The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 94: Retaliation Plan_1

Returning from Hu Youyu’s home, Li Qing felt completely invigorated.

He was refreshed from tip to toe!

Yu Lan might have been petite, but her waist was slim, her hips were round, and especially her "down there" was exceptional.

Every time Li Qing calmed down, he couldn’t help but savor the aftertaste of their recent encounter.

It was truly delightful.

What a shame that such a beautiful and adorable flower was stuck on a pile of dog shit like Hu Youyu.

After the intense encounter with Yu Lan today, Li Qing suddenly thought that he might try it with his sister-in-law.

Han Mei claimed she could suck, but Yu Lan was also quite skilled at it.

But then Li Qing shook his head, realizing he couldn’t tell Han Mei that he had already tried it with the skillful Yu Lan, that he could resist the sucking.

After all, Han Mei only knew about his two times with Tian Yue’e.

If he told her about his time with Yu Lan, it would probably upset her deeply.

Alas, this matter... it seemed he had to play the long game.

Thinking this, Lin Qing sighed.

After lying at home for a while, Hu Wei came back in high spirits.

"Qingzi, here, your car keys."

He returned the keys to Li Qing, winking and saying, "My friend introduced me to another fun place today. They say every girl there is skilled, guaranteed to give you the time of your life. Are you in?"

"Go to hell!" Li Qing became irritated upon hearing this.

"I’m still nursing my wounds. Are you trying to get me killed?"

Hu Wei hurriedly explained, "No, it’s for real this time, I was serious last time too."

"This time, I guarantee my dad doesn’t know a thing, and I’ll cover all your expenses."

"I’m not going!" Li Qing flatly refused Hu Wei.

Once bitten, twice shy.

With the experience from last time, there was no way he’d consider such a thing again anytime soon.

Besides, wasn’t it comfortable with Yu Lan?

Only a fool would risk getting beaten to go to that kind of place!

Seeing that Li Qing remained uninterested no matter what, Hu Wei had no choice but to give up.

The last incident had left quite a scar on him as well.

He had intended to make it up to Li Qing, but it seemed he had to wait for another opportunity.

After Hu Wei left, Li Qing also got up to check out his new car.

Even though it was a second-hand vehicle, it was still like a brand new car to him.

Finally, his penniless family had a decent piece of machinery.

Just as Li Qing was trying out his car back and forth, Xue Lan, dressed in a short-sleeve shirt and wide-leg pants, suddenly came over to his place.

She circled around Li Qing’s new car and asked, "Where’d you get the car?"

"I put together some money with my sister-in-law to buy it. It’s not good to always borrow from others," Li Qing said with a smile.

Xue Lan clicked her tongue and sighed, "You’ve come up in the world, Qingzi. The car looks pretty good."

As she said this, she suddenly looked around sneakily and whispered, "Leave the door open for me tonight."

"Tonight?" Li Qing’s eyes lit up as he whispered back.

A shy blush appeared on Xue Lan’s face as she nodded gently.

"Alright, just make sure you come over," Li Qing said.

"Just you wait, I’ll make sure you won’t be able to stand by tonight," Yang Xuelan licked the corner of her mouth, her eyes glinting with a suggestive desire.

Li Qing and Yang Xuelan had been flirting back and forth several times, but never managed to take it any further.

Unexpectedly, tonight there seemed to be a chance.

After Yang Xuelan left, Li Qing packed up his things and slipped into the orchard.

He picked fruits until around five or six in the afternoon before he took a moment to call Han Mei to inquire about their sales at the market. The two women had been working their tails off to sell the ripe vegetables from the greenhouse early to help him out, taking more goods each day.

"There’s not much left; if things go smoothly, it’ll all be sold in less than an hour."

The voice on the phone was extremely noisy; Han Mei had to shout to be heard.

"Okay, don’t wait for the bus, sister-in-law. I’ll come up to town to pick you up later," Li Qing shouted back.

"Alright!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Qing worked for about half an hour more before he hopped onto his newly bought three-wheeled motorcycle and set off for the town.

Just as he left the village entrance, a small sedan came driving straight towards him.

The car window rolled down, revealing Hu Youyu’s disgusting old face, "Qingzi, why aren’t you dead yet?"

"You old bastard, when your grave’s overgrown with three-feet of grass, I’ll still be hopping around alive and well," Li Qing spat back viciously.

"You little brat, I advise you to tuck your tail and behave yourself, or I’m afraid the Li family might really end up without descendants to carry on the line," Hu Youyu said darkly.

"Old dog, I’ll kill you!"

Li Qing spat a mouthful of saliva right into Hu Youyu’s face and suddenly twisted the throttle, ramming his motorcycle towards Hu Youyu’s car.

"You little bastard, you’re looking for death!"

Hu Youyu cursed with a ferocious expression and suddenly hit the gas, speeding away into the distance.

From what was just said, Li Qing thought the man was about to pick a fight, but he actually ended up running away.

"You cowardly old dog, just you wait. I’ll make sure you suffer as much as I have, and not a bit less," Li Qing cursed fiercely, more determined than ever to get back at Hu Youyu.

He wouldn’t be able to swallow his anger until he made that bastard Hu Youyu unable to get off the ground for months.

As he mulled over how to give Hu Youyu a good thrashing, Li Qing drove towards the town.

In the blazing heat of the summer, early evening was the busiest and best time for business.

As the temperature cooled down, people emerged from their homes like groundhogs, forming groups to stroll around, escort their children for play, and shop for this and that.

Li Qing had just arrived at the entrance of the vegetable market when he saw Han Mei and Tian Yue’er wrapping up their stall.

The two statuesque beauties, attractive in their own right, certainly stood out among the middle-aged men and women in the market—a captivating sight indeed.

"Ladies, have you sold all your vegetables? What about yourselves? Are you for sale?"

Li Qing slowly drove up, whistled, and asked with a smirk.

"For sale!"

Upon seeing Li Qing, Tian Yue’er laughed and hopped beside him with a playful spirit, "Free of charge, just for you. Just be a bit gentle, but a little pain now and then is okay too."

Li Qing nearly spat blood on the spot.

In this bustling vegetable market, Tian Yue’er dared to utter such bold and provocative words.

"I’ll definitely make it painful for you tonight!" Li Qing whispered into Tian Yue’er’s ear.

"But I’ve already grown accustomed to your size; you’ll have to try much harder if you want to hurt me," Tian Yue’er’s mouth curved slightly as she threw Li Qing a seductive glance.

That electrifying look sent a subtle shiver through Li Qing.

This flirtatious energy was just too much to handle!