The Most Random System-Chapter 603 - 332: Regional blacklisting is unacceptable, so is hell blacklisting

Lin Li had to admit, this kid really knows how to live.

Boys really are childish when they're young. They always want to stomp on the empty drink cartons to make them burst.

The moment it bursts, they feel like they're detonating a landmine—so cool it's deadly.

If you miss and it doesn't burst but just flattens, that's simply frustrating, and if you hurt yourself in the process, you're the king of frustration.

This kid used both feet when stomping, showing rich experience. Seems like he's not a first-time offender.

As they grow up, boys mature and switch to playing with empty ice bottles.

Lin Li saw a reflection of himself in this kid.

But, just like someone being a security guard yelling at delivery workers during the day, and delivering food cursing security guards at night, Lin Li didn't think his reflection was anything great.

"I hate kids." Facing the few snickering people, Lin Li sighed as he returned.

After saying this, Lin Li quietly glanced at Chen Yu Ying.

Baby, I promise to pay more attention in the future.

Chen Yu Ying blinked. She thought Lin Li's gaze was rather peculiar but had no proof.

"I think they're kind of cute," she said.

Oh, then no need to mind it.

"It's quite good. At least it's better than people picking up drinks they can't afford. It's much more acceptable, though hygiene awareness needs improvement," Qu Wanqiu said with a smile.

"Little Chirp Chirp, are you disgusted, or what?" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Before Qu Wanqiu started to curse, Lin Li brought out Chen Tianming's theory on benevolence and disgust to explain that he was praising Qu Wanqiu's kindness.

But he still got scolded.

Lin Li had to change his approach to praise Qu Wanqiu: "Little girl, you may look average, but you've got a good heart!"

This time, Qu Wanqiu wasn't angry. All four of them together teasingly looked at Bai Bufan—Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu knew about what happened in the car via group chat.

Bai Bufan: "...Hey, isn't it?"

This can come back to me?

Complaining about the driver, why is one dissatisfied rating allowed per ride? I want to rate again, I want to report this to headquarters! 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

Still haven't dumped the trash, so after they finished laughing, "three people" headed to the trash bin.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li stayed where they were waiting.

"Lin Li, you don't like kids, right? Don't worry, I'll wear it next time." Bai Bufan said this now.

Lin Li found it hard to stay composed,

Not because of what was said but because Bai Bufan probably wanted to say this just after Lin Li said he disliked it, but held back because of the other girls.

"Wearing it is useless," Lin Li just shook his head, "I heard wearing it is pointless."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Seems like it's true.

In the future, when fighting, I can say it's useless after menopause.

"Forget it, I won't wear it then. You take the medicine." Bai Bufan, the master of switching faces.

What a lousy dog, Lin Li couldn't imagine how many single dog moms Nansang had because of Bai Bufan.

"Bufan, do you know the origin of condoms? A thousand years ago, Arab Muslims invented the early condoms, using goat intestines." With some spare time, Lin Li educated Bai Bufan.

"That early? How come I thought it was invented only a few hundred years ago?" Bai Bufan expressed doubt.

"I haven't finished. In 1873, the British perfected the design—they took the intestines out from the goats." Lin Li added.

Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Hey? What? When Muslims were using them, the intestines weren't yet taken out from the goat? Hey! Hey? No!"

When he realized, Bai Bufan's brain froze.

Wait.

"What the heck kind of condom is that! What ancient history!"

"Just tell me, did it prevent pregnancy or not," Lin Li calmly asked, "Was it effective, hmm?"

Bai Bufan: "...Pregnancy is the real issue here."

After dumping the trash, the five of them continued leisurely along the planned path.

Holding the newly bought snacks, last night Lin Li had already seen the stage, which was now in sight.

Today it was fully set up, and there had already been performances this morning.

Dozens of chairs were symbolically placed in front of the stage, but once the real performance begins, that space surely won't suffice, most people will have to stand.

The afternoon performance evidently hadn't begun yet, as there were just around a dozen people scattered in the audience, unknown whether they were waiting for the show or merely resting.

"Hey, do you know how much longer until the performance starts?" Lin Li politely asked a man, fairly young, scrolling on his phone in the back.

"Performance? Probably in about ten minutes, the circus troupe's preparing now, over there." The passerby, hearing this, gestured to the side of the stage with his chin.

A group of people dressed in performance attire were waiting behind the scenes.

"Ten minutes, what do you say, sit and wait a bit?" Lin Li looked back at the four of them.

No opinions against it.

Unknowingly, they had been walking for several hours already, sitting down would allow them to rest a bit and enjoy the food more leisurely.

"Hey, is the spot next to you taken?" The second-to-last row was a decent spot, plus it had five consecutive empty seats, thus Lin Li asked.

"No, go ahead and sit." The man nodded and proactively shifted five spaces inward, leaving the spots outside for the group of five.

Bai Bufan was very considerate as he went in first, followed closely by Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying.

"Thanks, buddy, have some potato balls." Lin Li was happy to share, offering a little token of thanks to build rapport.