The Most Random System-Chapter 537 - 311: Everything is Ready, Just Waiting for the East Wind

Chapter 537: Chapter 311: Everything is Ready, Just Waiting for the East Wind

Listening to Lin Li’s chanting, Ding Sihan was dumbfounded.

Who says ordinary Chinese folks can’t make homemade C4?

Here it is!

Remember, the only difference between C4 and A5 is that C4 has a countdown, but A5 doesn’t. Using an OPPO A5 against an enemy, they won’t know when it will explode—of course, you won’t either.

"Is that still a mobile phone you’re playing with?"

After being stunned for a moment, Ding Si picked up his own phone again, searched for a while, then looked up and began to recite in reverse to Lin Li:

"According to Article 125 of the Criminal Law and Article 30 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, making homemade bombs without permission is a serious illegal act! Illegally manufacturing explosives, whether used or not, constitutes the crime of ’illegal manufacturing of explosives’ and can be punished with imprisonment of three to ten years; if the circumstances are serious, the maximum penalty can be life imprisonment or even the death penalty!"

Lin Li, go surrender yourself, there’s still hope for you. You don’t want Ying Bao to spend her life as a widow, do you?"

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Why am I being dragged into this?

"Haha, trying to change the subject to deny your incompetence, are you?"

Lin Li cheerfully ignored those words and continued to poke Ding Sihan’s ribs.

"You, you! I’m skilled, this game’s two rankings—I once reached the seventh tier, equivalent to the King of Kings level, double King, get it!"

Ding Yi’s face turned red, with veins pulsing on his forehead, starting to argue.

Then came a string of incomprehensible jargon, like ’latency judgment doesn’t count as a missed shot’, ’character gradient T3’, ’targeted hall bans’...

Darn, this Lin Li who’s never played Identity V truly didn’t get it.

But it didn’t matter, Lin Li had a formula, just follow the formula: 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

"Practice more if you want to improve; if you can’t handle losing, then don’t play. The past is the past, and now is now. If you always take the past as the present, why not compare to when you were born!"

"?"

"Aaaaaah Lin Li, go to hell!!"

Ding Sihan, who always gets flustered when losing an argument, got up with a powerful Leo Flying Kick.

Fortunately, Lin Li was standing, and his kidneys avoided disaster.

"Come on, Lin Li, come here, take the phone and play. I want to see how you’ll play it!" said Ding Sihan angrily.

"I’ve never played this game."

"You’re scared, aren’t you!"

"Since you’re being so insistent, huh, Ding Sihan, just watch how you can’t even match a newbie." Seeing Ding Sihan being so aggressive, Lin Li boldly took up the phone, laying down a harsh statement.

Confidence is key.

...

"Crushed."

Hehe, really can’t do anything about you four, all of you escaped.

"Lin Li, I believe you’re truly a newbie now." Ding Sihan clutched his belly with one hand, laughing so hard he was down on the picnic mat, as mocking as Lin Li was earlier.

Lin Li sighed.

The script shouldn’t have gone like this.

Damn, I’m supposed to be a pro with maxed-out stats.

For someone like me with max attributes, I should have been doubted first, initially stumbled, then due to out-of-this-world intuition, learn all the tricks in one game, and in the final moments pull off a spectacular counterattack, making everyone gasp and say, ’This kid is terrifying,’ and I’d stylishly say something like, "You can screenshot, but talent can’t be snatched." right?

How come it was stumbling at the start, continuing to stumble in the middle, and still stumbling at the end?

I’m not Zhou Baowei, why take so much flak?

System, you’re useless, I’m mad now. Unless you give me some easy tasks to complete, I’m not talking to you anymore, hmm.

"It’s your rank points dropping, and you’re still laughing." Lin Li could only speak to Ding Sihan with a chilly tone.

"Doesn’t matter, it’s worth it." Ding Sihan generously said at this moment.

But Lin Li didn’t mind either, actually... it felt quite nice.

While playing just now, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying were sitting on either side, both watching me play.

Honestly, Lin Li’s mind wasn’t entirely on the game.

Heads leaning over, so close, with the wind blowing, the tips of their hair brushing against his earlobe with a whiff of citrus-scented shampoo, the warm breath from the girls’ laughter creating a subtle temperature difference in the November breeze, making his earlobes itch, and his heart too.

This feeling is indescribable to outsiders.

Even if he loses ten, no, a hundred times more, he’d be willing—after all, it’s Ding Sihan’s account, and he wouldn’t care even if it gets banned.

Lin Li turned to Chen Yu Ying, who also had a smile on her face, and teased, "Laughing so happily, how about you come for a round too? Let’s see if that smile sticks."

"No need, I’m not very good at it," Chen Yu Ying shook her head, "I’ve only played this game a few times, always when Si Han asked me to join."

"So, Ying Bao, what games do you usually play?" Lin Li curiously asked, "Egg Party? Wu Meng Zhi Xing? Or is it that game that makes you feel younger with every play~ Mobile PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds~"

Lin Li, who was rhythmically singing the song of Peace Elite, suddenly looked down at his phone.

Whoa, did I just mention Wu Meng Zhi Xing, and Tencent hasn’t started downloading it for me, has it?

Whew—thankfully not yet.

"I have them all downloaded on my phone, but I haven’t really played them," Chen Yu Ying laughed, shaking her head, "I rarely play video games, never stick to one."

Lin Li indeed hadn’t seen Chen Yu Ying play games much, so he curiously continued to probe:

"So what do you usually do in your free time? Don’t tell me you’re studying? Damn, I’m going to really compete with you study kings!"

Even if it’s a fight for the bed, a fight it is.