The Most Random System-Chapter 608 - 333: Among the 3 of you, all 3 are very redundant_3

OK, and this is where it ends, because the River God couldn't continue with its speech. The General Jin it conjured has already begun to emit dazzling brilliance and heat, drying up the entire river, and the River God faithfully paid with its life.

So now we can cross the river, just walk over."

Lin Li said, raising his hands high.

The four were silent, only the noise from the market behind them could be heard.

"What kind of General Jin is this!" Finally, Ding Sihan couldn't help but laugh and curse.

No wonder Lin Li said his method was very warm, it's indeed very, very warm.

Accidentally got a first-degree sunburn.

"Just say whether we can cross the river or not."

"Forget it, if we can't cross, we'll just make do and continue taking photos here."

The three girls resumed their unfinished photography business, Lin Li joined in, and took a few solo or duo photos.

Not planning to take more, since the poses are limited without becoming more intimate, Lin Li let the girls continue having fun, while he looked for Bai Bufan.

He saw him, leaning against the guardrail staring at the water.

Lin Li walked over and leaned beside him, looking down.

He saw nothing, only the reflection of himself and Bai Bufan on the water's surface.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Li asked.

"When you gaze into the abyss—" Bai Bufan began deeply.

"The abyss says you're a male chauvinist, the product of a patriarchal society's wrapping cloth, nasty to boot, so the abyss posted a Little Red Book saying 'who understands, friends and family'." Lin Li said calmly.

"? Ahem! Ahem!!!"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

His thoughts completely blocked, Bai Bufan couldn't respond to a word Lin Li said.

"So the abyss thinks I'm a male chauvinist?" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in.

For Lin Li to speak like this, his family must have hired an expert, glancing at Ding Zhen, his gaze delved deep.

"So are you just being vain?" Lin Li asked.

"No, I'm watching the fish," Bai Bufan raised his chin, "when you came over with such a clatter, you scared them all away."

In the light green water, there were indeed many tiny fish swimming along the shore. 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

These little fish are quite sensitive, even moving one's head to block their view of the water will startle them somewhat.

"Lin Li, do you think the spicy fish snacks we usually eat are made from these little fish?" Bai Bufan asked calmly.

"I don't think so, I heard spicy fish snacks are made from fish that died of stinky feet odors at fish therapy shops." Lin Li replied calmly.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Hold on.

"I'm never eating those again." Bai Bufan stated firmly.

"Forgot to mention, they died of the stinky feet of pretty girls." Lin Li gently added.

"Heck, I'll eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!" Bai Bufan grinned and gave a thumbs up, "Eat! All about that spicy fish snack! Lin Li, ask the manufacturer for me if they have plain ones, don't let the spicy hide the taste, what a shame~"

Steady, Lin Li laughed out loud.

That's Bai Bufan for you.

Lin Li suddenly turned around, Bai Bufan looked over curiously, only to see Lin Li pick up a small stick, then walk down the steps of the extension platform, leaning forward.

Unfortunately, he wasn't planning to jump into the river and end it, but started to prod the river bank with the stick to dispose of snail eggs.

It's already autumn, these eggs were grayish-white — dead.

But after drying out and pressing with a stick, they made a crunchier sound than when they were fresh, quite stress-relieving.

"Let me have a go." Bai Bufan immediately followed.

Little boys can never resist playing with water and fire.

When they grow up, they just like watery things and things that burn, it all makes sense.

"Ah—"

Hearing Ding Sihan's exclamation, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked up.

"What is it?" The two stood up and headed back under the tree, asking at the same time.

"Nothing, there was a bug on the tree I didn't notice and just touched it." Ding Sihan complained, patting her hands, then feeling it wasn't enough, walked towards the extension platform with the intent to rinse her hands in the river, explaining to the two as she did.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the edge of the tree.

There indeed was an unfamiliar insect on the branch, its body color resembled the tree bark, making it hard to spot without careful observation.

System? System? This is a demon attack!

Lin Li looked towards the system, but the system was as cold and unresponsive as a stone woman.

Didn't even give a task to earn fifty system currencies, so stingy.

Maybe because it's a beneficial insect — although Lin Li didn't recognize it.

"Animals and insects adapt by forming protective colors, this is a normal phenomenon." Bai Bufan commented after prodding the insect off with a small stick and observing for a while.

"...No, Bufan, we are all students from Nansang Middle School, and you are the one with the worst grades, do you need to state the obvious?" Lin Li thought he'd hear some insightful discussion but was left disappointed.

"For example," Bai Bufan remained undeterred, "the cotton pest, the Mexican boll weevil, is completely black, allowing it to thrive unnoticed in cotton fields."

Lin Li: "..."

Your mother, Bai Bufan.

All for that dumpling with vinegar.

"Bufan, let me quiz you, do you think Black people count as pesticide?" Lin Li stretched and casually asked.

"Of course, spraying them encourages cotton shedding," Bai Bufan instantly understood and nodded, "this is one of the reasons why I oppose them."

Chen Yu Ying, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Going out with Lin Li and Bai Bufan, sometimes it's really hard to maintain one's virtue.

Wind Spirit Moon Shadow, activate.

"''Chen Yu Ying'' patted 'Chen Yu Ying's' wooden fish head, virtue +999"

After adjusting her slap label, Chen Yu Ying breathed a long sigh of relief.