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The CEO's Substitute Ex-Wife-Chapter 460: Wives, Girlfriends, and Games
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* Little White, have you ever performed?
*UnparalleledInTheWorld:* You men, opening your mouths about sex—do you ever consider the only woman present?
*FutureWifeIsAnIdiot:* They don’t see you as a woman. Be good, don’t be sad. *I* see you as a woman.
The group chatted for a while, and then Mo Xiaobai suddenly went quiet. Usually, Little White was the most talkative one in the game, but now he wasn’t speaking, and... his mighty hero in the game was being butchered piece by piece, utterly unrecognizable. He made no effort to recover.
His health quickly drained away.
Mo Yao gave him a lot of health potions, but nothing could save his life. The one cutting him down was none other than *WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth*, and he was doing it with a knife, slice by slice... a kind of slow, excruciating death...
It was incredibly messed up.
Everyone silently mourned for Little White. *FutureWifeIsAnIdiot:* Big Cousin, did you hack Mo Xiaobai?
This was the only explanation for why Mo Xiaobai suddenly fell silent and stood there, letting himself be cut. Other than being hacked, what else could explain it? The only person present who could hack Little White was Ye Ningyuan.
*Too* messed up...
Seriously messed up.
He had quietly taken out Little White without a word.
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* He probably just disconnected.
Everyone rolled their eyes at that. *UnparalleledInTheWorld:* That proves one thing: you can say anything about a man, except that he can’t perform.
The men unanimously agreed.
*LittleWhiteIsTheTop:* Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! ... Big Cousin, you hacked me! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! It took me two months to level up! Aaaah!
Everyone collectively mourned again.
Wushuang leaned against Kaka, playing the game, chatting and laughing with him. *FutureWifeIsAnIdiot:* How did Fumo’s surgery go?
*LittleWhiteIsTheTop:* It’s obvious there’s an illicit affair going on. So concerned about Little Cousin. Kaka, Little Cousin’s heart is shattered. He’s a walking corpse, in agonizing pain, wishing for death...
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* The surgery was successful, and he’s recovering. There are no major physical problems. As for his mood... Fumo has never had much of a mood.
*ZhouMuhan:* Should a few of us form a group to visit and console him?
*LittleBrotherOfLittleWhite:* I agree!
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* I don’t think he’s in the mood to entertain you right now. Come over if you’re not afraid of getting beaten up.
...
*FutureWifeIsAnIdiot:* Fumo’s love life is a real roller coaster. I should never have abandoned Fumo in the first place. I truly am the best for him.
*UnparalleledInTheWorld:* ...
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* Which one of your wives is an idiot?
Ye Ningyuan hadn’t played the game in a long time, and he found Kaka’s changed name to be amusing, so he casually asked.
*LittleWhiteIsTheTop:* Damn it, Kaka, how many wives do you have?
*FutureWifeIsAnIdiot:* A man can never have too many wives.
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* My wife is watching. Don’t drag me into this.
*MoYaoIsTheEmperor:* Don’t drag me into this either.
*LittleWhiteIsTheTop:* I think if I type one more line of text, I’ll be hacked a second time, so... you know the deal.
*LittleBrotherOfLittleWhite:* ...My condolences.
*WifeIsBiggerThanHeavenAndEarth:* Do you think you won’t get hacked if you don’t type it out?
*LittleWhiteIsTheTop:* Big Cousin’s Wife, my irresistibly charming Big Cousin’s Wife, save me! Please don’t let Big Cousin hack me. Do you know how hard it is for me to get online? Waaah...
*UnparalleledInTheWorld:* ...
Typing a line of ellipses to show she was speechless, Wushuang looked sideways at Kaka. "Little Kaka, how many wives have you entertained?"
Every time Wushuang used the name "Little Kaka," it carried a hint of seductiveness.
Kaka smiled faintly, completely composed. "How many boyfriends do *you* have?"
"Who keeps track!"
"I don’t either," Kaka said. Wushuang immediately called him treacherous, implying he had as many women as she had men.
The group chatted for a while longer. Perhaps Xu Nuo really did speak up, because Mo Xiaobai wasn’t hacked again. 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦
Kaka went to the bathroom. Wushuang was playing the game alone, chatting, and having a great time. The phone on Kaka’s bedside table rang. Wushuang instinctively picked it up. "Hello..."
There was a pause, and then a soft voice replied, "Sorry, I have the wrong number."
Wushuang frowned, about to say, *no, you don’t.* That was Fang Jiaqi’s voice. *How interesting.* Wushuang smiled faintly, said nothing, and hung up. She hadn’t met Fang Jiaqi many times, mostly in Rome. Kaka had taken her to Rome several times. Her impression of Fang Jiaqi was neither good nor bad, like a casual acquaintance. If it weren’t for Kaka, they would have no reason to interact.
It wasn’t surprising that Fang Jiaqi didn’t recognize her voice. But, in another way, she was incredibly trusting of Kaka. She called the phone in Kaka’s room, and the moment a woman answered, she immediately hung up and claimed it was the wrong number.
A cold smile surfaced on Wushuang’s lips. It seemed Fang Jiaqi was indeed very trusting of Kaka, claiming a mistake as soon as a woman answered.
Did she know that Kaka had been ambiguously intimate with her for all these years? They had done almost everything a man and woman could do together.
The phone rang again. This time there was a long pause between the calls. Wushuang guessed that Fang Jiaqi must have verified the number and was calling again, having confirmed the previous number was correct.
She didn’t answer the phone. After a few rings, Kaka came out.
"Why didn’t you answer?"
"I made a mistake. You answer it," Wushuang said, shrugging. She picked up his tablet and continued the game. Kaka took the phone. "Jiaqi?"
He glanced back at Wushuang, then reached out to take her hand.
Wushuang pulled her hand away and continued to play the game.
"Did you have a good time in Norway?" Kaka asked with a smile. His fingers searched for something he wanted to look up on the web. He was multitasking, paying attention to Wushuang’s expression while talking. He wasn’t hiding anything from Wushuang.
Wushuang pretended not to notice. Kaka and Fang Jiaqi talked happily. Fang Jiaqi asked, "I just called, and a woman answered. It didn’t sound like Vermilion Bird’s voice. Who was it?"
The phone’s speaker had a slight issue, but Wushuang could hear Fang Jiaqi’s voice. The two of them were chatting very pleasantly. Fang Jiaqi was on a trip to Norway and was telling him all about it. When she suddenly asked about the phone call, Wushuang secretly laughed. *A woman really couldn’t hold back.* She couldn’t resist asking after only a few sentences.
She had expected Kaka to say it was the wrong number, but Kaka smiled and said, "**That was Wushuang. She’s here with me.**"







