The Most Random System-Chapter 651 - 347: Humans Have Limits, So Bai Bufan Has None_2

Then Lin Li raised his head, looked at Qin Zeyu, and with his seductive charm gone, appeared puzzled and confused:

"No, I didn't see Bufan. Bufan never comes to the classroom at noon, how could he be here? Zeyu, is something wrong?"

Bai Bufan, Qin Zeyu: "(;☉_☉)?"

Chen Yu Ying burst out laughing; Lin Li is so sly.

But thinking about it being her own boyfriend, Ying Bao wasn't giggling.

"Isn't Bufan at your feet?"

Qin Zeyu, who had just spent ages mumbling and gesturing at a table, asked Lin Li with a blank expression.

Lin Li's eyes widened.

Damn?

How did he figure it out?

His previous "confusion and doubt" was a flawless act, wasn't it? This is the most likely response in the absence of Bai Bufan, right?

Where exactly did his performance, which could rival a veteran actor like Zhang Yimou, show a flaw?

Damn, he can't figure it out at all.

"Really not." But since he had promised Bai Bufan to cover for him, Lin Li tried to salvage the situation.

"Damn it! Lin Li! You're an idiot!!"

To Lin Li's disbelief, it was Bai Bufan who betrayed him.

He directly stood up and pressed Lin Li's neck onto the desk beside him, looking as fierce as Qin Zeyu just now.

Repaying kindness with malice, seeing Bufan biting Lv Dongbin truly happen right in front of him.

He would never laugh again.

This world...

"I'can't't breathe..."

Lin Li suspected Chen Yu Ying might have bought a life insurance policy for him with herself as the beneficiary, or why wouldn't she react at all even when he was nearly seeing his ancestors, and still laughing?

However, Lin Li was saved, because when Qin Zeyu rushed over, Bai Bufan chose his own life over Lin Li's and dodged.

"Don't you dare run! Bai Bufan!"

"Bro! Don't chase! Don't chase! Violence can't solve problems, you know if a mosquito lands on..."

"It can't solve the problem, but it can solve the person who causes the problem! Don't run!"

"Don't chase!"

"If you don't run, I won't chase!"

"If you don't chase, I won't run!"

"How about this, three-two-one, we stop together?"

"Sure!"

"Counting down together, three, two, one!"

"You're still chasing!"

"You're still running!"

The two crazily engaged in a childlike dialogue, running from class four to outside.

And Lin Li, who had regained his energy after watching a 15-second advertisement, followed them out.

——If he didn't get to the bottom of this now, Lin Li would feel uneasy all over.

The cultivator's strong physique was put to good use at this time, and Lin Li quickly caught up and used his sturdy physique to restrain the two.

"Lin Li, don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

"Dad, stop him! Stop him!"

Because Lin Li was standing between the two, they started chasing around like King Qin circling a pillar.

"What's going on with you guys, what happened?" Lin Li interrupted the two, curious to ask.

"You don't even know what this Bufan did to me!"

Having been chased to exhaustion, Qin Zeyu stopped, resting while glaring viciously at the not-so-distant Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan, somewhat guilty, turned his head away.

"Tell me, if it's really extraordinary, I'll help you deal with him (physically)."

Qin Zeyu took a deep breath, nodded, and started recalling this sad past:

"Yesterday, after I learned you and Wang Ze both became single and witnessed your sweet public displays with the class monitor, I felt a bit envious and wanted to seek my own love."

"That's human nature." Lin Li nodded in recognition.

Seeing himself finding a girlfriend like Chen Yu Ying and not feeling envious would make one quite a Sigma male. 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂

"After I made this remark, Bufan gave me a suggestion."

"What was it?"

"He said I could deliberately leave my meal card under the girls' dormitory building, with my class and name marked on it. The girl who picks it up might come to the class looking for me, and I could take the opportunity to get to know her as a way of expressing gratitude."

"Bufan told me it's like opening a mystery box. If the girl isn't pretty, I just need to thank her verbally. If the girl is pretty, then she's both beautiful and kind-hearted, and I can thank her without saying a word."

"What do you mean by thanking her without saying a word?"

"Shoot her."

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

As we all know, silent thanks—shoot.

"Wait! Lin Li, don't look at me with that gaze meant for garbage fish! These are Bufan's words; I'm just repeating them like a parrot. I'm not that shameless!!"

Lin Li restrained the look in his eyes, but his expression was a bit complex.

Back to this method itself, how to say, it feels logical yet illogical.

Too much like fishing in a haystack. If he truly encountered the legendary shy, pretty, kind-hearted girl, this storyline could turn a romance novel into a sci-fi one.

At least when Jiang Taigong went fishing, he was by the river; this approach doesn't even bait the hook, and no one watches the fishing rod, yet still expects to catch fish?

But since this suggestion came from Bai Bufan's mouth, it has a kind of normalcy.

"So... you went ahead with it?" Lin Li confirmed.

"Yes." Qin Zeyu nodded, "Wang Ze and Bao Wei all thought it was a good method; I also felt it had a chance, so I tried it."

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

No wonder it's his class, the renowned class four, full of intriguing people.

It's actually a method everyone agrees is good.

However, one thing does not equate to another. Lin Li felt he was also speaking without taking a seat.

——Suddenly, Lin Li realized that if he were there when Bufan proposed this idea, he would not only agree but agree the loudest.