The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 89: Under-the-Table Shenanigans_1

Li Qing hadn’t expected Yu Baishuo to really dare, and quickly backed down to avoid her.

It was all just a joke, and Li Qing certainly didn’t dare to actually think about anything happening with this elegantly poised lady boss. 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮

Yu Baishuo also seemed a bit like she was pushing a duck onto a perch, seeing Li Qing dodge, she teased him a few times and then immediately gave up.

There were plenty of Wenguan Leaves yesterday, nearly four pounds’ worth.

Li Qing got his hands on one thousand five hundred and forty yuan.

Two consecutive days of breaking a thousand, this was something Li Qing had never even dared to dream of before.

However, the leaves of the Wenguan Tree couldn’t be plucked endlessly without ceasing.

They grew slowly, and the tender leaves were much fewer compared to other species, you could only pick so much from a single tree.

Otherwise, he really might have made a fortune out of this.

But after getting the money, Li Qing was still very happy on his way back to the village.

At this time, it wasn’t even midday yet.

He first went to the convenience store, planning to buy two packs of cigarettes.

He had borrowed someone’s tricycle several times, so giving two packs of cigarettes was a way of returning the favor.

In the neat and tidy convenience store, Auntie Caili was bending over, wiping the glass of the counter.

That plump behind caught Li Qing’s eye, and he suddenly felt a surge of heat in his heart.

Those dime novels often said things like a woman whose hips are wider than her shoulders can seduce even the celestial beings.

Auntie Caili and Tian Yue’e both had that kind of figure.

Round thighs, plump behind, the sight almost made it impossible to control oneself.

Li Qing swallowed his saliva quietly, but worried that Lame Uncle might be inside, he didn’t dare to act rashly and just coughed lightly.

At the sound, Auntie Caili turned her head and saw it was Li Qing, her eyes suddenly filled with a flirtatious light, "Looks like you really want to mess with me, you’ve been coming to my store quite a few times these days."

When he heard her provocative words, Li Qing knew that Lame Uncle must not be there.

He stepped forward, and his big hand landed on Auntie Caili’s plump behind, "I’ve been thinking about it so much I’m nearly going mad."

Auntie Caili didn’t resist, but her gaze nervously shifted to the window outside.

After Li Qing rubbed it a few times, she then turned and wriggled free, saying, "Don’t let others see in broad daylight, come over tonight."

"Tonight?" Li Qing was somewhat surprised, "Lame Uncle is still around, how would I dare to come over?"

"No worries, he definitely won’t be coming back tonight. I just heard him on the phone, those useless old fools are meeting up for mahjong again. When it gets late, I’ll call to check. Usually, they will have drinks after finishing mahjong," Caili said, bashfully, "If there’s any change, I’ll message you."

Having heard Auntie Caili say this, Li Qing’s mind was put at ease, "Alright, then I’ll wait for you."

"Take whatever you want to buy!"

Auntie Caili laughed and twisted her waist, bumping Li Qing with her plump behind.

Although nothing had happened yet, the woman’s flirtatiousness was already impossible to hide.

Li Qing paid for the cigarettes and then went to Han Mei’s place first, only to see the doors locked, so he turned back.

It seemed that Han Mei and Tian Yue’e hadn’t returned from selling vegetables.

After resting at home for a while and returning the tricycle, Li Qing grabbed a burlap sack and went into the orchard to continue picking Wenguan Leaves.

Close to noon, Han Mei called to ask Li Qing over for lunch.

Li Qing agreed, and seeing as it was about time for a break, he was pleased.

He weighed the leaves, roughly around two pounds, and felt joyful inside.

That was several hundred yuan right there.

Li Qing carefully laid out the Wenguan Leaves to dry at home, washed his face, and then went over to Han Mei’s place.

In the smoke-filled kitchen, two women were chatting merrily.

Seeing this scene, Li Qing smiled knowingly; it seemed his sister-in-law’s home hadn’t been as lively as it was now in a long time.

This kind of lively atmosphere was what he imagined life should be like.

"Perfect timing, come and eat!"

Just as Li Qing was about to enter, Tian Yue’e came out of the kitchen with dishes in hand.

"What’s the occasion today? Why such a feast?" Li Qing asked in surprise as he glanced at the dishes.

Tian Yue’e sneakily glanced toward the kitchen and teased, "Your sister-in-law was worried you’d worn yourself out on me, so she specially stewed some softshell turtle and also prepared a grass carp. She said she wanted to give you a good nourishment."

Li Qing couldn’t help but laugh and cry at the same time.

He had been with Tian Yue’e only twice; what was there to be tired about!

"Don’t listen to that flighty woman’s nonsense."

"We made a little money these past days, and things have gotten a bit better. We thought we’d treat ourselves to a good meal; it wasn’t specifically stewed for you."

At this point, Han Mei came out of the kitchen, explaining with a hint of shyness.

Tian Yue’e playfully nudged Li Qing with her shoulder and said, "That softshell turtle was specially prepared for men."

"That’s a terrapin!" Han Mei corrected loudly, glaring.

"It’s still a softshell turtle!" Tian Yue’e giggled, clearly sticking to her guns without accepting any rebuttals.

"Alright, have it your way, softshell turtle it is," conceded Han Mei with resignation. "But whether it’s for a man or not, this is something everyone can eat. It’s just a dish, after all."

Tian Yue’e, teasingly laughing, said to Li Qing, "Look at her, acting all proper."

"She made it specially for you. She even told me this morning that you had been hurt and needed to nourish yourself!"

"Think about how expensive that stuff is, yet combined, it doesn’t even make up two ounces of meat; it’s not even as good as having a chicken!"

Li Qing looked at Han Mei with a faint blush of shyness in her eyes and felt a warm feeling in his heart.

He believed Tian Yue’e’s words even more.

"Eat your food; if you keep running your mouth, you can go back to your own house for dinner." Han Mei shouted sternly.

"Let’s eat, let’s eat!" Tian Yue’e cheerfully set the table.

The three of them sat around the table in the courtyard, looking very much like a family.

Li Qing had just started to eat when a fair and delicate foot suddenly stretched out from under the table and rested on his thigh.

Li Qing looked up at Tian Yue’e.

But he saw her maintaining a serious demeanor, chatting with Han Mei about future plans while eating.

While Li Qing was puzzled, the delicate foot secretly moved to his crotch and started to gently rub.

A wave of emotion surged in Li Qing’s heart, and he began to stir down below.

He quietly extended his left hand under the table, sliding it along the soft and fair calf.

Tian Yue’e was sitting right beside him, with her legs elegantly crossed and her foot stretched out.

Li Qing didn’t need to move much to easily slide his hand onto Tian Yue’e’s thigh.

As his fingers caressed, Li Qing’s hand reached into the hot crevice that was palpable even from the outside.

"Mhm... cough cough."

Tian Yue’e let out an unnatural sound from her throat and hurriedly covered it with a cough.

Fortunately, Han Mei, focused on eating, didn’t notice.

Li Qing gently lifted the piece of thin, smooth fabric, and his fingers slowly slid inside...