The Husband I Snatched Is Not Right!-Chapter 200: I Couldn’t Be Happier

The alley had some standing water.

Yu Tingwan stepped onto the Zhao Family’s doorstep.

She couldn’t say too many comforting words.

Girls either pretend not to know, or sometimes they get straight to the point.

"When it comes to marriage, it’s better to have none than settle; you can’t rush it. Even when buying vegetables, you need to pick and choose, let alone finding a person."

"If you find someone good, the couple can live in harmony, a lifetime of stability, that’s fortunate. But love is the hardest to clarify in this world."

"You have money, and properties under your name, and are very pampered at home. You must be aware that nine out of ten men willing to join your family have ulterior motives."

"Men out there are often unfaithful, and finding one who can treat you well for a lifetime is as hard as finding one in a million."

"If you find someone unsuitable, you’re destined to taste the bitterness of love."

Yu Tingwan: "Why are you in a hurry?"

"Is it really that good to get married?"

Liu Yan: ???

You’re married, and you’re saying this!

"What..."

Liu Yan doubted: "You think it’s not good?"

Her?

Yu Tingwan just said, "Our situations are different."

Back then, she was struggling, looking not for a way out, but a lifeline.

The Wei Family was her best choice.

Fortunately, she chose right.

Liu Yan: "I just think that after getting married, he can serve me tea and water, massage my shoulders, and knead my legs."

Yu Tingwan: "A maid can do that too."

Liu Yan: ...

Seems like that’s true.

She continued listing: "He can be considerate and attentive, remind me to dress warmly at dawn, and always keep a light on no matter how late I come home."

Sounds very warm.

Yu Tingwan reminded: "Your mother can do that."

Liu Yan: ...

Seems like...that’s also true.

"After working hard all night outside, exhausted, seeing his face at home soothes my eyes, and I eat half a bowl more."

Yu Tingwan helplessly: "Choosing a person is about character, you focus too much on looks."

Liu Yan: ... 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

But she couldn’t be like Yu Tingwan, a fresh flower stuck in cow dung.

She’s seen the Wei Family couple, they’re good. But she hasn’t met that Wei Family’s son, Liu Yan.

However, she inquired through Lady Zhao.

Lady Zhao was very cautious, fearing the Liu Family girl might snatch him.

She was a teacher’s wife, so she couldn’t lie.

Lady Zhao didn’t reveal anything, just vaguely said that his appearance was somewhat startling, hence he rarely came out.

Liu Yan understood immediately.

Startling, in the sense of shock.

But she couldn’t say in front of Yu Tingwan that her man was ugly.

So Liu Yan continued listing good points: "I’m afraid of the cold; at night, I can be held by him to sleep."

"When it rains and thunders, it’s scary, but there’s someone beside to comfort me."

Liu Yan saw that Yu Tingwan did not refute, so she gained confidence.

"I’m so rich; I must have a son to spend it on."

"Besides, I..."

She paused.

Glancing around, she leaned towards Yu Tingwan.

"My periods are irregular, every time it hurts terribly, no medicine works, and the doctor said having a man would balance the yin and yang."

"My married friends privately say intimacy is extremely enjoyable."

Enjoyable?

Yu Tingwan thought probably not.

Liu Yan’s face turned slightly red as she said this: "Even kissing can make your body go weak."

Yu Tingwan: ...

It sounded increasingly outlandish.

But she couldn’t refute it.

This really touched on her knowledge blind spot.

The girl pursed her lips and said nothing.

Though married for so long, she was still a virgin.

Liu Yan sighed: "I don’t even know what it’s like to hold a man’s hand."

This!!!

Yu Tingwan finally knew.

She had enough practice.

The first time, she held Wei Zhao’s hand, feeling accomplished and proud.

"What’s it like?"

Yu Tingwan: "Is there any sensation pulling your left hand with your right?"

Liu Yan: "But isn’t that different?"

"What’s different? Husband and wife are one."

That...seemed quite reasonable.

Liu Yan believed it.

She looked at Yu Tingwan, perhaps because the girl was afraid of the cold, she was clutching her collar. As she thought of Wei Zhao’s condition, she worried Yu Tingwan was leading a marital celibacy.

"You..."

Liu Yan asked: "Have you ever felt weak?"

Yu Tingwan: ...

So impolite.

Had to poke her sore spot.

But Yu Tingwan was willing to save face for Wei Zhao.

The girl raised a hand, tucking the wind-blown hair behind her ear, avoiding Liu Yan’s gaze.

"Mhm."

Yu Tingwan nonchalantly: "You’ll find out in the future."

"Are you happy?"

Liu Yan was a bit embarrassed.

But seeing Yu Tingwan calm and talking as if discussing the weather, she relaxed too.

"I heard the better a man’s stamina, the longer it lasts, the more enjoyable it is. The impressive ones can last half a night."

"Actually, I’m quite worried about you."

Liu Yan: "You..."

She was going to say more.

Yu Tingwan expressionlessly interrupted: "I’m thrilled to death."

She slowly spoke: "My husband always takes the whole night."

Liu Yan exclaimed: "Come off it."

You don’t sleep at night?

Yu Tingwan saw a green crow fluttering its wings on the wall and felt bad premonition.

She no longer cared about anything else and hurriedly ran over, trying to cover the green crow’s mouth.

But the green crow flew back to the Wei Family without hesitation.

It circled once in the air and darted through the half-open ventilated window.

Wei Zhao was asleep at this moment, but woke up lightly at the noise.

"Caw."

The green crow tilted its head.

"Get out."

The green crow didn’t leave.

Not afraid of death, it took a few bouncing steps forward.

Its little mung bean eyes blinked, gently calling: "Fu Meng."

Wei Zhao: "Why bother it? You want a beating?"

Green crow: "I’m thrilled to death."

Wei Zhao lazily ignored it, preparing to chase it out.

The green crow imitated Yu Tingwan’s tone, but loudly: "My husband always needs the whole night."

Wei Zhao’s eyes darkened, fingers paused, silent for a long time.

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The elderly folks had weak teeth, so after Hui Niang and Lady Zhao discussed it, they decided to stew the meat softer.

Lady Zhao tasted it and praised it endlessly.

Nannan held a bowl larger than her face, waiting anxiously on the side.

"Mother, mother."

Lady Zhao: "You usually eat no less meat; I haven’t seen you crave like this."

She knew Hui Niang was a good cook; every mealtime, enticing aromas wafted from next door.

But she didn’t expect the braised meat to be this good.

No wonder Nannan often ran over there.

She served Nannan some, sliced it, and let the little girl sit aside.

The pot gurgled as it cooked, needing just attention to timing from now on.

Seeing there was nothing more to do here, Hui Niang carried the portion of meat Lady Zhao spared and went back.

She turned a corner and entered the Wei Family courtyard.

At first glance, Hui Niang saw Yu Tingwan pacing back and forth in front of the house door.

She must be troubled.

She stopped occasionally, listening for sounds inside.

"What’s wrong?"

"Why don’t you go in, just hanging around outside?"

Hui Niang: "Did Lang drive you out?"

Yu Tingwan: ...

No.

Upon hearing a cold laugh from inside from Wei Zhao, her reckless boasting made her a bit too afraid to go in.