The Most Random System-Chapter 674 - 353: Arresting Without Searching—A Grave Mistake

"Actually, even if you go home now, Lin Li, you won't get much sleep."

"Your Uncle Yang is right, why don't you head back first, leave this to us, and keep the camera here. I'll return it to you another day."

"We'll make sure to catch the thief here cleanly, and we'll note down your contribution."

"Uncle, stop persuading me," Lin Li shook his head, "I definitely want to participate in the crime-fighting action, if you keep this up, I won't invite you out next time."

There's going to be a next time...

The hearts of the two skipped a beat, but they exchanged a look and sighed.

There were waves in their hearts, but not strong ones.

For some reason, they accepted it particularly quickly this time; maybe Old Yang (Yan) and I have already become Lin Li's shape.

Yan Aosong sighed helplessly and clicked his tongue in frustration:

"Sigh, Lin Li, I thought you listened before.

I know your intentions are good, but you should do this at the right stage, you're still a kid, why worry about adult matters? Do you really have to do these things?

I still think that when you grow up, you can achieve your current goals with much less effort, isn't Old Friend Street the best proof?"

"But Uncle Yan, when the priest lost interest in me, I realized that I had grown up and was no longer a little boy." Lin Li shook his head and said seriously, "So this is what I should worry about, it's what I should do."

Yan Aosong, Yangliang: "(;☉_☉)?"

Your mom.

Lin Li, isn't your timing for realizing you've grown up a bit odd?

Question: What's the difference between an Adam's apple and a priest?

Answer: The Adam's apple only appears during puberty, but the priest can't wait that long.

The two will never appear in the throat at the same time.

"Lin Li, what's that look in your eyes, what's up?" Yan Aosong suddenly noticed Lin Li staring at his face and neck, somewhat puzzled and wary.

"Because I suddenly realised how unfair this world is—it's okay for those who like little boys to be priests, but I like a little girl and I get called a cop." That's the line he was waiting for, Lin Li spoke happily, pretending to be upset.

——Idle is idle; better reap some merits from the two uncles.

Didn't those childhood public service ads say it? The merit competition officially starts from that day.

As everyone knows, to win in a competition, you can increase your own merits, or deduct the merits of others.

That's why Lin Li is like this; public service ads must bear some responsibility.

Thank you, public service ads!

Yan Aosong, Yangliang: "(;☉_☉)?"

Here we go again!!

Yan Aosong sighed: "Good thing my wife didn't hear your words, otherwise she, being a Catholic, would laugh and have to go pray for atonement."

He himself didn't care, being a senior Demon Suppression Envoy, no need to elaborate on beliefs, so he had no opinion on Lin Li's priest jokes, neither did the Scythe of Justice nor the Hammer of Justice.

But Lin Li, on hearing those words, couldn't keep a straight face.

——To go and pray for atonement upon hearing such jokes, that's quite like Hell.

After all, Catholicism is a branch of Christianity, and Jesus is worshipped.

However, Lin Li believed that the reason priests are like this is because of the crooked upper beam and distorted lower beam, since one Jesus is equivalent to four priests.

This reasoning is quite rigorous. Firstly, let's review a previously mentioned point: Jesus = 2 Confucius.

Where Confucius once faced two little boys debating about the sun, a priest faces a child debating about the sun.

So Confucius = two priests.

In summary, Jesus = 2 Confucius = 4 priests.

Proof complete.

If Uncle Yan's wife were to repent about this, Jesus might just chuckle: Just one?

Seeing Lin Li's eyes bright and eager, seemingly with more to say, Yan Aosong smiled with relief.

Smiling and pointing at Lin Li, he spoke gently:

"Lin Li, shut up!"

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