The Most Random System-Chapter 626 - 339: Away from home, identity is self-defined

"Chen Yu Ying: ¿"

"Lin Li: Quickly answer, class monitor, I've already prepared."

"The call was rejected."

"Chen Yu Ying: Not answering! Pervert! 'Little Bear Flying Kick'!"

"Lin Li: Perhaps... this isn't perversion 'crying' 'sighing'..."

"Lin Li: Class monitor, do you want to hear a childhood story I've kept hidden deep inside and never told anyone?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Don't want to."

Lin Li: "?"

The fingers are already typing the story, how can you not want to hear it.

Oh dear, whose girlfriend is this, so cold-hearted.

This time, let's pretend we didn't see it, next time it won't be allowed."

"Lin Li: When I was little, my family was very poor and couldn't afford baths.

Every day, when it was time for a bath, other little kids that I usually played with would go take their baths.

And every time, with my strong self-esteem, I would smile and say to them 'Bye bye bye, I'm going home to bathe too; I bathe every day, maybe next time we can bathe together.'

But actually, I had no bath to take, all I could do was follow the prettiest little girls and watch enviously and secretly through the window as they bathed.

I was like a little rat in the gutter, peeping at others enjoying their baths happily.

Occasionally, if I could get a few drops of leftover bathwater, I would rub it on myself, imagining I too was happily bathing.

Days passed by like this, but finally one day, my peeping was discovered.

The little girl called her parents, and later, all the kids I used to play with knew I couldn't afford baths; they started laughing at me and stopped playing with me.

When my mother found out, she hugged me and cried, saying 'Lin Li, it's okay, it's okay, mom will make sure you bathe in the future! Definitely!'

Looking at my mother's tears, I also cried, and at that moment, I secretly vowed that when I grew up, I would also watch adult girls bathe!!"

"Lin Li: So, baby, considering I spent half a day typing and shared my psychological trauma with you, can you help fulfill my dream?"

"You've initiated a video call."

"The call was rejected."

Annoyed, Lin Li slapped his thigh slightly.

He indeed wrapped it in a perfect template of touching little story, but still didn't fool anyone.

Theoretically, shouldn't the class monitor, in tears and sobbing a bit, say 'Lin Li, you poor thing, I will fulfill your little wish right now'?

"Chen Yu Ying: Hold on, I have my aunt's WeChat, I'm going to forward this to her and ask if it's true; if it is, I'll help you fulfill your dream."

Lin Li started thinking, if he tells Wu Min the truth, would she be willing to help cover for him?

Forget it, seems unlikely.

The mother's love quota for this week is already used up, she might just smack him flying.

"Lin Li: No need for that, my mom is already asleep; why don't you ask my mom's son? He knows the truth, I can send his WeChat to you."

"Chen Yu Ying: 'Fist' 'Fist'"

"Chen Yu Ying: Lin Li, hands are all wet, typing is so inconvenient, let's chat later, I'll contact you."

"Chen Yu Ying: Don't forget your original intent."

Lin Li, who was typing 'video doesn't have this hassle', realized he was preempted.

"Lin Li: Let's compromise, let's do voice; childhood wish can be fulfilled a bit later."

"Chen Yu Ying: Still no, you've already eaten a lot tonight, if you eat three more bowls, you'll become a 'pig head'."

Lin Li chuckled, during the autumn outing, he mimicked Azusawa Maita and made a similar remark.

And sometimes you really can't blame Durant.

Perversion can only be said as human nature.

"Lin Li: Class monitor, I don't allow you to look down on yourself like this, three bowls are the amount I can eat listening to Chu Chu's bathing sounds, with you, I can eat at least thirty bowls."

"Chen Yu Ying: That's even more reason not to eat."

"Lin Li: Alright, I won't keep bothering you, you soak first, I'll go take a bath too, husband and wife shall follow."

"Chen Yu Ying: Okay."

"Lin Li: But class monitor, don't soak too long, soaking makes people fat."

"Chen Yu Ying: Really?"

"Lin Li: Really, last time I saw someone soaking in a small river for three days, they came ashore looking a whole lot fatter, unrecognizable from their original form."

"Chen Yu Ying: …"

"Chen Yu Ying: Until I finish my bath, I won't reply to any of your messages 'angry' 'angry'."

"Lin Li: Really?"

No reply.

Lin Li laughed and shook his head, stopped sending messages, picked up his change of clothes, and headed to the bathroom to take a shower.

Even though he washed his hair in the morning, due to applying styling gel, he still had to wash it again tonight. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢

Done.

Even when washing hair, boys tend to shower quickly.

Chen Yu Ying did send a message, saying she was beginning her skincare routine, though.

Judging by past experience, it'll definitely take a while.

Lin Li was about to take some time to ponder system tasks when his phone screen lit up again.

But it wasn't from Chen Yu Ying.

"Chen Tianming: You there?"

"Chen Tianming: Lin Li, what are you doing?"

Almost forgot about this guy.

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, those two jerks still haven't replied to my messages, but Chen Tianming is a true good buddy, thinking about me.

But this guy proactively contacting me, haha, seems he's succeeded and now wants to brag about it, right?

Today must be a good day for confessions, all succeeded.