The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 9: The Supreme Dao of the Heavenly Wedgie

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Chapter 9: The Supreme Dao of the Heavenly Wedgie

Touching the outer bouncy cheeks was one thing entirely.

Touching her sacred little flower, which was just right now warming up with profound spiritual heat, was a whole lot of another problem altogether!

These were heaven-defying problems even the ever-teasing empress Aunt Valentina was completely unaware of!

"Hngg~~!"

A highly shameful, high-pitched moan escaped her plump, luscious lips. She violently felt the thin purple fabric wedge directly against her beloved little sister.

The sudden friction sent a lightning bolt of pure, unfiltered Yang energy straight into her brain.

Her perfectly manicured nails dug fiercely into the wooden doorframe.

Her husband Roland was currently rolling down the driveway in his luxurious spirit car. The lowly servants were sweeping the courtyard mere meters away.

She was experiencing the ultimate public execution of her dignity!

The newly turned demon behind her did not even give her a single chance to say stop.

He released the taut purple string a tiny bit to offer a false sense of mortal security. He then immediately pulled it violently upward once again!

"Aaah~~ nnnngh!"

Aunt Valentina bit her own bottom lip until it nearly bled. She desperately tried to suppress her scandalous noises.

Romeo was ruthlessly executing the forbidden ’Supreme Dao of the Heavenly Floss’.

He pulled the string up and released it down in a rhythmic, merciless cadence.

The tiny silk rope rubbed aggressively against her plump, hypersensitive kitty.

Copious amounts of sweet, fragrant Yin nectar immediately flooded the purple fabric.

Her thick, snow-white thighs began to tremble uncontrollably like leaves in a profound hurricane.

"Have a safe... ahh... safe trip... hnnngh... dear husband!"

Aunt Valentina forced the words out with supreme difficulty. She waved her trembling hand toward the departing vehicle. Her beautiful face was completely flushed with a demonic red hue.

Uncle Roland simply nodded from the backseat of his car.

He was completely oblivious to the fact that his "crippled" nephew was currently turning his arrogant, teasing wife into a puddle of quivering jelly right on the front porch.

The spirit car finally turned the corner and disappeared from sight.

Romeo did not stop his relentless assault. He hooked his index finger even deeper and yanked the soaked purple thong all the way up to the heavens.

The string disappeared entirely into the deep, meaty canyon of her massive peaches.

"Y-yo-you think this will defeat... hnggg~ Thi-this aunt? Angh~~ No!~ Never... ahmm~~"

She flatly refused to back off. She tried to glare at him with her tear-filled black eyes. She desperately wanted to project the imposing aura of an undefeated empress.

Romeo looked at her struggling face. He immediately faked a state of absolute, terrified panic.

"Aunty! This attack is still not enough?! If you refuse to yield, then this nephew will simply have to go two hundred percent and above!"

Aunt Valentina’s eyes widened in sheer horror. She finally understood the terrifying danger of her own stubbornness.

Her cute nephew genuinely believed his current output was insufficient! Because she foolishly challenged him, he was preparing to unleash maximum, unprecedented damage!

She desperately needed to correct this massive misunderstanding.

Before she could even open her mouth to surrender, Romeo initiated the forbidden ’Supreme Heavenly Saw’ technique.

He began to saw her plump kitty with the taut fabric. He aggressively flossed up and down. He ruthlessly pulled front and back.

Aunt Valentina’s mind went completely blank. She simply could not take this level of stimulation.

She was teetering on the absolute edge of a profound spiritual climax! She was about to cum right in the hallway!

She absolutely could not allow that to happen. Releasing her Yin nectar right now would be incredibly shameful.

Doing it directly in front of her own nephew was the ultimate taboo! How could she ever look him in the eye after such a humiliating display?

"S-stop it! Ahhh! Please stop!"

"Say you admit total defeat!"

She was hovering over the abyss of ultimate shamelessness. She had absolutely no other choice.

"I-I admit defeat! This aunt completely loses! Ahhhh!"

Romeo immediately stopped the rhythmic sawing. He threw his head back and laughed out loud like a conquering demon king.

"Let it be known to the nine heavens and the mortal realm! I, Romeo Lovecraft, have utterly defeated the Demonic Teasing Empress!"

Aunt Valentina glared at him from her pitiful, trembling state. Her legs were barely holding her upright.

Seeing her venomous yet helpless glare, Romeo smirked like a true villain.

"Goodbye, dear Aunty."

He turned around to walk away. Just before taking his first step, he yanked the purple string one final, devastating time!

The sudden, sharp friction completely shattered her spiritual dam.

"KYYAAAAAHHHH!"

Aunt Valentina shrieked to the heavens. Her knees gave out entirely. She slid down to the wooden floorboards in complete, quivering shamelessness.

A massive, torrential flood of fragrant Yin nectar soaked the floor around her collapsed form.

[Ding! EXTREME DEGENERACY DETECTED!]

[Supreme Public Flossing of a Matriarch’s Sacred Valley: +50 Lust Points!]

[Total Dominance over the Teasing Empress: +20 Lust Points!]

[Current Lust Points: 340/100]

[Ding! Goal Exceeded!]

[The requirements to shatter the ’Vile Hex of the Thousand-Year Eunuch’ have been successfully met!]

[Proceed to destroy the curse?]

[Y/N]

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Romeo stared at the glowing blue screen floating in the center of his decrepit bedroom. His hand trembled with absolute excitement.

He was literally one single mental command away from unleashing his 13-inch heavenly pillar upon the mortal realm.

He paced back and forth across the creaky wooden floorboards like a caged demonic beast.

He desperately wanted to shatter the Vile Hex right here and now.

A profound sense of impending danger suddenly tickled his Dao heart.

He vividly remembered the incredibly cold, calculated glare his stepmother Ballerina gave him earlier in the grand hall.

That venomous viper definitely recognized the hidden vigor in his red eyes.

She was an overly cautious, scheming matriarch.

Romeo possessed a very strong, heaven-defying hunch. Whatever malicious scheme she was plotting would definitely unfold tonight.

He decided to wait and exercise the ultimate patience of a profound turtle.

If he broke the seal right now, the resulting heavenly tribulation of his upgrading root might alert the entire castle.

He would simply observe the shadows tonight.

If his heart was lying to him, he could easily break the seal tomorrow morning and begin his conquest.

The twin moons rose high into the starry sky. Romeo laid perfectly still beneath his coarse, itchy bedsheets.

He expertly slowed his breathing to perfectly mimic a deep, helpless mortal slumber.

His glowing red eyes remained wide open beneath the dark covers.

The heavy grandfather clock in the distant hallway struck exactly two in the morning.

Scrape. Slide.

A nearly imperceptible sound came directly from his locked bedroom window. The wooden frame silently slid to the side.

A dark, hooded figure slipped through the narrow opening. The intruder dropped into the room with the nimble, weightless grace of a high-tier shadow phantom.

The mysterious figure landed completely silently on the wooden floorboards.

The hooded assassin slowly stood up and locked their deadly, penetrating gaze directly onto Romeo’s seemingly sleeping form.

Who was it?!