

Flower Fairy: "..."

Her elegant smile finally froze, as if she was about to crack.

Ah, this...

Lin Yun felt like he truly belonged to the Demon Sect.

The Flower Fairy’s expression twisted as she sharply yelled, "I’m going to kill you, you hair-pulling bastard!"

With her mentality shattered, the Flower Fairy charged upstairs, and Lin Yun quickly followed.

His guess was correct; there was another Flower Fairy here.

Upon reaching the third floor, Lin Yun saw two Flower Fairies fighting.

Er, it was more like the self-loving Flower Fairy was being rubbed against the ground.

The reason he could quickly tell their personalities apart was that the Flower Fairy on the third floor was dressed more compactly, with tight sleeves, seemingly for ease of movement and combat, rather than a prettier long dress.

This attire gave the Flower Fairy a bit more valor.

Is this the same beauty, just different kinds of gorgeous?

Lin Yun, an old battleground reporter, knew he couldn’t commentate on this fight, after all, a Flower Fairy was instantly defeated by another Flower Fairy—there wasn’t much to say.

Lin Yun pondered to himself, if these were all personalities of the Flower Fairy, then each personality should have originally occupied a floor of their own.

Yet in reality, they were able to communicate and even fight each other.

"Wait, there’s no need to bring out knives for a fight!"

Lin Yun saw that the robustly dressed Flower Fairy had taken out a dagger, signaling lethal intentions.

"Hold on, what are you doing?"

Lin Yun grabbed her.

"She wants to kill me, so of course I’m going to kill her."

This Flower Fairy was clearly communicative, so Lin Yun asked, "Who is she?"

"She is me."

"Who are you going to kill?"

"Me?"

"Killing yourself is the same as committing suicide, isn’t it? Do you want to die?"

"I don’t want to die; I diligently cultivate every day, precisely to protect myself."

Understood, this is the combat-centered personality.

Lin Yun continued to persuade, "Then listen to me and let her go."

"Why should I listen to you?"

"Because you’ve sold yourself to me; I’m your master now, and of course, you should listen to me."

The Flower Fairy in her sporty dress nodded and released the Flower Fairy in her skirt.

She was quite obedient, listening well to her master.

The skirted Flower Fairy also realized that she was no match and couldn’t help but let out a long sigh.

Lin Yun thought she was going to shut down emotionally. After all, charging up with such confidence and getting knocked out in one blow was indeed embarrassing.

But Lin Yun guessed wrong.

"Indeed, a person as perfect as I must be the envy of the heavens, and that’s why I’m tormented by myself who only knows cultivation. Ah, it’s all because I’m too beautiful."

With that, she went downstairs with a look of resentment, and Lin Yun could still hear her sighing.

"Why do I have to be so good-looking?"

Alright then, he’s no devil, so he won’t say that she’s going to go bald.

Lin Yun felt that this Flower Fairy in front of him was more valuable.

Since this Flower Fairy could fight, perhaps he could ask her about her cultivation techniques.

Lin Yun always felt that he had too few combat skills.

The Red Lotus Sutra was just three tricks, and although it had offense, defense, and movement, Lin Yun still didn’t find it very effective.

Now he was like someone with an infinite mana bar but only three little skills.

He set his sights on Guanghan Palace, and since he was currently invading the Saintess’ dream, it was, of course, an opportunity to be seized.

"Do you know any powerful spells?"

Lin Yun knew that learning the techniques of other factions was taboo, but, for crying out loud, he was already undercover, so why bother with taboos? Learn whatever there is to learn.

Of course, it’s essential not to learn something half-heartedly.

But then again, the Red Lotus Sutra is quite simple, isn’t it? There’s not much to master, and all it takes is some brains, right?

Lin Yun also wanted to learn a sword technique, maybe a movement technique as well. Healing didn’t seem necessary, a kiss could cure all diseases.

"I have three ultimate skills: the Wangshu Sword Dance, Thousand Mechanisms Change, and Spirit Taming Art."

There was the very sword technique he wanted to learn. Lin Yun said straightforwardly, "Teach me."

"I can’t."

"?????"

"I only know how to use them, not teach them. If you want to learn, you have to find ’me.’ Only that ’me’ knows everything, the rest of us have big flaws."

Lin Yun: "..."

He felt like he’d been played by the Flower Fairy’s various personalities.

The obedient ones didn’t provide him with anything useful at all, and he estimated that if he wanted something useful, that one probably wouldn’t be cooperative.

But Lin Yun still asked where he could find "me."

The Flower Fairy pointed to the rooftop.

"That’s where ’I’ usually stay. She likes to watch the moon on full moon nights, and tonight the moonlight is beautiful. But I have to continue my cultivation."

The third-floor denizen was a cultivation maniac, paying no attention to Lin Yun and just sitting down to cultivate.

A bit too lackluster in enthusiasm towards her master.

Lin Yun shook his head but decided to look for that Flower Fairy who knew everything.

He sensed that it wouldn’t be easy, as since that Flower Fairy knew a lot, there was no way to deceive her.

He’d see. Any spell he could sneakily learn was a bonus; the main goal was still to break through the dream.

Linjiang Building only had three floors, and the top layer wasn’t a pavilion anymore, but the roof.

So, the topmost one must be the master personality. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

Lin Yun leaped onto the rooftop, standing on the tiles and began searching for the last Flower Fairy.

Then, he saw a little girl around ten years old.

Startled by Lin Yun, she immediately cowered, her eyes began to twinkle, looking pitiful and easily bullied.

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