The Most Random System-Chapter 553 - 316: Who Doesn’t Pretend to Be Serious?

Chapter 553: Chapter 316: Who Doesn’t Pretend to Be Serious?

"Lin Li, have you seen my pen?"

Bai Bufan turned his head and asked word by word, with the usual hidden annoyance in his eyes.

"Shh—" Lin Li put his index finger to his lips, turned his head without shifting his gaze, signaling Bai Bufan to keep quiet, "It’s self-study time, keep quiet and don’t talk." 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂

And Bai Bufan is really something; losing a pen during the high school entrance exam, a penless student is no different from a soldier without a gun, just useless.

"You lost my pen, damn! Damn, Lin Li, how could you be so nasty!"

Seeing Lin Li’s reaction, an inexplicable anger surged in Bai Bufan. He stepped forward, grabbed Lin Li’s collar, and growled softly, his anger fierce and hideous.

Bai Bufan▄︻┻┳═一Lin Li.

"Ah, my pen is too light and thin, it’s uncomfortable to hold and lacks a sense of strength, not suitable as a dart, yours feels better."

Lin Li chuckled and then pulled out a new pen from the drawer’s pencil case and threw it to Bai Bufan:

"Use this for tonight, I’ll bring you a box of your kind of pen tomorrow."

"At least you haven’t completely lost your humanity; you’ve allowed the pig farm near Xiling to escape unharmed."

Bai Bufan nodded. In fact, he still had half a box of pens in reserve. Few high school students only have one pen, but only a crying child gets candy.

Didn’t he just get a whole box of pens?

And Lin Li was quite pleased.

[Task 5 completed.]

[You have received a reward: Physical Improvement: Spiritual Qi absorption rate increased by 200%; System currency *100.]

Looking at the system notification, Lin Li couldn’t help but sigh; if only there were more tasks like this.

Such demon-slaying tasks are the easiest to complete among the system tasks.

This task took less than two minutes from being assigned to completion, a true speedrun; they should really give himself dozens of Gold Coins at once since he needs ten thousand to cash in one RMB.

Unfortunately, this time, no derivative tasks were triggered to let him continue hunting.

The trigger rate is too low; since getting the system, it’s been almost three months, and counting today, it’s only been triggered three times.

Even though the rewards are low and monotonous, it’s practically ’free money,’ having it is better than nothing.

Could demons attack the people around me who are afraid of bugs more often, so I, the senior brother, can protect them?

"What are you thinking about, making such a worried face?" Bai Bufan heard a sigh, turned his head in surprise, and asked.

"I’m thinking of throwing a wasp nest into the classroom and then bam, locking the door." Lin Li expressed what was on his mind.

That should count as a terrible invasion of Nansang Sect by a demon horde, right? The system should give him a task.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Why would you do that?"

Bai Bufan couldn’t understand why Lin Li had such antisocial thoughts.

"Haven’t you ever grown flowers? Flowers definitely need pollination, as the flowers of our nation, why can’t we be pollinated by wasps?" Lin Li said calmly.

His voice had a faint sense of impending doom.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Damn," after a moment of silence, Bai Bufan laughed and shook his head, pointing at Lin Li, "Lin Li, although I don’t grow flowers, I do farm, but now I’m a bit confused."

"Confused about what?" Lin Li asked.

"Lin Li, you tell me how to cultivate, how to cultivate this? How to cultivate, how to cultivate~" Bai Bufan’s question revealed the knife at the end, repeating it ’curiously’.

No matter how rich Bai Bufan’s farming experience was, he wouldn’t know how to cultivate this.

"Get lost." Lin Li smiled and gave a middle finger.

...

The first evening self-study session ended.

All the boys from the back rows gathered under the blackboard, looking at the pen and moth carcasses still embedded in the wall.

"Damn, it went in so deep, how much force and accuracy must it take to do that? When did you practice?" Zhou Baowei marveled.

"Why would you need practice? Isn’t it just something you can do with hands?" Lin Li shrugged.

He had [imitated] that impressive guy who threw the best and most accurate that day, with his strength maxed out, and a 150% buff, so naturally, he was powerful.

"Show off so much? I have no choice but to suspect with maximum malice that you instructed the moth just to scare Luo Meng, simply to show off." Zhou Baowei laughed and cursed.

"Your malice is still too small; Lin Li plans to have wasps sting all of us." Bai Bufan chuckled.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

"Lin Li, one day you’ll need to show your ID and purpose description when you buy a pen." Wang Ze critically commented.

"Feels like a confused outcome of stepping on Bufan’s mess." Qin Zeyu shook his head.

The pen certainly couldn’t stay embedded with the moth carcass in the wall; Lin Li jumped up, pulled out the pen, threw it in the trash, and laughed as he looked back:

"Confused? You try confusing one for me to see!"

"Haha, teach me how you threw it, I really want to learn this; once I learn, I’ll immediately change my name to Qin Zeyu (Master Lin Li)." Qin Zeyu scratched his head, pleading expectantly.

"Just aim and throw it." Lin Li, like an expert, placed both hands behind him gracefully, quietly before heading to the restroom: "I won’t talk to you ordinary folks anymore; I’m off to the restroom."

After using the restroom, Lin Li returned and found his buddies gathered at the long hallway leading to the sophomore teaching building.

"Lin Li, come over!" Upon noticing Lin Li’s return, Wang Ze called out.

Lin Li walked over, realizing the group had found a half-empty plastic bottle as a target and prepared several pens, now in the process of throwing pens.

This hallway leading to the sophomore teaching building had few people, and one could see incoming people from the other side immediately, so throwing there would neither damage public property nor accidentally hurt classmates.

"We can’t quite replicate your style, come on, Lin Li, show us another demonstration, I want to see you pierce the bottle!" Wang Ze handed Lin Li a pen and said expectantly.