The Most Random System-Chapter 600 - 331: Little Piggy Peppa Tattooed, Applause for the Socialite

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan detached themselves from the World of Dark Beasts, the girls had already moved next door.

"Are they really picking something? Are we actually buying this?"

As the two of them approached, seeing Ding Sihan asking the owner for a plastic display case and beginning to make her selection, Lin Li asked in surprise.

For boarding high school students, there isn't much worth raising here.

"It's for my niece to play with; I promised her before." Ding Sihan replied.

So young with a niece already, Ding Sihan is quite the old soul.

"A girl opting for a turtle over a goldfish? Your niece is something else." Lin Li remarked.

Feeling as though Lin Li was berating her, Ding Sihan still rolled her eyes and said, "Given my niece's personality, she can't manage regular water changes. Better to raise a turtle; at least it won't die so soon."

"Then wouldn't it be easier to change fish regularly?" Lin Li shrugged.

Fish enthusiasts know the famous one-three-five-seven rule.

Feed once a day, change water every three days, clean the tank every five days, switch out the batch of fish every seven days.

"That's because my financial means can't support that." Ding Sihan sneered, "Alright, shut up, don't disturb my turtle picking."

"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan lowered his voice, poking Lin Li at this moment.

"Hmm?"

"Something about the scenery triggered a thought, and I suddenly have a question. Lin Li, when couples agree to change their avatars together, it's called 'relationship heads.' What do you call it when best friends agree to change avatars together?" Bai Bufan asked.

No wonder he lowered his voice.

As for why looking at turtles brought up such a question, Lin Li could only say Bai Bufan is like this, it's reasonable.

"You can't solve logical problems? How do you plan to take civil service exams later? Those are relationship heads; these must be called 'best friends heads,'"

Lin Li also lowered his voice, straightforwardly answering and then questioning:

"Bufan, now it's my turn to ask you. In games, what do the best friends who use these 'best friends heads' call their customized avatar frames?"

Bai Bufan squinted, his expression serious:

"Hmm, let me analyze; an avatar frame covers the outside of the best friend's head... Is it!! Masaka!! It's—thin skin!"

"Congratulations, you got it right!"

Lin Li snapped his fingers, his eyes glowing.

"Then it needs to be circumcisioned."

The two chuckled slyly, noticed by the girls' group, who looked with disdain and helplessness.

Not knowing what they were talking about, staying away seemed undoubtedly correct.

"Oh my, Lin Li, is that little red dot on the avatar representing herpes simplex? Damn, I'll never privately chat with people who use avatars like this again. The thought is terrifying! No wonder everyone says there's too much indecency on the internet; it's true!"

Bai Bufan learned quickly, applying what he learned rapidly, suddenly turning pale and patting his chest, frightened.

Lin Li's mischievous smile vanished instantly, expressionless ☉_☉.

His voice changed to normal volume, tone very calm: "Uh... Bufan, you don't need to worry about that; no one would want to privately chat with you, especially not girls."

"If you actively seek them out, it's your own fault. As the saying goes, don't fear, don't do—of course, I mean cheating."

Bai Bufan: "...(;☉_☉)?"

Huh? What? Bro? We were chatting about perverted topics, why are you bringing up real-life solutions?

Is perversion not enough, so we play with reality?

"Lin Li, you wait! I'll get a whole truckload of bread people to sort you out!" Bai Bufan raged impotently.

Look, he's upset again.

Ding Sihan quickly chose a moderately active little turtle, asked the vendor about the closing time, paid, but handed the display case back to the vendor to hold onto.

Carrying it around was inconvenient and unnecessary; after confirming the late closing time, she could pick it up when heading home.

"Have you named this turtle yet?" As they walked outward, Lin Li asked Ding Sihan.

Bai Bufan, who discussed the name of a black dog with Lin Li, glanced over, carefully recalling his experiences, hadn't seen any anime related to turtles.

Do Ninja Turtles have books?

Forget it, one mustn't, and shouldn't.

"What nonsense are you thinking again?" Ding Sihan, sensing that Lin Li's sudden question likely wasn't serious, inquired very cautiously.

"If you haven't named it yet, I suggest giving the turtle the surname Wang." Lin Li began, "This would make the turtle seem smart because it would seek patterns, way smarter than Bai Bufan, a good candidate for civil service exams."

"..."

A long silence.

When everyone finally reacted, she only felt this year's autumn was colder somehow, with complex emotions.

"...What does it mean? I don't get it." Qu Wanqiu furrowed her brow, not grasping the logic.

She only remembered that there was a black-tinted turtle that went viral online, suspected to be leaked FBI training footage.

"Finding patterns isn't finding regularity; it's about the turtle turning green with envy because once it's surnamed Wang, it becomes the turtle equivalent of Old Wang next door." Chen Yu Ying smilingly explained to Qu Wanqiu.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

"Class rep, explaining jokes ruins them! See, even Chiu-Chiu can't laugh anymore; it's all your fault." Lin Li heard and was disappointed.

This was supposed to be an amusing joke.

"What kind of joke makes you laugh like that? Puns deduct points!" Qu Wanqiu complained.

"Then do you know why turtles live long?" Since Lin Li tends to ignore immune these remarks, he immediately asked again.

Yet the three of them silently continued walking down the street.

Uh-oh, being isolated.

"Bufan, do you know?" Lin Li could only turn to Bai Bufan.