Taming the Beast World with a Frying Pan-Chapter 20: The Fog vs the Frying Pan

Ren stood on the porch, staring at the empty trail where her white tiger had just disappeared, taking her sense of security with him.

"That absolute turnip," Ren hissed, gripping the porch railing. "He actually left."

"Alpha Female?"

Ren looked down. Bark, the Scout Leader, pressed his side against her leg, trembling. Without Kael’s huge, intimidating presence, the wolves seemed less like an army and more like stray dogs caught in a thunderstorm.

"We are few," Bark whined, his ears pinned back. "The Tiger King took the heavy hitters. We only have... the biters."

"Biters are fine, Bark. We just need to hold the fort." Ren forced a confidence she didn’t feel into her voice. She walked down the steps, her boots crunching on the gravel. "Everyone, defensive positions! Eyes on the treeline!"

She marched to the center of the clearing, near her bubbling pot of bamboo brine. The sun dipped below the canopy, turning the sky shades of purple and orange.

Then, the wind shifted.

The air didn’t move. A thick, damp heaviness settled over the clearing.

Ren wrinkled her nose.

Sniff.

"Ugh," she gagged. "What is that? It smells like a funeral home in a sewer."

[System Notification: Master Chef Nose Activated.] [Analyzing Scent Profile...] [Top Notes: Stagnant Water. Middle Notes: Rotting Orchids. Base Notes: High-Grade Neurotoxin.]

"Neurotoxin?" Ren froze.

She spun toward the South—the side facing the Black Swamp.

It was beautiful, but dangerous. A wall of silver-gray mist rolled out of the jungle. Instead of floating on the wind, it crept along the ground, sliding over the roots of the ironwood trees and pouring into the defensive trench Ren had spent all day building, like dry ice at a bad concert.

"Fog!" a young wolf yipped happily from the cabin doorway. "Look! The clouds fell down!"

"That’s not a cloud! That’s a chemical weapon!" Ren screamed. "Get inside! Bark! Seal the cabin! Shut the windows!"

"But... it smells sweet," Bark murmured, his eyelids drooping slightly. He took a deep breath. "Like... flowers..."

"Don’t sniff the flowers!" Ren grabbed the bucket of water she used for washing the bamboo. She took the hem of her tank top and ripped it upward.

Riiiip.

Now she stood in a crop top, but she didn’t care. She dunked the rag in the water.

"Wet rags!" Ren shouted, her voice muffled as she tied the soaking fabric around her face. "Everyone! Dunk your faces! Breathe through wet fur!"

The wolves stared at her. To them, she looked like a small, hairless creature shouting nonsense with a wet rag tied around her face.

"DO IT OR NO MORE SOUP!" Ren roared.

That got their attention.

The wolves scrambled for the water troughs, shoving their muzzles in.

Just in time.

The gray wave hit the trench.

Vorn, the massive one-eyed wolf guard, was the first casualty. He was standing on the ridge, growling at the mist.

"I fear no cloud!" Vorn barked. "I will bite the—"

He stopped. His eyes crossed.

"I will... bite... the pillow..." he mumbled.

Thump.

Vorn collapsed sideways, sliding down into the trench with a splash, snoring as loud as a chainsaw.

"Vorn!" Bark cried, stumbling toward him.

"Leave him!" Ren grabbed Bark’s tail, hauling him back. "He’s just asleep! Stay back!"

[System Analysis: ’Viper’s Dream’ Pollen. Effectiveness: 100%. Wet Mask Effectiveness: It’s better than nothing, but hurry up.]

Ren backed up toward the fire pit, her frying pan raised high. The mist swirled around her boots, cold and clammy.

"Come out!" Ren shouted, her voice sounding tinny through the wet cloth. "I know you’re there! Vara! You backstabbing, discount-bin kitty cat!"

Silence.

Then, a sound cut through the snoring of the fallen wolves.

Clap. Clap. Clap.

Slow. Rhythmic. Mocking.

"Vara lacks the... finesse for this," a voice whispered. It sounded smooth, cold, and utterly detached.

From the wall of fog, a figure materialized.

He didn’t walk; he glided, as if the ground was too dirty to touch his feet.

He was tall, wearing robes made of shimmering black scales that seemed to absorb the light. His skin was pale like moonlight, and his hair fell down his back like a stream of black ink.

But his eyes were what terrified Ren. They were vertical amethyst slits that glowed in the darkness.

Syris. The Python King.

He stopped ten feet away, not bothered by the poison fog swirling around his knees. Behind him, six huge shapes appeared: his Elite Guards, half-shifted with cobra hoods flared and obsidian spears ready.

Bark and the five wolves who were still awake, thanks to the water, bristled and formed a shaky circle around Ren.

"Snake!" Bark slurred, fighting the heaviness in his limbs. "This is... Tiger... Land..."

Syris didn’t even look at the wolf. He looked at Ren.

He tilted his head, studying her makeshift mask and her raised frying pan.

"Clever," Syris murmured. "Water filtration. Did you learn that from the River Otters? No... they are too stupid."

He took a step forward.

"Stay back!" Ren warned, brandishing the skillet. "I have a cast-iron pan, and I’m not afraid to use!"

Syris smiled. It was a small, chilling upward quirk of his pale lips.

"I am not here to fight you, Little Chef," he said softly. "I am here to rescue you."

"Rescue me?" Ren scoffed. "From who? The nap-time fog you released?"

"From this horrid place," Syris said simply. "And from abandonment."

He gestured vaguely to the North.

"Kael has left you. He chased a phantom lion because his pride is bigger than his brain. He left you here, in a wooden box, defenseless against the Shadow Horde."

Syris extended a hand. It was pale, elegant, and looked freezing.

"The Horde is coming, Ren. But my island is stone. My gates are sealed. Come with me. Cook for me. And you will live."

Ren looked at his hand. Then she looked at Bark, who was literally swaying on his feet, eyes rolling back in his head.

"And them?" Ren asked.

Bark shook his head, trying to clear the fog. "FOR THE SOUP!"

The wolves lunged.

It was brave. It was stupid. It was over in seconds.

The Cobra Guards moved like whips. Snap. Snap. Their tails lashed out, knocking the exhausted wolves out of the air before they could even land a bite.

Ren didn’t wait to see them fall. She charged.

"Eat iron, you slithering elitist!"

She swung the pan with both hands, aiming a home-run swing right at Syris’ perfect, pale jaw.

Syris didn’t flinch. He didn’t even blink. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶

He watched the pan coming.

At the very last micro-second, his hand moved. It was a blur.

CLANG.

He caught her wrist.

The momentum stopped instantly. Ren felt the shockwave travel all the way up to her shoulder. It was like hitting a steel beam.

"Ow," Ren gasped.

Syris looked down at her. He was close now. Too close.

"You have spirit," Syris whispered, his face inches from hers. "Kael likes spirit. I prefer... obedience."

The cold from his hand seeped into her skin instantly. It wasn’t just cool; it was icy. It sucked the heat right out of her blood.

"Let go!" Ren kicked out, slamming her boot into his shin.

Syris didn’t react. He simply reached out with his other hand and plucked the frying pan from her numb fingers as if taking a toy from a toddler. He tossed it into the dirt.

Then, he pulled her in.

His arm wrapped around her waist, clamping her flush against his chest.

Ren gasped. The temperature difference was shocking. She was burning with adrenaline and the ’Tiger’s Stamina’ buff, while he felt as cold as a refrigerator.

"Ah," Syris sighed, his eyes fluttering shut for a second. He pressed her closer, practically hugging her. "Warmth. Real warmth."

"I am not a hot water bottle!" Ren struggled, pushing against his chest.

"You are now," Syris murmured.

He moved his hand to the back of her neck. His long, cool fingers found a specific spot at the base of her skull.

"Sleep, Little Chef."

He pressed.

It wasn’t magic. It was biology.

Ren’s vision went white. Her knees turned to jelly. The fight drained out of her instantly.

"Not... tired..." Ren slurred, her head falling forward to rest on his icy shoulder. "Kael... is gonna... get you..."

"Let him try," Syris whispered.

He picked her up in his arms, carrying her like a bride. She was light, soft, and radiated heat like a furnace. Just holding her made his own cold blood start to move faster. It was intoxicating.

"My prize," Syris breathed into her hair.

He turned to his guards.

"To the boats. Before the Tiger realizes he’s been played."

As Ren’s consciousness faded, the last thing she saw was the blurry image of her beloved frying pan lying in the mud.