The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 23: The Empress’s Shameless Bluf

"Never in a million mortal lifetimes!"

Aunt Valentina forced a melodramatic chuckle.

Summoning every ounce of her remaining Grandmaster willpower, the matriarch forcefully swatted his calloused hands away from her heavenly peaches.

Spinning on her bare heels, she faced him directly under the dim moonlight.

Despite such bold actions, her supreme Dao heart practically hammered its way out of her ribcage.

The lingering sensation of his rough palms drove her mortal brain insane.

Meeting his predatory crimson gaze proved too difficult; completely betraying her arrogant facade, those beautiful black eyes inevitably drifted downward.

A terrifying silhouette aggressively tented the coarse fabric of his sleeping pants!

The Heavenly Pillar of Chaos was completely awake, violently throbbing like a demonic spear ready to pierce the nine heavens!

Drip~

A fresh wave of scalding Yin nectar shamelessly leaked into her thin lace panty. Visual confirmation of this monstrous weapon entirely bypassed all logical defenses.

Desperately ignoring her weeping valley, Aunt Valentina fiercely gathered her shattered pride.

Crossing her slender jade arms beneath her heaving jade melons, the matriarch actively pushed her cleavage upward to display supreme dominance.

Tilting her chin high, that signature, highly arrogant smirk returned. The glorious Teasing Empress persona was back!

"Did you truly think this aunt was completely defeated, you foolish junior?" she mocked with feigned confidence. "I am the undisputed Teasing Empress! Do you honestly believe a mere thirteen inches of flesh could make me wander freezing halls in search of relief?!"

Romeo simply crossed his arms and raised a single, skeptical eyebrow. Silence was his only reply, allowing the matriarch to dig her own hilarious grave.

"I was simply toying with your naive mortal mind!"

Taking a confident step forward, Valentina completely ignored the massive pool of wetness forming between her thighs.

"Acting a bit submissive earlier today was deliberate! Leaking a few drops of spiritual sweat was just a rigorous test of your Dao heart!"

A haughty, aristocratic laugh echoed as long, silky hair was flipped over a bare shoulder with supreme elegance.

"Admittedly, your little performance was entertaining! But now, this theatrical game is officially over!"

A perfectly manicured jade finger pointed directly at his chest.

"Drop the ridiculous demon king act, stupid nephew of mine! Put away that overly excited weapon and crawl right back to bed! This grandmaster has no free time to play dual-cultivation games with a greenhorn junior!"

The lie was so incredibly forced that a nine-colored heavenly tribulation lightning bolt striking her dead seemed entirely possible.

Internally, her spiritual sea screamed in unadulterated panic. Prayers went out to all the ancient gods for this flawless bluff to work.

Retreating to the bedroom was absolutely necessary before those trembling legs gave out entirely! 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Romeo stared at that haughty, smirking face for a long, heavy moment.

Then, a dark, utterly villainous grin split his handsome features. His glowing gaze slowly lowered to her bare feet, illuminating the undeniable evidence of this supreme lie.

"Fuu fuu fuu. Is that the absolute truth, my dear, dominant Teasing Empress?"

The deep, resonant chuckle made her voluptuous body violently shudder.

"If it was all an act... then why is a massive, glistening puddle of highly fragrant Yin essence currently ruining the ancient marble floorboards right between your feet?"

"That puddle?"

Valentina let out another incredibly forced, pitched laugh.

"That is simply the glorious aftermath of a profound dual-cultivation session with my highly energetic, expert husband!"

She gestured grandly toward the master bedroom doors.

"Uncle Roland thoroughly pounded this aunt all night long! My physical vessel is completely numb from his heavenly techniques! A greenhorn junior like you could never possibly understand the sheer stamina of a true Grandmaster!"

Internally, the matriarch prayed furiously to the heavens. Just a few short days ago, this crippled boy was a naive, stuttering fool.

Surely, some of that gullible mortal nature still remained! She desperately hoped he would buy this outrageous, universe-defying lie.

Romeo did not look convinced. His demonic smile only widened.

"Is my beautiful aunt truly satisfied?"

"Completely!" Valentina lied through her teeth. She actively suppressed a violent shudder under his predatory gaze. "I was thoroughly pounded! I cannot feel a single thing in my entire body! I am entirely numb to the mortal world!"

Romeo tapped his chin thoughtfully.

"So, if I were to apply my amateur touches right now... they would absolutely not work on you like the previous times?"

Valentina stubbornly shook her head, maintaining her haughty glare.

"Absolutely not! A tiny drop of water cannot possibly move a mountain that has already been crushed by a heavenly hammer!"

"Then shall we properly test this grand claim?"

Romeo whispered the challenge while taking a slow, deliberate step forward.

Valentina gulped heavily. The loud sound echoed in the silent corridor. "T-test what exactly?"

"I will simply do a few minor things to your physical vessel," Romeo explained casually. "If Uncle Roland truly pounded you as thoroughly as you proudly claim, then your numb body absolutely will not react to my lowly junior techniques."

Her chaotic brain went completely haywire. A desperate, highly degenerate plan rapidly formulated within her spiritual sea.

"Fine! But if this aunt wins... you shall become my personal, bound slave!"

She practically drooled internally at the thought. If she actually won this ridiculous bet, she could officially command this demonic nephew! She could freely use his massive thirteen-inch weapon whenever she pleased!

’Ahhh! What in the Nine Netherworlds am I saying?! I just need to win this and maintain my dignity!’ she mentally shrieked, forcefully slapping her own corrupt thoughts away.

However, before her grand victory plan could fully solidify, Romeo delivered a statement that completely shattered her remaining sanity.

"A fair wager," the young master chuckled darkly. "But if I win..."

"I-if you win?"

"If I win, my dear aunty, this bad boy is finally going to devour a seven-course heavenly empire meal."

He casually grabbed his own crotch. He deliberately highlighted the terrifying, throbbing monster actively trying to rip through his coarse pants.

"In simpler mortal terms, Aunt Valentina... this nephew is going to ruthlessly pound your dripping pussy until you completely pass out from supreme pleasure! I will pound your voluptuous slutty body so incredibly hard that you will instantly forget Uncle Roland even exists and beg to call this granddaddy your true supreme daddy!"

Valentina’s jaw dropped straight to the floorboards. Her breath hitched violently in her throat.

"Here are the absolute rules," Romeo declared with the finality of a heavenly decree. "You have exactly three chances, Aunty. If my junior techniques make you cum three times tonight, you completely lose the wager."

He leaned in close. His blistering hot breath brushed directly against her trembling, plump lips.

"Do you accept this supreme challenge?"