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The Most Random System-Chapter 622 - 337: Such a Sharp Question, Ask About the Tonic!!_3
"'One,' 'person,'" Lin Li first pointed at himself and then at the direction Chen Yu Ying's car drove off, and then made a circle towards the remaining three: "'Three dogs,' any problem?"
"No problem." Bai Bufan nodded.
Anyway, his status was elevated.
—According to relativity, when others' status drops, yours rises.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's smiles seemed to grit their teeth.
They understood why they too had become Bai Bufan in Lin Li's eyes—unlike Bai Bufan, who was purebred, they were single dogs.
Anyone in a WeChat group can change the group name, which is too annoying, giving Lin Li such a commoner a chance to be on a high horse.
"Damn," Ding Sihan said woefully while changing the group name back, "Damn, damn! I'm clearly a beautiful girl too, so why aren't handsome guys chasing me."
"Dingzi, Binbin would be very upset if he heard you talking like that." Lin Li frowned.
"What's that got to do with the Chinese teacher?" Ding Sihan frowned too.
Binbin refers to the Chinese teacher of class four, Li Binbin.
"You're pronouncing it wrong," Lin Li gently explained, "It's clearly the third tone, why are you reading it as the fourth?
I have to teach you as the top student in my grade, come, read it after me once, pretty minor 'shǎo' girl, not pretty minor 'shào' girl."
If Lin Li isn't barking, he's up to mischief.
"Oh heck," Bai Bufan exclaimed, "Turns out pretty girl means ugly?"
Ding Sihan laughed, laughed heartily yet indifferently.
Lin Li stuck his butt out.
"Lin Li, you're playing with death!!"
Lin Li dusted off his pants, sometimes sharing knowledge could get you kicked; maybe that's the helplessness of the flame bearers.
Seeing someone invisibly pretty, hiding in the dark and laughing secretly, Lin Li decided to share the joy: "Wanqiu, what are you laughing at, you're a pretty girl too."
"Are you asking for a kick! Die!"
Okay, now the shoe prints are symmetrical.
"Hey, Lin Li, you two can't even change couple pictures together, right?"
The cab arrived, four people got in one after another, looking back at the turtle in Ding Sihan's hand, Bai Bufan suddenly thought to ask.
Whether it's QQ or WeChat, there's a class group, both are in it, changing to couple pictures would be quite obvious when looking through group members.
"I don't mind, we'll see how she feels then."
Lin Li didn't care much about this, couple pictures or best friend pictures are just minor details.
The most important person is already his, and that's enough.
...
"You two won't be playing by yourselves in the future, not bringing us along, huh?"
First to arrive was Ding Sihan's house, as she got off, Dingzi suddenly spoke in a slightly bitter tone.
One is the best friend among females, the other is the best friend among males.
If they really stop playing with her, Ding Sihan would genuinely feel sad.
"You're overthinking," Lin Li put down his phone, smilingly looked up, "Your dad and mom fell in love, doesn't mean they stop caring about you, Dingding, dad always loves you."
"Tch! Silly dog, going home, bye!"
"See you tomorrow."
To prevent Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu from feeling awkward alone, Lin Li still accompanied them to the boys' dormitory building after arriving at Nansang's school gate.
"Bye bye bye."
Saying farewell to Lin Li, Bai Bufan hummed a song up the stairs:
"I come from the mountains~ Bringing orchid grass~ chew chew chew chew chew~ chew chew chew chew chew~"
He wasn't at all sorrowful about spring and autumn, brothers still remain brothers even if they have girlfriends.
With his compatibility with Lin Li, hehe, class president, you're the challenger!
You may come with malice, but I am the true comer!
At the dormitory door, Bai Bufan unlocked and opened the door with his key.
The room was in complete darkness, looks like Chen Tianming hasn't returned yet, not responding, probably sweetly occupied now.
All these three "b" must be feeling good.
"Bufan..."
"Crap!"
Without the lights on, a voice suddenly coming from Chen Tianming scared Bai Bufan.
"Why aren't you turning on the light inside!" Bai Bufan patted his chest.
"Whether the light is on or off doesn't matter, haha, haha, Bufan, tell me, what's the purpose of a person's life?" Chen Tianming's voice, mixed with an ethereal laugh, came quietly.
Bai Bufan: "?"
...
Below the dormitory.
Pleasing girls is really exhausting.
Wang Ze wished he were a programmer.
Because he heard, programmers typically master many object-oriented advanced languages.
Thinking this way, feels like programmers should be quite popular with women, probably each opened their own harem.
Envious of programmers.
Although he wasn't a programmer, coaxing was tiring, Wang Ze absolutely enjoyed it—whether it would be bothersome later, deal with it later, anyway, for today, both found it sweet and interesting.
Really despicable.
Walking into the dormitory building, Wang Ze wore a smile.
Next, was the most exhilarating moment to show off.
At the staircase entrance on the second floor of the dormitory, after tidying his attire and hairstyle before the mirror on the wall, Wang Ze strode onto the second floor with grandeur.
He wasn't heading to his own dorm, but to the neighboring one of Bai Bufan's.
Noticing the dorm door was ajar, Wang Ze smirked, pushed the door while cursing:
"Bai Bufan, why the hell at night aren't you—"
Wang Ze's words stopped suddenly, as the picture became clear, his smile completely froze.
Only a desk lamp was on in the dormitory, making it seem very dim.
And in the dimness, Chen Tianming sat curled in a chair, hands on his nape, forehead on the desk, silent.
At the same time, Bai Bufan sat beside Chen Tianming, one hand patting Chen Tianming's arm, the other soothing Chen Tianming's back, talking tenderly:
"It's okay, Tianming, there's still a chance, Tianming, don't be sad..."
At least don't consider dying during our high school buddy times...
Wait until college to die, could still help a buddy with graduate recommendations...
When the room door was pushed open and barking sounds were heard, Bai Bufan looked towards the door.
Then, Wang Ze saw Bai Bufan's eyes widen in anger, under the dim light, expression frightening and fierce—
"You beast! You idiot! Who told you to come! Who instructed you!"
"Get lost! Quickly roll back!"
"Go away! Wang Ze! Go die! Go die! Go die!!"
Bai Bufan didn't make a sound, but conveyed such sentiments passionately with his mouth movements.
Being cursed to the ancestors of his family by mouth shape, Wang Ze didn't feel any dissatisfaction, and nodded vigorously, dared not even breathe, reached out to grab the door handle, tiptoed, trying to close the door silently.
However, it was already too late.
Chen Tianming slowly turned his head at this moment, revealing a haggard, desolate face, under the darkness, the eyes seemed slightly bright, unclear whether shedding little beads.
"Wang Ze," Chen Tianming's voice wasn't tearful, just somewhat hoarse and feeble, "how did your confession go tonight..."
Wang Ze: "..."
The night of November was refreshingly cool, yet Wang Ze found himself sweating.
Oh heck your mom, Chen Tianming, asking such a sharp question at this time.
Unhelpful words shouldn't be said!
"Uh..." Wang Ze noticed further the more ferocious face and mouthed phrases of Bai Bufan behind Chen Tianming, eyes darting left and right, scratched his nape, speechless for a moment.
At this moment, even if someone stabbed Wang Ze's left chest and right chest each once, he wouldn't die immediately!
Because his heart had already jumped to his throat!!
"I..."
"I..."
The brain of a sports student was running at full speed now, CPU clearly overheated, began to flash red warnings.
Finally, Wang Ze's eyes lit up, lowered his head, voice complex and despondent:
"If it hadn't almost not failed then, I wouldn't possibly not be not failed now..."
Chen Tianming: "(;☉_☉)?"







