The Most Random System-Chapter 577 - 324 - Thirty years in the east of the river, thirty years in the west of the river, thirty years in the north of the river, thirty years I am not in (seeking monthly tickets

Chapter 577: Chapter 324 - Thirty years in the east of the river, thirty years in the west of the river, thirty years in the north of the river, thirty years I am not in (seeking monthly tickets

Watching the weapon that suddenly appeared in Shanqing Daoist’s hand, Lin Li blinked innocently.

System, system, let me ask, can the Wall of the Soul withstand damage derived from the body to the soul?

I feel like I’m about to set sail.

But it’s okay, I heard that when a person jumps off a building, they recall their entire life. Even if I really get hit and lose my memory, I can just go jump off a building to solve the problem.

"Huh? No, haha, I accidentally got the shape wrong."

Seeing Lin Li noticed, Shanqing Daoist waved his hand, and the Wolf Fang Club turned back into a back-scratcher. He scratched his back and chuckled.

Lin Li: "•᷄ᯅ•᷅"

Old Deng, you better have gotten it wrong.

But since it’s been exposed, Lin Li simply opened up, taking out his phone and handing it to Shanqing Daoist, bluntly saying:

"But, Grandpa... if you want to watch, then go ahead. You don’t need to ask Bufan. Even if Bufan could break the law, he couldn’t help you find it because you didn’t download any on your phone.

I didn’t expect you to actually be curious about this.

But it’s fine, I have some on my phone, we can watch right now. Here, the ones I chose to store even though they occupy memory, I think they’re gems, you should be satisfied."

It’s indeed no big deal.

What’s wrong with watching videos, who among respectable people doesn’t watch videos? Are those who don’t watch videos even respectable?

Watching videos is merely a base action.

Moreover, Shanqing Daoist has always seemed like an old playful figure to Lin Li, so... his image isn’t even ruined.

So what if Turtle Immortal likes to watch these?

As long as he’s not a Turtle Immortal earning money for his wife to play with male cosplayers or gym instructors, Lin Li can accept it.

"Sigh."

Upon hearing this, Shanqing Daoist sighed, with an embarrassed wry smile:

"It’s not really because I want to watch. I have been cultivating my whole life, and if I were obsessed with these superficial desires, I couldn’t have reached this step, standing among those overcoming tribulations."

"My partner and I have always been more obsessed with pursuing the Dao."

"But, yes, Grandpa is indeed curious about such matters.

The curiosity is different from what you imagined—dual cultivation techniques and bizarre skills I have heard of, but the Cultivation Realm mainly records these on jade slips, consisting mostly of dull illustrations of qi pathways in ink and wash.

I’m very curious about modern explicit scenes and content... could they be as detailed as those documentaries.

Plus, you skipped over the beginning after showing it previously, making me itch with curiosity... Alas, my face ultimately paid the price for this curiosity."

"Grandpa, I understand, no need to explain, it’s okay," Lin Li laughed upon hearing this.

He could tell Shanqing Daoist wasn’t just being stubborn.

Lin Li could understand.

It’s like Lin Li wouldn’t want acquaintances to see him using a club on cows, yet he’s eager to experience the joy it brings.

After Lin Li repeatedly insisted, Shanqing Daoist finally took the phone and saw the content he was curious about behind Crown Casino.

Watching as his eyebrows rose again and again.

"The performance is not bad..." Fast-forwarding through the progress bar and watching for a while, the old man was purely appreciative, nodding and giving an honest review:

"If it could spread in the Cultivation Realm, it might be treasured by the Hehuan Demon. Using it as a basis, stripping away the final veil, they could develop sinister arts to captivate people."

The final veil referred to is the mosaic.

After all, domestic Japanese films require censorship, experienced captains will notice Japanese uncensored films usually start with an FBI warning, indicating the genius distributor registered a company abroad to shoot, produce, and then sell them back to the home market."

"Thank you, Lin Li, this is enough."

Not watching for long, Shanqing Daoist returned the phone to Lin Li, exhaling deeply.

Finally, his curiosity was satisfied.

"Grandpa, next time when I come, should I bring you some related materials or items," Lin Li blinked, asking, "You don’t have to be polite with me."

"There’s really no need for that!" Shanqing Daoist waved his hands repeatedly.

If those two friends of his were to wake up someday and see such things beside him.

Once they figured out the purpose, his life would have been lived in vain.

"Indeed so, by the way, Grandpa, can’t you just conjure it yourself?" Lin Li nodded but asked curiously, "At what stage in cultivation could one freely form entities from spiritual Qi like you do?"

"To form ’flesh and blood’ ’entities’ solely from pure spiritual Qi, at least at Nascent Soul Complete."

As Shanqing Daoist spoke, he waved his hand, and with that motion, a woman formed from spiritual Qi appeared before Lin Li.

"Whoa! Teacher Rion!" Lin Li took two seconds to recognize her identity—sorry, ma’am, it was hard to recognize you in clothes.

Teacher, come back and continue filming, the industry needs you!

"Although it can be fabricated, it’s ultimately just an illusion, not an independent entity. All actions come from my imagination. Since it’s an illusion, what’s the point of doing extra steps." 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺

Shanqing Daoist chuckled, then his expression turned teasing:

"Lin Li, if you want to do that kind of thing with this body, haha, you can try, as long as you can accept that the core of this body is me, and the sensations you feel from touching also come from my... imagination."

"...Absolutely not interested."

Whoa, deflated.

If Wang Ze were here, it’d be a perfect opportunity for him.

"Alright, Lin Li, let’s discuss the main matters, like why you came back so early this time, did you encounter any problem?"