The Most Random System-Chapter 575 - 323: I might need to pay you for reading this - (requesting monthly votes)_2

Chapter 575: Chapter 323: I might need to pay you for reading this Chapter (requesting monthly votes)_2

I’ve got all the little surprises ready for you.

For example, after you confess, you say something like, "Baby, I’ve prepared flowers for you."

At this point, Senior Sister will surely be surprised and cover her mouth with her hands, and you immediately turn around and stick your butt out at her.

Then you deliberately stay silent for a few seconds, and then turn back with a mischievous smile: "Baby, you wouldn’t think I’m being crude and giving you a chrysanthemum, right?"

"Not at all! Haha, what a joke! My butt is just the wrapping paper for the flowers."

"Watch closely, baby, your romantic surprise is coming~"

"Then, you pull down your pants—"

In that instant, Bai Bufan’s expression twisted, and he let out a powerful nasal sound: "Hmmhhhnnggnnghhh—!!"

"Wang Ze, do I need to say anything more about what happens next? Just give it your all, the rest is up to destiny!

Oh my gosh, just imagining the scene makes me feel like crying, it’s too touching and romantic, who could possibly refuse such a confession~~"

As Bai Bufan continued talking, he became more and more excited and immersed in his own artistry, closing his eyes with a smile, as if he knew nothing of the world.

Wang Ze: "(⊙▃⊙)?"

Wang Ze’s expression was stiff, his mouth wide open. 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

What an opportunity.

The florist owner nearby was pale, looking down at the gardening knife used for trimming bouquets, hesitating whether to jab it into his own ear or into Bai Bufan.

To speak such words, he’s almost transcendent, purely divine.

"How about it, how about it," Bai Bufan patted Wang Ze’s shoulder heavily, claiming credit: "Perfectly meets your requirement, right? Ready to use, a guaranteed surprise."

Wang Ze snapped back to reality.

He smiled relievedly, as if everything made sense.

Turning back, he gave the florist owner an apologetic look and pulled Bai Bufan outside.

"Bufan, there’s a nameless fire in my belly, I feel like doing something."

"Elbow, follow me into the alley."

...

"Bai Bufan: That’s how it is, I kindly offered advice, but not only did he not accept it, he also used violence against me. I can only say Wang Ze is a pure macho jock, fitting my stereotype of sports students."

Lin Li: "..."

After hearing this, Lin Li felt a bit lifeless himself.

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, why aren’t you saying anything."

"Lin Li: When I was reading your message, my phone fell to the ground. A policeman saw it and just straight up took me away, saying I violated national territory, do you know that?"

"Lin Li: "Picture"

"Lin Li: You son of a bitch Bai Bufan, I was eating, and there was freakin’ golden needle mushrooms in my dish!"

"Lin Li: To be a good dog, all you need to do is listen, there’s no need to share your love for akita stones with everyone!"

"Bai Bufan: What a coincidence? You’re eating golden needle mushrooms?"

"Bai Bufan: Then I must share my little story with you."

"Bai Bufan: Remembering the first time I ate golden needle mushrooms as a kid, I never knew they’d come out the backdoor too. That time I suddenly needed to go to the bathroom at midnight, and as soon as I squatted down, it was like a dam flood, pulling out a big chunk. At the back, something like beef cubes got stuck at the exit. I struggled to pull them out, still feeling an invisible force holding the beef cubes, and I panicked. I didn’t dare to imagine what I’d pulled out, I thought I hadn’t cleaned it up completely. No matter how hard I tried, it was all in vain. I shook my butt trying to brush it off, and suddenly the beef cubes, moved by my body, started to sway and hit my butt. I felt a chill sweep over me, as if being thrust into a harsh winter. I knew it was over, there must be something else in my butt, so I took a few sheets of paper to wrap around the beef cubes and pull downward. Suddenly, my butt tightened, and something really came out. Upon closer inspection, it was actually a golden needle mushroom. Shivering, I wiped my butt and threw this guilty paper ball into the trash, secretly vowing never to eat golden needle mushrooms again. I pulled up my pants and weakly walked back to my room, returning to bed with humiliation to sleep again."

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Sometimes, when reading too fast, once you realize what you’ve read, it’s already too late.

"Haha, haha, ha." Lin Li laughed in exasperation.

"Lin Li: Remembering childhood..."

"Wang Ze: ?"

"The other party is typing..."

"Lin Li: Don’t be hasty."

"Lin Li: This was sent by Bai Bufan to me, I’m also a victim. Now, I’m using my chance to command you: go mess with him once more, thank you."

At the sports meet, Wang Ze had promised to fulfill ten small requests for Lin Li.

"Wang Ze: Okay, but don’t waste the chance, it’s something I ought to do."

"Phew—"

Seeing this message, Lin Li let out a breath of relief, feeling much better.

Looking down at the plate in front of him.

"..."

"To hell with golden needle mushrooms!"

Lin Li decided, from now on, he would open a cheap and delicious golden needle mushroom restaurant, with the only requirement being that you have to use the restroom in the restaurant before you leave.

...

Carrying takeout food upstairs.

Lin Li prepared to head to the Cultivation Realm.

Tonight’s plan was to spend a few minutes in reality visiting the Cultivation Realm, before heading to driving school to brush up on some practice hours—after all, just parking by the roadside would do, and it wouldn’t interfere with Lin Li doing other things.

If there’s time to spare, he’d go to the market to scout around and see the situation.

Though it’s been less than two days since he last visited the Cultivation Realm, he wanted to complete the chemistry class pop-up task early to research the rewards in the new cultivation technique sooner.

Fully prepared, a white light flashed.