Superman Termination Manual-Chapter 321 - 195: Bai Ke’s Home Birthday Party_2

Chapter 321: Chapter 195: Bai Ke’s Home Birthday Party_2

“Tone-deaf, are you referring to the time in elementary school when I used a fake female voice to record a terrifying nursery rhyme, and then played the recorder at Mingye’s bedroom door in the middle of the night, scaring him so badly that for two months he didn’t dare go to the bathroom alone at night?”

Bai Ziling was momentarily stunned, then horrified: “Holy shit, that was big brother messing with me back then?!”

Veins popped on his forehead, nearly bursting the cola can he was holding.

Upon hearing this, Ke Yinzhi started to play dumb: “Did that really happen?” While pondering, he pretended to be in deep thought, looking up at the ceiling, “Although my memory is a bit hazy, since it’s all in the past, I think, Mingye, when you look back on it now, it must just seem like an interesting and happy memory, right?”

“Happy my ass, I almost pissed myself at the time! Next time on your birthday I’ll definitely don black clothes and sing you a funeral song to see if you still find it happy and interesting?!”

Ke Mingye cursed under his breath.

Ke Yongzhu let out a cold snort, saying, “That’s what you get for stealing pandas, what else can you expect from him in terms of quality.”

“Bad taste.” Bai Ziling said.

“Over the line.” Bai Qiuwu said.

“Keep it up.” Bai Zini was the only one to say this.

She covered her mouth with her hand, her cunning expression as if recalling a hilarious event, and said with schadenfreude, “I still remember big brother knocking on my door in the middle of the night, saying he was too scared to go to the toilet alone and asking me to stand guard outside.”

She paused: “While inside, he kept asking if I had left, which was just pathetically funny, you know?!”

On hearing this, Ke Yongzhu propped up her chin and remarked wistfully, “You’re really patient, I definitely wouldn’t have accompanied him to the toilet. I’d have just gone back to sleep in my room.”

“I was just a few years old back then; it’s normal to be scared, right?” Ke Mingye gritted his teeth, “What’s not normal is having a big brother playing ghostly songs outside his younger brother’s room in the middle of the night, the hell kind of person does that?!”

Ke Yinzhi imitated his tone, with an innocent expression, saying: “I was just a few years old back then; it’s normal to be a bit naughty, right?”

“Roll over, you don’t act like a human being, you’ve already reached the level of ‘perverted,’ not ‘naughty,’ okay?!”

Ke Yongzhu finished his Wong Lo Kat, tossed it into the trash can, and said disdainfully, “I think none of you act like humans, you know that?”

He paused: “This is the first time I’ve seen a genius celebrating a birthday at the toilet door.”

Ke Mingye said, “That was Bai Zini’s idea.”

“But big brother did it too.” Bai Zini raised her right hand, indignantly pointing at Ke Mingye.

“Hmm.” Bai Ziling nodded, her tone indifferent yet serious, “It’s all third brother’s fault.”

“Fine, fine, now it’s my problem.” Ke Mingye sighed, “By the way, can we stop talking about last birthday? Do we really need to keep flogging our poor second brother?”

“Wasn’t it you who brought it up?”

Ke Xiaomo said, massaging his Tianming Acupoint, contemplating how on earth to make the toilet birthday celebration a forgotten footnote in history.

Ever since he and Ke Yinzhi mentioned it, he had to endure being teased about it by Ke Yinzhi every day; it was about to become a meme in the family chat group.

He made up his mind.

On the day of Ke Yinzhi’s birthday, he would also present him with a birthday cake the moment he stepped out of the toilet after flushing, preferably with black chocolate-flavored cream on top that resembled excrement.

Thinking this, he decided to temporarily spare Ke Yinzhi and shifted his revenge focus to Ke Mingye.

Thus, turning his head, he said to Ke Mingye, who was drinking his beverage, with all seriousness, “Next time on your birthday, I’ll gift you a blue owl figurine.”

“Cough… cough cough…”

Ke Mingye coughed twice, almost spitting out the cola he had just sipped.

His eyes twitched slightly, and he responded sarcastically, “Ha-ha, second brother, you really joke too much. If that trash hero ever gets popular enough to warrant a figurine, I’ll eat my hat, okay?”

Bai Qiuwu took a sip of her drink and asked in puzzlement, “Hmm… you look down on him that much?”

Bai Zini puffed her cheeks and covered her mouth to stifle her laughter.

After struggling to hold it in, she closed her eyes and coughed twice, then dismissively said, “I agree with big brother, that blue owl doesn’t deserve a figurine, does it?”

“Heh heh.” Ke Mingye rolled his eyes at her.

Satisfied with the response, Ke Xiaomo nodded in agreement, seriously adding, “You’re right. That blue owl is too lame; it doesn’t look like anyone would make a figurine for it.”

He paused, then asked, “So what figurine do you want?”

“A figurine of Magical Girl Ash, please.” Ke Mingye said blandly, “Oh, and make sure it’s the swimsuit version, thanks.”

Bai Zini’s smile disappeared, and her ears started to turn red.

She was stunned for a moment, then blurted out in a raised voice, with a blush, “No way, absolutely not!”

“What… why does it matter to you if second brother gives me a model figurine or something like that as a birthday gift?”

After a pause, Ke Mingye sarcastically added, “I get it, you also want a figurine of Magical Girl Ash. Don’t worry, second brother doesn’t favor any one sibling; he’ll definitely get you a Miss Ash figurine too: a bikini version for me and a bathrobe version for you, side by side, invincible.”

“You… you… you’re seriously sick.”

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Bai Zini stammered, unable to contain her anger, trembling with rage.

“Xiao Ni’s reaction means she wants it.” Ke Xiaomo said, assuming an ‘I’m the older brother and I know best’ attitude, “We’ll get you one for your birthday too. Don’t worry, everyone will get one.”

Bai Zini gritted her teeth, nearly jumping up from the couch.

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