The Most Random System-Chapter 644 - 345: The Same Us, Different Endings

"Damn it, why won't Old Jian let me change seats, damn it! Why!"

In the hallway, Wang Ze punched the hollow metal handrail, making a buzzing sound, his voice filled with resentment:

"I clearly have a legitimate reason, why won't they let me change! Why—"

"What legitimate reason did you give?"

Zhou Baowei, who was also leaning against the hallway railing (still hasn't collapsed yet), turned his head upon hearing this and asked with questioning eyes.

Wang Ze: "Whenever the teacher notices I'm sleeping in class, they slam my desk hard because I'm close by, and it makes my head buzz, like a concussion."

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

"What kind of concussion excuse is that! Rejecting you is the right decision, isn't it!"

Zhou Baowei slapped the railing and laughed, calling him out loudly.

But Wang Ze didn't feel the same way, he was downcast:

"Wouldn't Lin Li sitting in my seat be more suitable? Then swap Bai Bufan to the other side of the podium, replace Xie Wenjing, separate these two, and Class Four would have half the peace, wouldn't it be good?"

"…"

"Sure, then all the teachers will have concussions."

Zhang Haoyang imagined the scene from the teacher's perspective, scrunching his face in horror, shivering, goosebumps all over.

While teaching, you glance to the side, f*ck, Bai Bufan.

You quickly run to the other side to avoid this plague, and take another look, damn, Lin Li!

How can you even teach the market class, might as well skip.

And Zhang Haoyang doesn't think a mere podium can stop these two from acting crazy together, it could even become part of their fun.

"I don't care, this is discrimination against me, unfair, so unfair!" Wang Ze transformed into a little immortal boy, starting to throw a tantrum.

"The world is inherently unfair," Lin Li laughed upon hearing, "Men's excessive indulgence leads to kidney deficiency, women's excessive indulgence still leads to men's kidney deficiency, trembling with anger, you say, when will the handsome guys rise up."

Wang Ze: "?"

It seems true, is that how lucky women are...

Come to think of it, I'm practically abstinent every day, with an average abstinence duration of over 23 hours a day, yet my body keeps getting frail, perhaps someone is trying to set me up.

Maybe I've tampered with someone's cake too many times again.

"Indeed, so-called fairness is all a lie," Bai Bufan agreed deeply, "Those MOBA games claiming fair competition, but I went to play them, only to find every game I have five opponents but only four teammates.

The opponents outnumber the teammates, four against five, what's fair about that, no wonder I always lose more than I win in MOBA, alas, capital, you win..."

Lin Li nodded: "Yeah."

Wang Ze snapped back from his thoughts on capital, agreeing: "That's right."

The others didn't even bother to speak.

"Hey, isn't it?" Bai Bufan got anxious, "Aren't you going to argue?"

"Argue about what?" Lin Li shook his head calmly, "With you in the game, it's indeed four against five, definitely unfair."

"A bunch of goofballs."

Bai Bufan, used to it, calmly gave the middle finger, too lazy to curse this time.

Save some energy, for a bigger score next time.

"Anyway, after this failed application, I feel like I must sit in the Guardian spot until there's a class change, as long as I sit in the classroom of Class Four in Freshman year, I can't move seats any day.

Damn, even though I have a phone, I don't even dare play in class, I'm utterly a disgrace to sports students!"

Wang Ze lamented: "Sigh..."

"Sigh..." Qin Zeyu also heaved a sigh.

"Ze Yu, why are you sighing? Right, sitting next to Bao Wei must be quite miserable too, I understand you." Wang Ze looked at his miserable buddy, comforting him.

Zhou Baowei decided to start cursing the railing upon hearing this, but it's worth noting he used Wang Ze as a template.

"I'm not sighing for this, I just thought of my past because of today's seat change,"

Qin Zeyu sighed again, his head drooping naturally, hands patting the wall outside the classroom:

"You guys don't know…my path in relationships was so smooth back then."

"Oh? Elaborate?"

Seeing a chance for gossip, Lin Li and the others gathered in curiosity to listen.

"In middle school, seating was based on pairing boys with girls to reduce the barriers between them, encouraging further relationships, but to avoid overly rapid progress, seats would be reshuffled by the teacher every one or two weeks.

And almost every time seats were changed, I sat next to one of the most beautiful girls in the class, not much more than a shuffle of them and me."

Qin Zeyu reminisced, sighing long.

"No way? Ze Yu, did your family gift the teacher a fridge for New Year? Treating you so well?" Zhou Baowei removed Wang Ze from his back and looked at Qin Zeyu in amazement.

If this guy enjoyed such an immortal life, then it's normal for him to dislike sitting next to him.

"No, my family sent a calendar." Qin Zeyu shook his head.

"Then why would the teacher remember you, and treat you so well?"

Lin Li was puzzled too. Even he had never enjoyed such treatment.

"Because those girls' families sent the teacher fridges during New Year." Qin Zeyu answered.

"Don't God damn tell me, those girls all liked you, and gifting was to scramble to sit next to you, like reverse chasing, this plot fits an anime, where you need two hundred pounds worth of national costume Ma Chao Genshin players to watch, right?"

Bai Bufan cursed with a venomous mouth.

"Not at all!" Qin Zeyu gritted his teeth, "I later found out, the teacher arranged those pretty girls next to me to prevent them from dating early, which was...what their families expected too."

Lin Li and the others: "(;☉_☉)?"

"..."