The Invincible Doctor of the Female Village Chief-Chapter 572: Liu Zixuan Is My Son-in-law

Listening to Madman Zhou’s words, Liu Zixuan immediately gave him a thumbs up: "It’s been a while, and I see your shamelessness has improved a lot."

Madman Zhou showed no anger and proudly clasped his hands towards Liu Zixuan, saying, "I humbly accept your praise!"

"Damn, your skin is even thicker than mine!"

"We’re evenly matched, let’s not point fingers!" Madman Zhou put his arm around Liu Zixuan’s shoulder, leading him out while saying, "So just tell me if you’ll help me with this or not!"

"No way!" Liu Zixuan immediately replied, "I’ll help you return to the Upper Three Gates, but making them kneel and beg you to come back, how do you expect me to pull that off!"

Madman Zhou spread his hands and said, "You’ve defeated the top of the Celestial Capital’s ten most influential figures, a legendary character; even Shi Kui couldn’t handle you. Why would you fear that old geezer Sixth Uncle?"

"This isn’t about fear."

Just as Liu Zixuan finished speaking, Madman Zhou unhappily said, "If it’s not fear, then it must be because of his daughter."

"You!" Liu Zixuan was at a loss for words. This involved many things, how could it simply be about romance?

"Liu Zixuan, since we’re on this topic, I won’t hide it from you anymore."

Madman Zhou said domineeringly, "His daughter and my daughter, to be fair, both are quite pretty, with different personalities. But if it’s not about the daughters, let’s compare ourselves from our generation."

"Madman Zhou, what are you planning to do?" Liu Zixuan felt Madman Zhou was not joking.

"In ancient times, two families would compare dowries to win a good son-in-law. Today, let’s emulate our ancestors. I’ll compete with Sixth Uncle through dowries. If you help me with this, I’ll give you seventy percent of the assets from the Upper Three Gates and Ghost Wood City!"

Hearing this, Liu Zixuan’s mouth twitched a few times, "So stingy, yet competing with dowries?"

But this Madman Zhou truly is an oddball. Usually, it’s about the groom’s betrothal gifts, competing for the daughter. Now Liu Zixuan has become the coveted prize.

Two influential figures are fighting over him using lavish dowries as weapons.

As if Liu Zixuan is someone who cares that much about money!

Madman Zhou gritted his teeth, "I’ll give you sixty percent!"

"Uncle Zhou, you’re putting me in a tough spot!" Liu Zixuan chuckled, stroking his chin.

"Fifty-fifty!" Madman Zhou said through clenched teeth. 𝐟𝐫𝕖𝗲𝘄𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝕧𝐞𝚕.𝕔𝕠𝐦

Liu Zixuan clapped his hands immediately, "Deal!"

Madman Zhou burst into laughter, "I knew it, there’s nothing money can’t solve! If there is, it’s because there’s not enough money!"

"I say, you haven’t even done anything yet, and you’re boasting so much. Are you pretending I don’t exist?" Just as the two stepped out the door, Sixth Uncle came walking towards them.

Sixth Uncle’s left arm was empty, and his face was pale, indicating he also suffered a great loss of Primordial Qi in the battle.

Liu Zixuan watched as Sixth Uncle and Madman Zhou locked eyes, the air faintly filled with the smell of gunpowder, and he stepped aside.

Madman Zhou crossed his arms and snorted, "What can a one-armed warrior do!"

"At least I’m better than you, a madman thrown out of the Upper Three Gates!" Sixth Uncle retorted.

"Ha." Madman Zhou grinned and pulled Liu Zixuan over, "You can’t even beat my son-in-law, yet you dare mock me?!"

"Just because you say he’s your son-in-law doesn’t make it so?" Sixth Uncle smiled meaningfully, "I could say he’s my son-in-law too!"

"Bullshit!" Madman Zhou cursed, "When he met my daughter, your daughter was still playing bumper cars around here!"

"My daughter is already pregnant with his child!" Sixth Uncle shouted.

Madman Zhou’s expression changed drastically upon hearing this, scratching his head furiously, "Damn, if I’d known, I would’ve let Liu Zixuan marry Xiao Nian in Ghost Wood City long ago!"

Seeing Madman Zhou unable to retort, Sixth Uncle grinned smugly, "Also, don’t talk about splitting assets from the Upper Three Gates with Liu Zixuan—don’t forget, most of the assets are already in my hands!"

With that, he looked at Liu Zixuan, "Send this madman back to Ghost Wood City, and I’ll marry my daughter to you, then give you more than half of my family’s assets!"

"Argh!" Madman Zhou screamed frantically, "I’ll give you all my assets! Make this bastard kneel before me!"

Liu Zixuan felt his head spinning.

He’s heard of many men fighting over a beautiful woman, but this is the first time he’s seen two families squabble over a man like fishwives in the street!

Pinching his forehead, he said, "You guys together are a hundred years old, can’t you be a bit more mature? Arguing on the street, is this really okay?"

"There’s no room for both of us in the Upper Three Gates!"

At this point, the two simultaneously shouted this sentence in rare harmony.

Liu Zixuan sighed helplessly, "You’re fighting so fiercely, do your daughters know?"

"She doesn’t get a say!" They shouted again in unison.

Liu Zixuan took a deep breath, "Alright, call your daughters over, and then you can leave!"

"What about us?" Sixth Uncle asked.

"Why should we leave!" Madman Zhou grumbled discontentedly.

"Really, two old children!"

Liu Zixuan had lost interest in continuing the conversation and walked straight towards his Jeep Wrangler.

Madman Zhou quickly caught up, "Good son-in-law, you’re still injured, take my car."

"I’m afraid your lousy car might injure my son-in-law." Sixth Uncle directly pulled Liu Zixuan near his car, "Take mine, it’s more comfortable!"

Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow, "Sixth Uncle, you’re reputed to be a bigwig with many connections, do you really need to compete seriously with Madman Zhou?"

"You don’t understand. I can be diplomatic with everyone, but not with that madman." Sixth Uncle said, and directly took Liu Zixuan into the car. Who would’ve thought Madman Zhou would also climb in at once.

"What are you doing here?"

"My son-in-law’s still injured. I’m just looking after him a bit, is there a problem?"

"This is my car, and I don’t want you here. What are you gonna do about it!" Sitting on Liu Zixuan’s left, Sixth Uncle cursed.

Hearing this, Madman Zhou reached towards his waist and in a flash pulled out a gleaming kitchen knife, waving it past Liu Zixuan’s face and directly pointing it at Sixth Uncle.

"Any more objections now?" Madman Zhou asked domineeringly.

Sixth Uncle’s mouth twitched a few times, grumpily mumbling, "If I wasn’t injured, would you dare act so cocky?"

"Just say if you still have any objections!"

"None!" Sixth Uncle stomped angrily and shouted to the driver, "Drive!"

The car slowly moved, and Madman Zhou revelled in his triumph.

Brandishing his knife—a knife with quite some character—towards Liu Zixuan, he laughed, "These days, there’s nothing a knife can’t solve. If there is, then two knives will do!"