The Most Random System-Chapter 571 - 322 Everyone Will Succeed (Requesting Monthly Tickets)

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Chapter 571: Chapter 322 Everyone Will Succeed (Requesting Monthly Tickets)

"The Celestial Secret Mirror is of great quality. It’s not just enough to smash a little teddy bear, it’s more than enough to crack open walnuts."

While munching on freshly shelled walnut kernels, Lin Li wiped the powdery residue of walnut crumbs from the cracked surface of the Celestial Secret Mirror, returning it to the system for self-repair.

Dang.

Does weather count as a celestial secret? Although Lin Li was reluctant to admit it, he did think it counted.

But, but!

You can’t really give yourself such a lame celestial secret!

You’re a magical treasure, dude. You should be providing those kinds of secrets that demand a heavy price for peering into — those unspeakable, unseeable hidden information, right?

Like what exactly did the pangolin say, the confidentiality agreement from 1999, the entry point to Welfare Girl’s exclusive circle, did Zhu Chongba sell pockets when he was a beggar, and so on.

But no, you give me the weather instead.

Brother Jing, I know you can do better, but it’s not really time for you to show off.

If I want to check the weather, I can just look at the weather forecast which can show me the whole week’s or even two weeks’ forecast in advance.

What is this?

"The Black Gold PLUS Early Access Ultimate Secret Member Mirror"?

But after thinking about it, Lin Li still hoped it was due to his insufficient refining that led to capturing only such shallow secrets. In the future, as his refining went deeper and more thorough, it would truly become a guiding lamp on his life’s path.

I’m begging you, please let it be this way, not because there’s no Heavenly Dao in reality so the Celestial Secret Stone only gets stronger when meeting the strong, weaker with the weak, staying at this level.

This kind of stuff is just a supplement.

But after musing for a while, Lin Li yawned, went to bed, and fell asleep.

...

Friday, oh Friday, full of vigor and spirit, beating drums, wanting to dance.

This is the beautiful Friday that differs from the cursed Monday and sly Wednesday, where the smiles of the boys in the corridor are just a bit more genuine than usual.

Each one like Jie Xu Sheng, turned into a sunny and cheerful big boy.

Friday is indeed a wonderful name.

Oh, except for Friday in ’Robinson Crusoe,’ Brother Ni, you’re bad.

"Weekend, weekend, Senior, Senior..." Wang Ze gripped the handrail with both hands, pulling himself forward with some force, pressing against the rail, then naturally releasing and leaning back, repeating this over and over.

"Wang Ze, I know you’re with Seven Stars Entertainment now, but don’t go into heat against the handrail," Lin Li glanced at Wang Ze and said.

The self-repairing speed of the Celestial Secret Mirror was quite fast, taking less than a day to fully repair, much shorter than the "Duck Blood Bottle."

However, Lin Li didn’t infuse Spiritual Qi into it again, at least not until his refining had further progressed.

"Get lost!" Wang Ze stopped his movements, laughed and cursed, then hesitated as he pondered, "Lin Li, do you think... I should prepare some flowers or something tomorrow, be a bit romantic?"

"Romance requires paying a price." Lin Li remembered, "I once hid roses behind me."

"And then?" Wang Ze asked curiously when Lin Li paused.

"But the girl in front of me didn’t want to accept them." Lin Li said sadly.

"Why?" Wang Ze swallowed hard.

"She said... take them out, there’s surveillance here."

Lin Li gazed up at a forty-five-degree angle to the sky, refusing to let his sad tears fall: "Later, the flower shop owner called my mom. The price was really high."

Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"

So you hid the roses behind, and the flower shop owner wouldn’t accept them saying there was surveillance?

"It’s your damn timing issue! Don’t mix petty theft and romance!" Wang Ze raised his middle finger.

"Exactly, Lin Li, you’re really gross," Bai Bufan also looked at Lin Li with disdain, nodding his chin at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, listen to me, sending flowers, you should send them."

"Rarely does a dog spit out human words," Wang Ze looked at Bai Bufan and asked, "What should I buy, do you have suggestions? Hey, Bufan, you’re also staying on campus this week, accompany me after school to pick some out?"

"Buy flowers? Why buy? Don’t you have them yourself?" Bai Bufan said in surprise:

"When you confess, just turn around and say to Senior Sister Qian: ’Baby, this is the chrysanthemum I’m giving you, from now on it’s yours, no need to cherish, use it however you want,’ isn’t that perfect.

By then the prostate climax, you’ll die from too much joy."

"Bufan, you’re not in a position to say I’m gross." Lin Li didn’t even turn his head, happily looking at the ground.

Wang Ze took a deep breath, then smiled and said, "Mentioning the chrysanthemum in front of me, huh? Bufan, you’re really brave."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Wait, wait—"

"I was wrong, bro. I’ll accompany you after school, alright? Stay away from lust, don’t mess around!"

While the two continued their playful banter, the chemistry teacher, holding a white square basin—with some chemical experiment apparatus inside—came out from Class Five, heading to Class Four.

"Oh, damn, having taken so long, we are in for some bad luck too."

Watching the students from Class Five, who were following the teacher out and heading towards the restroom, Lin Li only felt a shared sense of doom, no gloating.

The preparatory bell rang, and the group returned to the classroom.

Chen Yu Ying looked at Lin Li who returned to his seat, blinked, and asked in a low voice, "Have you thought it through?"

Referring to the bet she lost to Lin Li.

"Thinking, thinking." Lin Li, who actually had already figured it out, said with a smile.

Back at his seat.

The chemistry teacher began taking instruments one by one from the basin, setting them up on the podium.

"Class begins." As the class bell rang, the chemistry teacher clapped his hands.

"Stand up."

"Hello, students."

"Hello, teacher."

"Sit down." After completing the class routine, the chemistry teacher patted the desk: "Today we will be doing experiments."