The Most Random System-Chapter 598 - 330: In terms of naming, the two have always had something_2

As for whether Lin Li would choke to death, firstly, Lin Li chews it thoroughly before swallowing, so it won't block his airway. Secondly, if Bai Bufan switches pages on his phone, the next page shows the Heimlich maneuver.

——It's called being prepared.

Hearing Bai Bufan's 'loud self-talk', Chen, Ding, and Qu were initially silent.

Then, against the background of Lin Li's coughing, the three lowered their heads, their bodies trembling.

Lin Li might not be human, but Bai Bufan is really a dog.

This is just too mean...

As for the victim Lin Li, he was really hurt by Bai Bufan's actions this time—his eyes were even moist!

"Damn you, Bai Bufan, you beast, you're like clothes freshly washed but neither folded nor hung, and the hanger is all wet!" Lin Li cursed with red eyes, full of emotion.

"Hehe, muah~Ciallo～(∠・▽<)⌒☆~"

Having been insulted this way, Bai Bufan simply copied Lin Li's recent actions, repaying evil with good.

"..."

Chen Yu Ying watched this scene with a complex expression, letting out a sigh of relief.

If it was this kind of scene, it was fortunate she didn't see what Lin Li and Bai Bufan were browsing on their phones. If she had, she probably wouldn't be able to eat.

As for Lin Li: "...☉_☉."

So disgusting.

Bai Bufan is also fearless like Bao Wei not afraid of boiling water anymore.

"Celestial Secret Mirror", let me ask you something, the "no rain tomorrow" you told me about, it won't turn into this speechless situation now, right?

However, Lin Li certainly wouldn't really get angry with Bai Bufan over this elbow incident, although jokes between friends should be amusing to both parties, yet both Lin Li and Bai Bufan have low laugh thresholds.

They all underestimated me, but I also precisely let them down the most.

"Class rep, please don't hand over my back to others so casually in the future, okay?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yu Ying.

"Okay." Chen Yu Ying nodded.

"Good boy, patting your head."

"Who's letting you pat?" Chen Yu Ying, not playing along with Lin Li's joke, immediately averted her gaze upon hearing this, stepping back half a step, her lowered eyes somewhat expectant.

——Though she stepped back half a step, she was still within Lin Li's reach.

Unfortunately, Lin Li was too spicy to appreciate the gestures.

"Hiss ha ha—hiss ha ha—" The juice bottle Lin Li held, squeezed out of shape, let out a sad whimper. What went through the straw into Lin Li's mouth was nothing but intermittent air.

It had burnt out, not even ash left, only pale air remaining.

Turns out he drank it all up, then what was the point of trimming at the marketplace, he could've just drunk with Chen Yu Ying's straw, couldn't he?

In the future, Lin Li decided to be a broad-minded Lin Li, no more finesse.

"Hey, do you want more?"

Ding Sihan, fearing Lin Li might actually play himself to death, took off the straw from her juice and handed it to Lin Li.

"Not for now, I'll try sucking an ice cube."

Lin Li waved his hand, pried open the sealed film on the juice with his fingers, and poured an ice cube into his mouth.

Crunching away, the texture was a bit like Bai Bufan's skull.

Ice and fruit, indeed are fire extinguishers.

The throat's spiciness reduced to an acceptable level.

Saved, seeing the 'extra spicy' squid left in his hand, Lin Li walked to the trash bin beside the stall and tossed it in.

Getting choked like this, it's really over for eating any further.

Lin Li didn't forget to check the system, the progress on "fire" instantly stagnated completely, even though his body still held the lingering'spiciness'.

But it's okay, failure in tempering without regression, Lin Li could accept this result.

As for abandoning it, Lin Li realized he didn't need to be headstrong. Confirming that spiciness is the abstract way to complete "fire", there's no need to rush.

He could entirely prepare better and then complete it.

Even if the system only recognizes this Teppan squid stall, considering it 'wild tempering', it's fine. The market activity lasts more than a week; the stall will still be here in the days to come.

"Boss, sorry, I really can't eat it, I'll have to waste it." Lin Li apologized to the stall owner observing his product being discarded.

"Kid, wait a minute, I must grill you another one, don't refuse!" The stall owner was moved to tears.

Honestly, comparisons are needed to feel the injury.

Yesterday, the staff said, the crazy guy who went through the lost and found to steal his bag last night was also a tall and handsome young man with a good appearance, but obviously, there's a gap among handsome guys too.

Look at this gentle and considerate kid, and then at that crazy guy from last night.

How can there be such a big contrast in this world?

Since Lin Li had to wait for grilled tofu and shrimp balls anyway, after several polite refusals, seeing the stall owner's insistence, Lin Li conceded.

"Class rep, your juice is gone, let me know what you want to drink later; Bufan said he'd treat today."

Lin Li patted Chen Yu Ying's shoulder, squeezing the empty plastic cup in his hand, and smiled as he said this.

Chen Yu Ying nodded.

Lin Li was a bit puzzled.

Why did Chen Yu Ying suddenly seem unhappy?

Hmm, not exactly unhappy, but as if some small anticipation wasn't met, resulting now in a state of "cheerful gloom".

"Who said I was treating?" Bai Bufan, upon hearing it, turned his head immediately.

His eyesight had already deteriorated hopelessly—he couldn't see any money when opening his wallet.

Shit, does anyone understand that despair, having not checked the balance for a long time, calculating vaguely and thinking only around three hundred left, but opening the wallet to find a balance of 16.21?

Oh boy~doomed~

Even in such a state, Lin Li still covets his modest savings, truly unhuman, right?