The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life-Chapter 455: So picky! You deserve to be single!

Li Chunhua just remembered that because Miss Bai only resorted to trading items, she was rolling in copper coins.

Isn’t this a good chance to earn her favor and be friends?

"Miss Bai, if you don’t mind, I’ll help you tend the fire so you won’t get hurt again. You don’t need to look for firewood—I have lots of it! You can just pay me with copper coins."

"If you are in need of ingredients, I can sell them to you for copper coins too!" There’s extra rice and ordinary crops in her inventory.

"There’s also water. It’s very refreshing, and you won’t regret buying it!"

Unfortunately, the other side seemed to be aiming for a different position and wearing rose-tinted glasses.

Aiya, is Sir Lin Chun flirting with me?

In the midst of Meiren’s admiration, she noticed her hand suddenly enveloped by a warm current.

When she looked down, the Lin Chun’s hands holding hers were gone—and so was the burn wound.

She raised her head, only to find Sir Lin Chun had been pulled away by Miss Long.

Sir Lin Chun, come back!

Lin Chun was the temporary name given by Chunhua.

"I have bronze-grade weapons too..." Chunhua couldn’t continue her pitching.

Haoran pulled Chunhua away before she could begin selling herself.

"Xiao H... Chun, Miss Bai’s injury is superficial. I already cured her with a bandage. It should be enough. We shouldn’t disturb her cooking anymore." Haoran stood in front of Chunhua, blocking Bai Meiren’s view as he said this.

Haoran’s words made Chunhua remember her original purpose.

She took the opportunity to steal a glance. When the original female lead didn’t have that longing gaze anymore, she was relieved.

If Meiren really confessed on the spot, an argument had broken out, and she tried to take A’ran away, Chunhua would have had to participate in a tug-of-war.

Not to mention her summons...

The face-obsessed Little Mantou, who liked eating and admiring beautiful people all day, would have used the technique "thousand face paws" on Miss Bai too.

And the gluttonous little ginseng...

Chunhua stopped thinking further.

But she wanted to make business!

Though, it seems like she would need to find another time for it.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Bai Meiren naturally was dissatisfied.

My pretty boy moment! This big sister wanted to use her beauty card to charm Sir Lin Chun, but Miss Long foiled her plans!

"What are you doing so close to Miss Bai and selling her things?" Haoran’s expression was like someone watching his favorite vendor sell goods to a stranger. Their distance is so close that others would mistake you two for flirting.

"Oh, that. I wanted to make friends with her. She seems strong. In the future, we might need allies," Chunhua answered.

Her answer made the man satisfied. The cold air around him vanished.

Haoran was about to return to cooking when he saw a shadow in the corner of his eyes.

He turned back and asked Chunhua again, "What do you think of Miss Bai?"

Chunhua answered, "A friend or even a business partner."

Extremely satisfied, Haoran planted a quick kiss on her cheek. "Good. I’ll make egg puddings later." His eyes inadvertently glazed past Chunhua’s shoulder before a small smile crept onto his lips.

"Really?" Chunhua was excited and reciprocated his small kiss. "Can you put fruits on the sugar glaze on top, or can you make other flavored puddings too?" They had collected a lot of fruits, and she wanted to try other kinds of desserts.

Haoran was startled by her initiative but still nodded. "Can." The small smile on his lips became even more noticeable as he stared in a certain direction.

Meiren, who was fed dog food: ( ´ཀ` )

Her knees became weak and buckled on the ground.

One could hear the notification: KO.

"Leader!" Ning Bo, Choi Zimo, and Aaron quickly came to her aid. "What happened to you?"

Meiren didn’t have the strength to answer. It fucking hurt! Her spring hadn’t even started, and she was already friend-zoned! Damn! It was so painful!

Hearing the noises, Chunhua turned around and was startled to see Meiren looking at her with tears.

Chunhua: Did I do something wrong?

Meiren saw Lin Chun staring at her and couldn’t stop the tears anymore.

It was a full-blown cinematic tragedy, complete with sobs, sniffles, and dramatic sniff-snorts that sounded like a dying seal. It was all directed at Chunhua.

"Wahh!" (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

Chunhua was confused. Why did she feel like she had committed some kind of crime?

Little Mantou also sensed Miss Bai’s stare and asked his master, "Master, why is that female looking at you like you stole her food?"

Chunhua: "I don’t know." She couldn’t remember where she had offended the female lead.

The one who knew, Haoran, only remained silent. Never expected it would end in an instant victory.

Ning Bo, Choi Zimo, and Aaron tried to comfort Meiren: "Leader, it’s just a guy. Stop crying. You will meet plenty later. Don’t let a minor loss or small matter make you give up something much greater!"

"Right, in the future you can have a Little One, Little Two, and even a Little Three..."

"We can even help you kidnap them to the bridal chambers!"

"Shut up! Even if you took me flying later, I would not be able to find another Lin Chun!" Meiren was bitter and regretful.

"Wahh!" (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠) Her crying only intensified.

The three couldn’t understand why their leader was so obsessed with Lin Chun, whom she had just met. They could understand he was their benefactor, but it shouldn’t be enough to captivate their leader to this point.

It was only when their leader explained that the truth came out.

Her love life was a curse. She was a scumbag magnet. Every single guy she dated was a scum: playboys, narcissists, cheaters, commitment-phobes, liars, or ghosters. She was tired of meeting scumbags, so she visited every temple and burned incense, hoping to wash away this curse.

Maybe the heavens took pity on her and actually gave her the ability to detect scumbags at a single glance.

But before she could use it, she was transported here!

And somehow, the number of scumbags had increased!

She thought it would end and didn’t expect to meet Lin Chun. At just one glance, she could tell he was the purest man she had ever met. It was like looking at a piece of clear glass!

But alas... he was taken.

"Wahh!" (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

What a tragedy!

The three covered their faces and stepped away from their leader out of embarrassment.

Hold on, if she could tell who were scumbags at a glance, what about them?

Meiren took a two-second break from crying and explained, "Your faces are not this sister’s type."

The three: So picky! You deserve to be single! (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻