The Most Random System-Chapter 595 - 329: Oi, kid, feeling a bit fiery, huh?_2

"Forget about the enoki mushrooms."

Lost memories begin attacking him, Lin Li waves his hands vigorously.

"Haha, smog lung, I dare not eat that," Bai Bufan finally found the chance to strike back, sneering.

Lin Li takes out his phone, copies, and sends.

Bai Bufan glanced at the phone, his face turned pale instantly, waving his hand, "Whoa, Lin Li, you're damn keeping this message? I deleted it right after I copied it and sent it to you, damn, I won't eat it either."

Brain, think of something else right now, no brain supplements allowed! 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

Ding Sihan: "?"

"What's this?" Ding Sihan asks curiously.

Bai Bufan blinks, isn't this inappropriate?

He looks towards Lin Li.

"Ding Sihan."

"Hey."

"Smooch~ Ciallo~ (∠・▽<)⌒☆~" As Ding Sihan looks at him, Lin Li suddenly puckered his lips, winked, and spoke in a high-pitched voice.

Also fist-pumping next to his cheek, he did a beckoning cat gesture.

Ding, Chen, Qu: "(;☉_☉)?"

Bai Bufan: "o.O?"

So cute.

Sorry, missed typing a few words, too cute my damn foul mouth.

Bai Bufan with a complex expression, can the yuzu chef calm down, if you keep this up, I'll Cia-in pop in from behind you.

As for Ding Sihan, only pupil earthquakes can be said •᷄ᯅ•᷅.

"No way!!! Ahhh Lin Li! What kind of madness are you on?"

Ding Sihan's face scrunched up, not daring to believe his ears and eyes, face pale, even his shout seemed weak.

"It's not important, what's important is the contents on the phone, even more disgusting than what I just did, still want to see?" Lin Li smiled calmly.

"...Forget it, I've got food to eat," as disgust quickly took form, Ding Sihan immediately gave up.

Lin Li, too persuasive.

Just as he was feeling pleased with his wit, his arm was poked, Lin Li turned and looked at Chen Yu Ying, whispering: "What's up?"

"I'm even more eager to see," Chen Yu Ying blinks, seriously speaking.

Alright, don't spoil me, baby, I'll can't help but become a stubborn Chen Tianming.

"Then I must add, the stuff on the phone has nothing to do with me, you can understand it as Bai Bufan doing the action I just did," but definitely not something Chen Yu Ying should see, so Lin Li replied.

"Oh, then not seeing it."

Chen Yu Ying holding her fruit tea, gently nods.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Hey damn it, when you two are whispering, especially when badmouthing someone, can you speak quieter?

Forget it, realizing Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu could clearly hear, yet pretending not to, Bai Bufan just acted as if he hadn't heard their chat.

Time passed, the aroma gradually richened.

The vendor wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel, exhaled deeply.

Weather in mid-November naturally wasn't hot, but such stalls, even in winter, left one sizzling and sweating.

Bai Bufan slightly furrowed his brow, not due to unsanitary conditions, just a bit puzzled:

"Boss, if you're very hot, why wear so much and carry a bag? Wouldn't it be much more comfortable to put it down?"

At the moment, although very hot, the stall owner really wore a coat and a messenger bag, all bundled up.

"Ah, speaking of this gets me angry!" already brushing sauce, the boss growled, losing his temper a bit, even brushing sauce vigorously, "I'm telling you, on the marketplace, really gotta take good care of your stuff!"

"What happened, is there a thief?" Bai Bufan asked hearing him.

Performance? Where's the performance?

Lin Li reflexively raised his head, expecting to hear from the stall owner.

Is there thief trouble here?

The White Silk Hero Lin Li volunteers!!

"There's no thief," the vendor shook his hand, still with gloomy expression, "but damn it, there's a lunatic!"

"Yesterday, going to the toilet for just a moment, when I returned, I found my clothes, bag, phone were all gone."

"At that time I panicked, thought I was robbed, almost reported to police, seeing there's surveillance at the street junction, wanted to check first, and ended up at the street management office finding out someone just brought my stuff to the lost and found area!"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Wait, not, uncle, hold on.

Lin Li's gaze slowly shifted towards the vendor's messenger bag, hiss... don't mention it, indeed it looks quite familiar, almost like the 'lost property' he found last night.

"..."

"..."

Damn, is the lunatic actually me?

Yesterday was still rejoicing for this rare 'big catch', turns out it wasn't lost property?

"Boss, this isn't lunacy, maybe the person just did a good deed the wrong way?" Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow, questioning.

Bai Bufan is humanity's best friend!

Lin Li cheered for Bai Bufan inwardly, love you, kisses, tonight I'll give you a big treat, eat with belly wide open!

"No," the vendor shook his hand, "originally I thought the same, but the lost and found staff last night apparently got tormented a lot by him, so encountering me, also a victim, he poured his heart out in one breath.

Only then I learned, that kid was looking for 'lost items' everywhere last night, handing anything over to the staff, even digging a fifty-cent coin from the dirt for them to find its owner..."

"The staff politely suggested the guy use it himself, yet he elevated it, said their thinking was not upright! Even made me laugh."

The vendor shook his head speechlessly.

"So hilarious, there are people like that, almost like Lin Li, something's wrong with them," listening, Ding Sihan sharply commented.