The Days of Being the Richest Man in the Ninja World-Chapter 340. Amusement Park = Love?

Chapter 340. Amusement Park = Love?

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While children and adults were happily playing around...

Over here.

As Yuto strolled around, he spotted Jiraiya, who had also come to the amusement park, and said in surprise, "You still haven't left the village?"

"Why does it feel like you're really eager for me to leave?" Jiraiya eyed him suspiciously.

He was holding two cups of water in his hands, looking like some simp buying drinks for his goddess!

Of course.

He outright rejected the label of "simp." After all, he wasn't just simping for Tsunade—it's just that he simped for her the hardest.

Therefore, as the dream of countless young women, how could he be called a simp?!

Having said that, he looked around in disappointment and shook his head, "What's the point of this amusement park of yours? Those people just sit there screaming their heads off, and after one ride, they get nothing. The stuff inside is expensive too—might as well stay in the village and play a few rounds of mahjong!"

"Excitement! Excitement! Do you understand?"

"What's so exciting about this? Heh~, if you want excitement..." Jiraiya smirked suggestively and nudged Yuto with his shoulder. "Just tell this sage! After years of research across the Ninja World, I can personally teach you what real excitement is!"

"Ugh! You pervert! I'm not that kind of person! Talk to me about this later!" Yuto harshly scolded the lecherous sage in front of him, then rolled his eyes helplessly. "Do you know why Tsunade has been rejecting you all these years?"

"Because I'm too outstanding?"

"..."

Where's your shame?

Yuto stared at the shameless Jiraiya with a black face. After taking a deep breath, he said seriously, "Do you know about the suspension bridge effect?" Looking at Jiraiya, who was suddenly curious in front of him, he hurriedly continued, "The so-called suspension bridge effect is when people are in danger, their hearts race uncontrollably, their breathing quickens..."

His voice was calm.

As he spoke... Jiraiya, who had initially been dismissive, suddenly became serious. He even dropped the water in his hands, pulled out a pen and paper, and hastily jotted down every word of Yuto-sensei's wisdom. "And then?"

"This creates a false sense of excitement, fostering romantic tension between two people. The reason you've always failed... is because you've never made Tsunade's heart race, not even for a moment!" Yuto sighed emotionally and pointed at the roller coaster, which was practically a blur from speed. "That's why I recreated this dangerous environment in Yuto Amusement Park."

Then, he pointed at a couple hugging nearby, the man comforting the woman.

Girl: Oh, oh, oh, so scary!

Guy: It's okay! It's okay! Baby! I'll protect you!

Yuto shuddered. "See? The girl gets scared and seeks a sense of security. Haven't you noticed how many couples are hugging around here?"

Hearing this.

Jiraiya suddenly nodded in enlightenment, as if he had grasped some profound truth. "I see! Creating a dangerous atmosphere can trigger feelings of excitement! Got it! Got it! No wonder you have so many girlfriends, Yuto!"

"Nonsense! They're all just ordinary friendships!" Yuto shook his head righteously. "Everything online is fake! Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors!"

"Understood! Understood!" Jiraiya chuckled, winking, then bent down to pick up the water. With a serious expression, he said, "Tsunade's been waiting for me for a while now. She must be thirsty—she's counting on my water! I'll head over first!"

Next.

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[Listening to your words is worth ten years of study! All these years of research... I've wasted them!]

Meanwhile, Yuto... smiled and waved as he watched Jiraiya leave, not turning back until he had completely disappeared, then shook his head with a sigh, muttering to himself, "Good luck!"

Then.

Shaking his head, he turned and continued walking.

Who was Tsunade, after all?

A strong, independent woman!

After so many years of war, what hadn't she experienced? How could she possibly be scared of amusement park rides?!

He guessed she would only have fun, not be afraid!

So, this trick only worked on whiny girls—for Tsunade, it was probably useless!

He was about to keep walking, hoping to find Konan somewhere.

Suddenly.

He stopped again, staring in surprise at a masked couple with yellow and red hair eating ice cream not far away. His lips twitched. "This guy said the village had too much work, that as Hokage he couldn't leave, that he couldn't bring Naruto to play... yet here he is, ditching his kid to sneak out to play with his wife!"

Of course.

After silently condemning him in his heart, he decided not to bother them.

This time, he wouldn't interrupt their little date.

...

"Minato, what's wrong?" Kushina noticed Minato looking behind them and turned curiously. "What are you looking at?"

"Oh~, nothing!" Minato snapped out of it and smiled. "There's a cotton candy stand up ahead. Want to try it?"

Hearing this.

Kushina spotted it too, especially the creatively shaped cotton candy, and immediately grew more interested. She marched over energetically. "Let's go! Let's try it!"

However.

After a few steps... she paused again, hesitating. "Is it really okay for us to lie to Naruto and sneak out like this? What if he gets mad?"

"Don't worry!" Minato patted his chest confidently. "Naruto has his own friends now! He's grown up—he'll have fun with them! He'll understand!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Okay! Then let's keep going!" Kushina perked up again, looking around excitedly. "These things Yuto made... they're pretty fun! Come on! After buying some, let's try the other rides!"

"Wait! Don't walk so fast!"

Minato sighed at Kushina's usual carefree energy and hurried after her.

Yet.

After a few more steps, Kushina stopped again. "What's wrong? Missing Naruto again?"

Of course.

Kushina was a mother now~

She was bound to worry about her child!

"No! No!" Kushina shook her head, then quietly pulled Minato aside, crouching down and pointing ahead with curious eyes. "Isn't that Obito? He actually brought a girl here to play?!"

Hearing this.

"???"

Minato was stunned and quickly looked up.

Sure enough.

Right in front of them... standing in line at the cotton candy stall.

There was Obito—looking proud and accompanied by a girl!!!

Minato froze for a moment, then slowly smiled warmly, "That girl from Kumogakure?"

It seemed that—

He really didn't need to worry anymore!

...

At this moment.

Armed with Yuto's flirting theory, Jiraiya handed the water to Tsunade and immediately dragged her off to find the most thrilling ride.

No question about it!

The giant pendulum roller coaster—the universally acknowledged most extreme ride—was a must-try!

"How boring!" Tsunade rolled her eyes at Jiraiya, who had inexplicably pulled her onto the roller coaster after buying water. "What's so fun about this? I just came to look around out of curiosity!"

She had planned to explore other areas but got dragged here instead.

"Since we're already here!" Jiraiya chuckled. "Might as well give it a shot!"

Next...

Would his love story finally begin?

At this thought, Jiraiya shuddered with excitement, then gazed at Tsunade with deep affection. "Don't worry! No matter what happens later, I'll protect you!"

"???"

Is this guy out of his mind?

Tsunade's face darkened as she stared at Jiraiya's disgustingly earnest expression. Just as she was about to say something—

"Please fasten your seatbelts. We're about to begin!"

The announcement blared.

Then.

Clatter! Clatter!

The ride started moving!

In the blink of an eye, the speed skyrocketed, plunging into a steep drop with relentless acceleration. Screams erupted all around.

Tsunade froze for a second, then—like the other riders—cheered along!

Her long hair whipped wildly in the wind.

A strange feeling surged in her chest...

This is awesome!

She hadn't felt this exhilarated in ages!

Her pent-up frustration seemed to melt away!

Meanwhile, Jiraiya, tense and dizzy from the violent swings, perked up when he heard Tsunade's [scream]. Braving the wind, he mustered his most soulful voice. "I'll—"

"Ahhhhh~" Interrupted!

"Tsunade, don't be afraid, I—"

"Ahhhh~" Cut off again, followed by her shouting, "What did you say?"

"I said—" Jiraiya took a deep breath. [Damn! Why did Yuto make this thing so fast?! Let me finish my line!]

Though the speed and wind were crushing his lungs, he gritted his teeth and yelled, "I'll pro—"

But—

Before he could finish—

Suddenly—

Tsunade, pumped up, threw her hands in the air.

And then, Jiraiya, sitting beside her...

"Thwack!!!"

Took a fist to the gut, doubling over as his eyes nearly popped out.

Then.

A sudden, violent tailspin!

Jiraiya's face turned green.

"Ahhhhh~"

His screams joined the chorus.

Everyone.

Right now.

Was lost in the heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled excitement of the roller coaster!

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