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The Most Random System-Chapter 664 - 351: The Quality at Nansang Middle School Needs Improvement_2
"Why?"
"In the future, when I'm bored in class, I'll play with the compass," Bai Bufan answered earnestly.
"You're set for this life," Lin Li gave a thumbs-up in agreement.
Bufan really knows how to live.
The two tidied up the scene and then went to the restroom with paint rollers.
Walking to the open corridor near the restroom.
They found Qin Zeyu, whose duty was to clean the back blackboard in the classroom, leaning against the railing.
Holding his head in his hands, looking troubled.
As if something was on his mind.
But wasn't the meal card plan promising? What could have happened for him to look like this?
Lin Li and Bai Bufan exchanged a glance, then walked over to Qin Zeyu and asked, "Ze Yu? What are you doing here?"
Qin Zeyu turned his head, saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan, and gestured for them to come over.
"Just look below and you'll see," As they approached, Qin Zeyu sighed, stretched out his body, and pointed to the first floor, saying, "It's outrageous."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan leaned out to see what Qin Zeyu was pointing at downstairs.
They didn't see anything outrageous at first glance.
"What?"
"Did you see that puddle of water?" Qin Zeyu reminded them.
Following his finger, they indeed saw a puddle of water right below on the first floor.
"How—"
Wait a minute! That water is directly below!
Qin Zeyu stepped back half a step, looking at them, but his finger pointed upwards, calmly stating, "It came from upstairs; judging by the time, another wave should come now."
"Whoosh—" 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞
"Damn!"
Ultimately, they were a step too late, and as they felt a chill on their heads, Lin Li and Bai Bufan covered their heads and moved away from the railing.
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
In the silence, they realized their actions were identical to Qin Zeyu's earlier.
Damn!
So that's what was troubling him!
"Damn! Ze Yu! Are you joking?" The two couldn't hold back and questioned Qin Zeyu.
"You wanted to know for yourselves, let's all wash our hair," The originally gloomy Qin Zeyu suddenly felt elated seeing them suffer the undeserved misfortune, chuckling:
"Words do not teach as well as actions; I'm trying to ensure you understand better, with good intentions."
Lin Li: "Ze Yu, I've cursed a thousand times."
Bai Bufan: "But today, I plan to truly take action."
Qin Zeyu: "?"
Uh-oh, these two are in sync now.
"No, no, no, don't attack me, attack upstairs," Qin Zeyu decided to shift the blame, "they're so uncultured."
"You can say you see the big picture from the little things," Bai Bufan stopped, sighing and expressing:
"Nansang Middle School is a microcosm of our country."
"The gap between us and developed countries is still too big."
"I heard that in Japan, a top internet celebrity was called out just because they spoke a bit loudly on the street, and the celebrity, being broad-minded, never said a bad word about the person who called them out."
"Moreover, we are lagging far behind them, not only in mental and moral qualities but also in physical ones.
"They can endure thousands of degrees of heat without making a sound, but us, let me take myself as an example; during middle school military training, I would complain incessantly at thirty degrees."
"One could say we've lost completely, with no chance of winning at all; sigh, let's reflect."
Bai Bufan began to reflect.
Qin Zeyu started to worry.
——Damn it, how am I going to make up for my merits?
Lin Li, on the other hand, wasn't concerned about this; he was pondering whether he could find out who poured the water.
But after the three investigated, they found out it was a problem with the drainage from upstairs, not someone pouring it down, something of a wild goose chase.
So, without an enemy, create one, and Qin Zeyu took all the blame.
The two began to chase Qin Zeyu.
...
Restroom.
"Lin Li," clutching a leg hair of Qin Zeyu, flicked it into the restroom sink, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
"What's up?" Lin Li asked.
"I just realized why ancient generals all wore large capes," Bai Bufan earnestly started.
"Hmm?" Lin Li, scrubbing paint from his fingernail gaps, raised an eyebrow and looked over, unsure how Bai Bufan suddenly came to this realization but responded anyway:
"A cape is worn to look cool in life, and in death, it can cover the body, right?"
"No, no, no," Bai Bufan wiggled his finger, "Lin Li, you're too shallow."
Bai Bufan shook his jacket, "I just realized while chasing Ze Yu that capes greatly increase wind resistance, and I instantly understood. With a cape, when generals lead soldiers into battle, they run and run and end up at the back."
"This way, they could show off as the coolest before the battle and avoid the most dangerous initial battle afterwards."
Lin Li: "..."
To some extent… it did make some sense.
But Lin Li suddenly found it amusing.
"Bufan, guess what Iron Man would say if he dealt with our countrymen?"
"What?"
"Jarvis, upload the defensive video of the cape pajama baby online."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Damn, that really sounds like a nickname Iron Man would come up with."
After washing their paint rollers and hands, the two returned to the classroom.
At this time, the mopping segment in the classroom had started, leaving a layer of water on the floor.
"Let me help Ze Yu wipe the blackboard."
Although the two had already finished their big cleaning task, leaving first didn't seem appropriate, so seeing Qin Zeyu still poking at the paint on the blackboard from the cabinet, Bufan shrugged and stepped forward.







