The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort-Chapter 283: The Contamination (4) The Monster Food

Estella’s wide eyes were fixed on the makeshift cooking setup that Mikhailis had thrown together from salvaged materials and their sparse rations. A small pot bubbled over a controlled flame, releasing a tantalizing aroma that drifted across the camp. She opened her mouth, closed it, and then finally managed to mutter.

"I can’t believe this. It actually smells… great." Her disbelief was palpable.

The rest of the group slowly gathered, their curiosity outweighing their initial revulsion. Even Cerys, who had spent the better part of the last hour silently glaring at the grotesque remains Mikhailis had dissected, stepped closer. She stopped just short of the range of the drifting steam, her arms crossed tightly.

"What are you doing?" Vyrelda’s voice cut through the tentative silence as she eyed the bubbling pot with suspicion.

Mikhailis looked up, a smirk playing on his lips. Find your next read at novelbuddy

"Preparing dinner. Or as I like to call it, survival stew." He adjusted his glasses, his movements smooth and unhurried.

"Don’t worry, I’ve neutralized all the nasty bits."

"Neutralized?" Lira asked, her dark eyes narrowing. She stepped closer, her black ponytail swaying elegantly as she moved.

"What exactly does that mean?"

"Simple," Mikhailis replied, holding up a ladle and stirring the pot with exaggerated flair.

"You boil the tissue with just the right herbs to draw out impurities, hit it with high heat to obliterate anything unpleasant, and then spice it up to mask the… unique scent." He sniffed the steam with exaggerated delight. "Perfectly safe."

"Perfectly safe?" Estella’s voice pitched upward as she stared at the concoction.

"That’s what you’re going with?"

"Oh, ye of little faith," Mikhailis said with a mock sigh. His hands moved deftly, tossing in dried herbs from their ration supplies, a pinch of ground spice, and a handful of dried berries for added flavor. He glanced at the faint overlay of data projected by his glasses.

Rodion, always the perfectionist, Mikhailis thought, hiding a smirk as he adjusted the flame slightly.

"Why does it smell… edible?" Cerys asked, her voice hesitant. Her green eyes flicked to the pot, then to Mikhailis.

"It shouldn’t smell this good."

"Because," Mikhailis replied, holding up a finger like a teacher explaining to a particularly slow student, "it’s not just about survival; it’s about making survival enjoyable. There’s a difference."

Lira folded her arms, her elegant composure slipping for just a moment as her nose caught the scent wafting from the pot.

"You expect us to eat that?"

Mikhailis’ smirk widened.

"I don’t expect anything. But when your stomach growls louder than Cerys’ sword swings, you’ll come around."

Cerys’ glare deepened, though she didn’t bother refuting him. Her stomach had betrayed her once already, and she wasn’t about to let it happen again.

As the minutes ticked by, Mikhailis moved with an air of practiced ease, his tone shifting between casual commentary and playful jabs. He stirred the pot with one hand while the other gestured animatedly, as though addressing a classroom full of eager students.

"Cooking isn’t just about tossing things into a pot and hoping for the best," he began, his voice taking on a mock-professorial tone. "It’s about understanding how each element interacts. Take this broth, for example—notice how the color has deepened from a pale gray to this rich, golden brown? That’s the herbs doing their job, drawing out impurities and balancing the natural oils in the meat."

He leaned in, inhaling deeply and letting out a satisfied sigh. "And the steam… See how it carries both herbal and meaty notes? That’s harmony, my friends. The sign of a stew that’s about to become legendary."

Lira, standing a cautious distance away, crossed her arms. "Legendary for what, exactly? Giving us food poisoning?"

Mikhailis shot her a grin, undeterred. "Ah, my dear Lira, your lack of faith wounds me." He gave the pot a dramatic stir, causing the bubbling liquid to swirl. "But worry not. With my genius and a little help…" His glasses glinted faintly as Rodion’s voice chimed in.

<Current broth composition achieving 87% toxin neutralization. Recommend maintaining heat for an additional three minutes to ensure complete purification. Herb concentration slightly imbalanced. Suggest adding two leaves of dried valerian root to stabilize bitterness.>

Mikhailis nodded subtly, reaching into a small pouch he had tied to his belt. From it, he pulled out a few withered leaves, their edges curling with age. "Valerian root," he announced, holding the leaves aloft as though presenting a trophy.

"A natural bittering agent, perfect for smoothing out harsher notes in monster meat." He crumbled the leaves into the pot with precision, the faint aroma of earth and spice mixing with the broth.

"Wait," Estella interrupted, her brow furrowing. "Where did you even get valerian root?"

Mikhailis waggled his finger. "A magician never reveals his secrets."

<Correction: Herb sourced from emergency ration pouch provided by Queen Elowen. Inventory depleted by 42%.>

Mikhailis’s smirk twitched slightly.

Rodion, you’re going to ruin the mystique.

Estella rolled her eyes. "Great. We’re down to rationing rations."

Ignoring her, Mikhailis moved on to his next ingredient—a small vial of pepper extract. He unscrewed the lid carefully, the sharp, fiery scent immediately cutting through the air.

"And here we have the pièce de résistance," he declared.

"Just three drops of this baby, and you’ll be dreaming of feasts fit for royalty."

<Reminder: Excess usage may result in temporary respiratory irritation. Apply with caution.>

Mikhailis tipped the vial over the pot, counting each drop aloud with dramatic flair.

"One… two… three! And not a drop more, lest we risk turning this stew into a battlefield."

Vyrelda raised an eyebrow.

"You’re making this sound like some kind of alchemical experiment."

He chuckled, stirring the pot once more.

"Cooking is alchemy, Vyrellda. The noble art of transformation. Turning poison into pleasure. Hunger into happiness."

Cerys, who had been silent until now, leaned in slightly.

"And what’s the meat, exactly? You’ve been suspiciously vague about that part."

Mikhailis glanced at her, his smirk deepening.

"Let’s just call it an experiment in culinary diplomacy."

<Monster-derived tissue, classified as neutral edible, harvested from corrupted direwolf and reconstituted through heat treatment. Nutritional value moderate; toxin levels reduced to safe thresholds.>

Lira’s expression tightened.

"Translation: we’re eating monster meat."

"Don’t knock it till you try it," Mikhailis quipped, lifting a ladle of the stew and letting the rich broth pour back into the pot. The liquid shimmered faintly in the firelight, its surface dotted with tender chunks of meat and floating herbs.

<Final step: Add crushed dried juniper berries for a subtle sweetness. Estimated enhancement to flavor profile: 15%.>

"Juniper berries," Mikhailis muttered, reaching for another pouch. He crushed a handful between his fingers, the tiny seeds releasing a fragrant burst of pine and fruit. As he sprinkled them into the pot, the aroma shifted, taking on an almost festive quality.

Estella sniffed the air, her expression softening despite herself.

"Okay, I hate to admit it, but that smells… really good."

Mikhailis gave her a mock bow.

"Your approval means the world, my dear merchant."

He stepped back, surveying his work with a satisfied nod.

"And now, the pièce de résistance is ready to shine. Dinner is served!"

The pot’s contents glistened in the firelight as he ladled the stew into makeshift bowls. The steam curled upward, carrying the tantalizing scent of perfectly blended spices and rich, savory broth. The group exchanged hesitant glances, their skepticism slowly giving way to reluctant curiosity.

"This better not kill us," Cerys muttered, reaching for a bowl.

"Trust me," Mikhailis said with a wink, "you’ll thank me later."

The pot’s contents, now plated in small bowls, looked surprisingly appetizing. The stew was rich and inviting, with tender chunks of meat floating amidst a flavorful broth. The aroma was enough to make even the most skeptical among them hesitate.

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Cerys’ stomach growled again, loud and insistent. Her face reddened as she muttered, "Fine. Let’s get this over with."

One by one, the group took cautious bites. The shift in their expressions was almost comical—from wary skepticism to wide-eyed astonishment.

"It’s… delicious," Vyrelda admitted begrudgingly, her tone both surprised and impressed. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, her usual scowl momentarily replaced by a look of satisfaction.

Lira tried to maintain her composed demeanor but couldn’t hide the faint smile tugging at her lips.

"This shouldn’t taste this good. It’s unnatural."

Estella took another bite, her initial hesitation giving way to enthusiasm.

"This is better than anything I’ve had in weeks," she said, her voice muffled by a mouthful of stew.

Even Cerys, who had approached the meal with the most reluctance, eventually conceded.

"Fine. It’s edible. More than edible."

Mikhailis leaned back, watching them with a faint smile. Satisfaction flickered across his face as he noted their reactions.

They might doubt me, but they’ll trust their taste buds.

<Observation: Enhanced morale detected. Nutritional efficiency optimized. Group cohesion improved by 23%.>

Mikhailis chuckled under his breath, his voice low enough that only he could hear.

"Not bad for monster stew."

The group settled around the fire, the earlier tension easing as they finished their bowls. Lira’s gaze lingered on Mikhailis, her dark eyes filled with a mix of curiosity and something softer.

"You always have a trick up your sleeve, don’t you?"

He shrugged, his smirk widening.

"What can I say? I’m full of surprises."

Cerys leaned back, her red ponytail brushing against her armor as she studied him.

"You’re an odd one, Mikhailis. But… I’ll give you this. You’ve got a knack for keeping us alive."

"High praise from the Lone Wolf," Mikhailis quipped, earning a rare, faint smile from her.

Lira’s voice cut through the warm atmosphere, her tone calm but pointed.

"Didn’t we already buy food ingredients from the village before?"

Mikhailis froze for a moment, his smirk faltering as he avoided her gaze.

Ah, details, details. He coughed lightly, quickly recovering his usual playful demeanor.

"Well, those ingredients didn’t have the… unique charm of this stew, now did they?"

Lira raised an eyebrow but said nothing, her lips curving into a small, knowing smile. The group’s laughter carried through the misty night, a brief reprieve from the weight of the unknown dangers still lurking beyond their camp.