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The Most Random System-Chapter 606 - 333: Three of You Are Very Redundant Among the Three of You
Lin Li hadn't shown such a complex expression when seeing a system task in a long time •᷄ᯅ•᷅.
But this time, the system managed to do it again.
What does it mean by "At this moment, your heart also longs to escape loneliness and find a companion," and then "both for public and private reasons, this tribulation should be accepted! Why not make a move, and see what comes of it".
The first part is fine, it reflects my true feelings, but is the latter part a bit over-the-top?
I have my own pace, Lin Li thought with a slight frown.
On the literal level, this task should be quite easy to understand—go on three blind dates.
But a reminder from the Five Element tasks is that all interpretation rights ultimately belong to the system itself. Lin Li doesn't currently know what the system's definition of a single experience is.
Does it require a complete experience of a single blind date process, or does it mean participating in events organized by agencies?
Lin Li's brain started to work, pondering for a while, and he had a preliminary judgment about the task.
If it's the latter, that's quite simple.
Just treat it as spending money to eat fruit and have fun, woah, the first-line audience of an offline love show? It seems quite fun, and I could even take "three dog" along.
But if it's the former, it would be much more complicated, though not impossible to try.
I have my cash capability.
About identity information or whatever, I could have the agency make something up for me—otherwise who would look at me properly if they hear I've been a freshman of senior high, a public school teacher?
Another reason not to use real information is that I don't intend to cause trouble for normal people, and it's not suitable to be caught by abnormal people either.
Undoubtedly, I'd be "trouble".
As someone who's purely looking to complete the task quickly and end it, if the blind date is with a regular, normal person who hasn't done anything wrong, then I'd just be ridiculing them.
Even sometimes Lin Li, who lacks manners, has a bit of decency, so it's better to forget it.
The solution to this, Lin Li thinks, is solely to find abnormal demons.
The guy in front of him said that the blind date market is full of demons now, so he could have the agency introduce those they have which are the hardest to handle and serve.
——As a matchmaking agency, they must be familiar with their clients, and with real feedback from their members, they naturally know which ones are complete oddballs.
Oddballs are no burden to deal with; besides, failing quickly can complete a blind date cycle and fulfill the task.
And as long as he makes some guarantees, the agency should be more cooperative with him.
If he really meets the Hehuan Demon, perhaps he could even trigger some derivative tasks.
A win-win situation, as if Emperor Qin Shi Huang stutters while touching an electric wire—winning, winning, winning, and winning!
Before today, discovering that his blind date partner is a bus made him happy, the only one who could be was Optimus Prime.
But after today, maybe there will be one more, Lin Li.
"Oh, is there such a thing? So bad, so bad, like reporting chicken farms to Uncle Hat, truly beastly, hurting others without benefiting oneself, bastard!"
After roughly sorting out his thoughts, Lin Li immediately joined in bantering with him.
Although a master can show you the door, the practice is up to the individual, but this master is indeed important. Since the guy in front is knowledgeable about blind dates, it's worth befriending him.
Bai Bufan was dumbfounded at the words.
"Yeah, that dog—" Bai Bufan was about to agree, but his left waist was hit by a punch.
Hey, only you, Lin Li, can insult Lin Li, but I, Bai Bufan, can't?
On account of Lin Li's fist, Bai Bufan shut his mouth.
"Right, extremely beastly. My few buddies and I have cursed him countless times behind his back." Seeing Bai Bufan staying silent, the man continued:
"Reporting people is like Xu Beihong forcing himself to mimic Qi Baishi, not knowing what the hell he did, but we've definitely lost the horse."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Whoa, not? So aggressive? Cursing so harshly? Then I'm not following along.
Here one had to quote the introduction of the essay "My Mother" that's a full mark example.
——Presumably everyone has a mom, right?
The two exchanged glances and nodded, remembering this phrase to use on Zhou Baowei later.
"I can't agree with that, my evaluation would be, he's something born by a mom but not nurtured by a dad." Lin Li simply said.
If Lin Li's father knew in the afterlife, he could smile delightfully with his nine fists.
To prevent the other from continuing to curse him, Lin Li quickly changed the topic:
"Bro, how about we exchange contacts? It's fate that we've met, and I might have some questions about dating that I could want to ask you."
"Eh? You need dating?" The man's puzzled look at Lin Li's seemingly perfect face.
"Although I might not need it, I just checked, and my friend might not have any romantic prospects for the next few decades, he might need it." Lin Li explained pointing to Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan shrugged, used to it.
"Buddy, you can tell fortunes and see the future?" The man became intrigued.
He didn't mind making a new acquaintance, so he took out his phone just when asking Lin Li the question.
"I can't see the future, but I can see this face, bro, can't you see?" Lin Li poked Bai Bufan's cheek, indicating.
Man: "?"
Is that really how you look at it?
"I truly can't see this face's future, but in actuality, it's as if I've already seen its future." Lin Li added.







