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The Most Random System-Chapter 498 - 299: The moonlight is beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle_2
"Uncle Yan, even if you hold a high position, you can’t arbitrarily seize the property of us common folks, right?" Faced with the unreasonable request of the Demon Suppression Envoy, Lin Li said weakly, trying to defend his rights.
"Is that so," Yan Aosong chuckled, "Lin Li."
"Hmm?"
"I’m officially notifying you now, Lin Li, that after verification, your act of displaying and using the star toy in public places has already seriously violated public order and morals, come with us for a bit."
"According to the ’Xiling Security Management Penalty Law’, you may face penalties like warnings, fines, or even detention, and we might contact your parents then."
Yan Aosong sneered.
He truly couldn’t let Lin Li continue using that thing. Yan Aosong apologized to the five robbers for having the thought that "Lin Li was just joking and wouldn’t really do it, and Yangliang was just scaring himself."
It was his fault for their trouble.
Normal people wouldn’t do such things.
But the premise was quite harsh for Lin Li; the requirement was to be normal, let alone being human.
Lin Li: "..."
Bu Hao, playing dirty tricks.
"Uncle, wouldn’t this count as abuse of authority? Heh—" Lin Li clenched his fist against his nose, trying to stay stern-faced, but ended up chuckling.
"Justice resides in people’s hearts. If you have objections, you can report them upstairs, everyone will understand me,"
Yan Aosong sneered, nodded, and gestured at the law enforcement recorder on his chest.
"Alright then." Lin Li nodded helplessly but then spoke up: "But it’s a pity to lose it, it cost me around two hundred bucks, and I just bought it. Uncle, how about asking if anyone here needs it?"
Lin Li pulled out the Holy Sword and looked at the other Demon Suppression Envoys present.
Everyone tacitly turned their heads, their faces completely twisted from holding back laughter.
The bunch of guys here, who would need that thing?
Even if someone did need it, would they dare say so openly?
"Nobody wants it! Just toss it!" Yan Aosong snatched the Holy Sword, tapped Lin Li’s arm with it, and urged.
And I must say, this thing hurts when you tap someone with it.
"Alright then." Lin Li nodded, walked to the nearest street trash can, and tossed it in.
No sentimental attachment.
If it’s gone, it’s gone.
Lin Li has always been someone who likes to experience things, wanting to try everything.
He really bought this only to experience what hitting someone with it would feel like, but after trying it, he no longer felt that passionate about it.
To put it plainly, Lin Li still cares about his image; if there were surveillance cameras here or a crowd, he definitely wouldn’t have used it as a weapon.
Besides, it was too long, around forty centimeters, and his current "Qiankun Ring" couldn’t hold it, so he had to carry it externally.
On the way over by bus, Lin Li was very cautious, afraid it would fall out of his pocket and cause social embarrassment.
So it’s good to throw it away.
Seeing Lin Li really threw it away, Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief.
This kid is still teachable; there’s hope for him.
"Let’s go, go back and write a report."
...
[Keep up the good work... Punish the evil cultivators attempting crimes, at least eight cases (3/8)]
This crime process wasn’t as complete as the previous two because these five hadn’t even left the alley before Lin Li dealt with them, but fortunately, the task was still completed.
Looks like the next few times can be simplified a bit.
Since his weapon was forcibly confiscated and it was getting late, Lin Li didn’t continue fishing and directly took a cab from the Demon Suppression Bureau’s entrance back home.
At home.
After being out for just over an hour, the list of tasks is still far from being completed, so there’s no need to go to the Cultivation Realm tonight.
He opened his phone, and the post he made before had received replies.
"Wind & Rain%: Master Master, recommend the best recent school to apply for!"
"You replied Wind & Rain%: It’s Anshun University of Finance, they’ve had low admission scores in recent years, it’s one of the easiest to apply for, there are 8 months left, good luck on the college entrance exam!"
"Wind & Rain%: ?"
"Wind & Rain%: I hate you, Master, bad people never find peace."
Didn’t expect this person to be online.
For the sake of aspiration, Lin Li smiled and gave a six-figure number, prompting the other party to immediately change their tone.
It wasn’t early anymore, and after replying to all the comments, Lin Li went to bed.
...
Old Friend Street.
Late night.
An old man dragged a woven bag, the plastic bottles, and cans inside making clinking sounds.
He headed towards the next trash can.
Tonight’s haul was alright, estimated to sell for about twenty bucks.
Pretty decent, after all, it’s off-season now.
Next month there’s Christmas Eve and Christmas, hopefully, he’ll earn more then.
Hoping that this trash can has more bottles, with this thought, the old man lifted the trash can lid.
Wow, gold... red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple legendary colors!
The light inside was simply dazzling, making the old man instinctively shield his eyes. After a while, he slowly put his hand down.
When he saw the dazzling Holy Sword in the trash heap—
Old man: "?"
What kind of crap is this?
Picking up the ’beep—’ that once fought alongside Lin Li, the old man turned his head in surprise, looking towards this neighborhood.
My goodness, these youngsters these days, playing so crazily? Who could it be?
...
"The exam is tomorrow, your seating chart is posted here, remember to check it after class." On Tuesday night, as the first evening self-study was about to end, Xue Jian walked into the classroom, pasted the seating chart on the class notice board, and then addressed the class studying self-study.
"And then Yu Ying, our class’s seating chart for the exam venue is posted outside the door; also remember to post a strip at the top left corner of the desks.
Organize the students on duty to set it up after school."







