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The Farm Girl's Charismatic Fortune-Chapter 379 - 375: Long Time No See
Chapter 379: Chapter 375: Long Time No See
Ruo Xuan observed Divine Lord Xuanyuan’s expression and realized that she had called out incorrectly. Although she and the Divine Lord had engaged in activities that could lead to procreation, with the Divine Lord Xuanyuan’s cultivation base, it was very difficult for him to have children.
She guessed he probably did not even know if it was possible for him to become a father in this lifetime.
So how could she possibly call out to her child’s father?
But she was originally a flower, and flowers, well, tend to nurture more life.
However, even flowers that have achieved immortality find it difficult to breed.
Ruo Xuan did not know if her half-completed cultivation would make it easier for her to breed or not?
Seeing her expression change unpredictably, Xuanyuan Que asked, "What are you thinking about?"
"Thinking about our child."
Xuanyuan Que: "..."
So she actually wanted to be a child’s mother?
It really didn’t seem like it!
Coming back to her senses, Ruo Xuan thought about the issue of addressing Divine Lord Xuanyuan. She had seen her fifth aunt wrap her arms around her fifth uncle’s neck and sweetly call him "my lord," causing her fifth uncle’s face to blush. He had even stealthily checked to see if anyone else was in the courtyard before leaning down to kiss her aunt on the lips.
Oh, her little auntie had also playfully said to her little uncle, "My dear husband, you are so naughty!"
Ruo Xuan also recalled several madams publicly addressing their husbands as "my lord" in front of others.
She had even overheard her own mother privately calling her father "Shui Ge."
A wife’s terms of endearment for her husband could vary greatly, right?
She wondered which one Divine Lord Xuanyuan would prefer.
Ruo Xuan decided to try them all!
Stepping forward on tiptoe, Ruo Xuan reached up to wrap her arms around Divine Lord Xuanyuan’s neck, widened her eyes, looked at his expression, and sweetly called out, "My lord?"
Ruo Xuan’s voice was very sweet, and her breath even sweeter.
It was like nectar, whose sweet taste only those who have tasted it would know.
With one call of "my lord," Xuanyuan Que couldn’t help but grasp her soft flower stem and lowered his head to steal the sweetness from within the flower’s core.
Stealing the nectar required time and a taste to savor thoroughly.
After the flower affair concluded, it was noon once more.
Thus, in the Cining Palace, the emperor and the Empress Dowager once again experienced a dialogue similar to before.
But there were slight differences.
After all, the emperor had eaten sweets to the point of feeling cloyed and wasn’t very hungry this time, but concerned that his elderly mother might be hungry, he said, "Empress Dowager, lunchtime has arrived, shall we have the meal served first?"
The Empress Dowager was indeed hungry this time, feeling as if she hadn’t eaten all day, but she still said, "If Your Majesty is hungry, have some pastries first."
Then the Empress Dowager pushed a group of cute goat and little white rabbit pastries in front of the emperor.
Feeling hungry, the Empress Dowager also ate two pieces.
Older people shouldn’t eat too many sweets, so she only had two.
The emperor was very particular about maintaining his health; he ate regularly and in fixed amounts every day. Since it was time to eat, he also had a few pieces even though he was not hungry.
Then the emperor realized that the Empress Dowager had made things far too sweet for Princess Wuyou!
So sweet that he felt like vomiting!
But as someone who was strict with himself, the emperor still ate a few pieces to fill his stomach.
For some reason, the emperor felt a bit bloated, as if he hadn’t digested the sweets and had eaten them all over again.
With a flick of an Immortal Technique, Xuanyuan Que helped them clean up and redress, and then he reversed time once more, bringing them back to early morning.
Divine Lord Xuanyuan, with his belly full, took the hand of a certain flower and walked towards the Cining Palace.
This time, they were early and on their way, they encountered Xuanyuan Jie and Gao Yan, the eighth prince and his princess, and the tenth prince and his princess, among a few other couples.
The Demon Lord was squatting on the eighth prince’s lap and, upon seeing Ruo Xuan and Xuanyuan Que, rolled his eyes at Xuanyuan Que in silent sarcasm, "To think the Divine Monarch of the Nine Heavens would be such a lustful person, reversing time several times just to satisfy his desires."
Although Ruo Xuan was a flower, she too felt embarrassed as if it were indeed quite absurd.
Xuanyuan Que looked at him indifferently, "You can hardly compare. Indiscriminate in your desires, and not just with one! Your offspring of pigs and dogs must fill at least eight or ten litters by now, right? But rest assured, pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese—you’ll have the chance to be their father for as long as I am in the mood to allow it!"
Demon Lord: "..."
I’m furious!
Thus, the Demon Lord Little White Dog stood up on the Eighth Prince’s body and began to bark frantically, "Woof, woof, woof..."
The Eighth Prince’s wife was startled and, fearing that she might injure the Eighth Prince, she hastily called to the palace attendants, "Quick, take Little White away."
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Angry, it barked furiously at the Eighth Prince’s wife.
It was but a minor incident. As long as no one was injured, no one would care about a dog.
Ruo Xuan suddenly felt relieved that the Demon Lord wasn’t as handsome as Divine Lord Xuanyuan; if she had tripped Divine Lord Xuanyuan instead, that truly would have been too dreadful!
She didn’t want to be transformed into pigs, dogs, cattle, and sheep in turn!
Sensing a change in the flowers, Xuanyuan Que tightened his grip on her hand.
Then Ruo Xuan remembered that she was now the wife of Divine Lord Xuanyuan. Who in the vast world wouldn’t respectfully address her as Madame Divine Lord?
With the vast world at her beck and call, whom should she fear?
She really wanted to go back to Ruoshui Riverbank to settle accounts with that rabbit spirit and the goat spirit!
Gao Yan came to Ruo Xuan’s side with joy, "Xuanbao, you look so beautiful today!"
Upon hearing this, Ruo Xuan smiled, "You are also very beautiful today!"
Xuanyuan Que, hearing this, glanced at Ruo Xuan.
The morning sun cast its light upon her peerless beauty, making her stunning looks seem neither demonic, flamboyant, nor vulgar.
And then Xuanyuan Que noticed that everyone else was looking at his flower.
He felt a desire to hide her beauty away.
But he knew that she was like a flower that loved being attractive.
The Eighth Prince’s wife couldn’t resist praising as well, "The Ninth Prince’s wife is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen."
Others couldn’t help but exclaim as well, "Truly, she is as lovely as an Immortal."
"Beautiful since childhood, stunning at every sight."
"Her beauty shines!"
Ruo Xuan’s smile never faded, surely the merit of Divine Lord Xuanyuan.
She wasn’t stingy with her compliments either, "You all look beautiful as well. The wife of the Eighth Prince is like a azalea, pure and elegant with a fragrant character. The wife of the Tenth Prince is like a rose, graceful and voluptuous. Jiaojiao is like a secluded orchid in a valley, noble and elegant, with a variety of charms..."
The others, lacking the confidence of Ruo Xuan and being much more modest, started to humbly deflect the compliments and then pointed out their own flaws.
Ruo Xuan then taught them how to mitigate those flaws.
The group of sisters-in-law made their chatty way to Cining Palace.
Their menfolk were much quieter by contrast, having not spoken a word the whole way.
Inside Cining Palace, the Empress Dowager, hearing the laughter, smiled, "At last they have arrived!"
The entire room agreed emphatically—it was truly such a long wait!
After speaking, the Empress Dowager laughed again, "Look at me, getting senile. It’s just the beginning of chen period, and here I feel like I’ve been waiting a whole day!"
The Emperor: "..."
Indeed! He had just come from the morning court not long ago; why did it feel like he had been waiting an entire day?
Could it be that he was starting to become senile?
Others were also puzzled. Indeed, they hadn’t waited for long; why did it feel like an entire day?
Quite strange!
After the couples finished the tea ceremony according to their lineage and seniority,
the Empress Dowager ordered an early meal to be served and kept them to dine together.
Ruo Xuan hadn’t eaten all day and eagerly ate the pastries, but apart from the two of them, no one else seemed to have an appetite!
Especially the Emperor, who felt nauseated at the sight of Ruo Xuan eating rabbit pastries, as if he was going to vomit!
The Emperor became alarmed, certain that it must be due to overexertion recently. He decided to set aside state affairs, leave them to the Crown Prince, and go out for a walk!