The Most Random System-Chapter 518 - 305: Pure Love Warrior One Slash, One Minotaur

Chapter 518: Chapter 305: Pure Love Warrior One Slash, One Minotaur

"Lin Li, can’t you be even more shameless?"

After a flying kick, Ding Sihan covered her forehead with her hand, shaking her head and sighing, indicating she couldn’t bear to look.

"Xiaoding, do you know why I’ve worked so hard all my life? It’s to prevent people from calling me a guy who’s ’nothing but handsome, just a vase’!

Ah, people like you will never understand me." Lin Li skillfully patted his trousers, his voice full of sorrow.

Ding Sihan: "..."

What the heck do you mean by people like you.

"Enough enough! Lin Li, I know you’re gay, I’ll pass it on to Ying Bao." Ding Sihan’s mouth twitched as she spoke with a headache.

"Who’s Nantong? That’s slander!" Lin Li got angry.

"Aren’t you narcissistic?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Hey? Wait!"

Lin Li was stunned, momentarily unsure how to refute.

But as everyone knows, Lin Li is good at drawing inferences from others.

If he can’t refute, he’ll join in.

"Ding Sihan, now’s not the time to tell Ying Bao, come on, let’s go to the nearby elementary school immediately. I’ve found those narcissistic primary school kids are all copper fetishists, execute them! They must be executed! Damn bastards!"

Because Lin Li detests copper fetishists the most in his life, he’s particularly serious now.

Big mushrooms are a universally accepted XP, but copper fetishists are not!

Ding Sihan: "..."

"According to your logic, is self-harm followed by narcissism called Stockholm Syndrome." Bai Bufan, who had just slowly come up from downstairs and heard this conversation, couldn’t help but join in laughing.

"Bai Bufan, you’re going home this weekend, right?" Ding Sihan didn’t follow up on Bai Bufan’s words when she heard him, instead she looked at him to confirm.

"Yes, my dad is probably already waiting for me outside the school. I’m not staying on campus this weekend. If there’s an event, you guys enjoy it." Bai Bufan nodded.

He had mentioned it earlier.

"But this weekend’s event is me giving everyone ten million cash." Lin Li spoke up then.

"Then I’ll tell my dad to scram right now!" Bai Bufan replied quickly, seriously, "If I can earn ten million, who would be the dad in this house is really uncertain!"

"You better remember, my dad’s last name is also Bai, he can be Bai with my last name too!"

This really amused Lin Li.

Someday truly give Bai Bufan gold worth ten million, Lin Li genuinely wanted to see this scene.

"Alright then." Ding Sihan didn’t join in on the banter between the two, she nodded and looked back at Lin Li: "So Lin Li, confirm the specific plan later in the group chat?"

"Sure."

Nodding, Ding Sihan walked towards the classroom.

"Bufan, how was the exam?"

With only two people left, Lin Li approached Bai Bufan’s butt, ready to test him with a question sneak attack:

"Were the last three single-choice questions BCC?"

"Ha," Bai Bufan laughed helplessly, not even bothering to check the exam paper for the answer. He just melancholically remarked:

"I’ve found exams are no different from surgeries. After failing, I can only tell my parents, ’Family of the patient, I’ve tried my best’."

Then Bai Bufan’s face drastically changed. He touched his pocket and ran downstairs.

"What’s wrong?" Lin Li frowned at the failed sneak attack.

"Damn, I left the scalpel in the patient’s stomach, I’m going to fetch it!" Bai Bufan shouted as he ran.

Lin Li: "..."

Whether Lu Xun’s medical studies could save the country is unknown, but Bai Bufan’s medical studies definitely cannot.

But if studying medicine abroad could, maybe it could, saving the country by an indirect route is also saving the country.

...

The exam bell rang, Chen Yu Ying, true to her role as a good student, had finished and checked her paper over ten minutes ago, yet she continued to check it, sitting there until the very last moment.

When Lin Li heard the bell and walked back on the corridor before the classroom, the windows had already been opened.

Finally, he wasn’t limited to looking at her through a small crack.

Unable to enter yet, Lin Li and other class 4 students who had already handed in their papers were waiting in the corridor for the teacher in charge of the class to collect the papers and allow them to enter.

Waiting.

The moment all the answer sheets were collected, Lin Li looked toward Chen Yu Ying, adjusted his nonexistent glasses, sneered, and pointed at her: "The last three single-choice questions, B, C, C!"

Chen Yu Ying glanced at her exam paper, looked up, and nodded with a smile: "I know."

"The last two multiple-choice questions, BCD, AB."

"Hmm~"

"The last two major questions with five sub-questions, 25 Newtons, 180 Joules, 5.2 meters per second, 2.8 meters per second, the maximum compression of the spring is 0.42m!"

"That’s the answer." Chen Yu Ying was now like a sidekick.

"Damn, they’re all right, it seems we can’t pull ahead in Physics." Lin Li shook his head with regret, hearing Chen Yu Ying agree with everything.

"That’s a shame." Chen Yu Ying nodded with a smile.

A handsome guy and a pretty girl, the picture was quite beautiful.

Their banter had indeed made them happy.

But on the corridor and in the classroom, the other students who had yet to get up truly wanted to feign ignorance like Lin Li’s horse.

"I swear! Lin Li, are you nuts!"

"Didn’t get a single one right? Damn it, Lin Li, don’t force me to smack you at this beautiful moment after school!"

"Oh my God! Except for the big questions, I guessed all of them right! Physics really is too simple."

"Ah!! What’s entering my ear! Don’t come in! Don’t come from there! That’s~that’s dirty~"

"Class leader you... Lin Li, are you nuts!"

Almost everyone, upon hearing the two comparing answers, instinctively glanced at their exam paper.

But, after looking at the answers they left on the paper, few of them were laughing.

Instead, Zhou Baowei, this little greedy pig probably ate quite a bit of dog shit today, causing Chen Tianming, who got them all wrong, to erupt with a nameless rage—not from the stomach.