Starting Sign-In from a Billionaire God-Chapter 956 - 955:

Yang Hao's face turned blue from Lin Fan's scolding.

"Alright, Lin Fan, don't blame me for not warning you—offending Sister Hong will give you nothing but trouble! I really can't understand where someone like you, a courier, gets the nerve to act so cocky!" Yang Hao sneered. "I truly look down on you, so what! You don't appreciate kindness, no wonder you're still delivering packages! You're right, I do despise you. If you think I'm feeling superior, then you're correct, because, in truth, I am a tier above you. I'm a white-collar worker, and you're at the very bottom of society; we are not on the same level. Having a meal with you is a disgrace to my identity!"

Yang Hao wore a fierce expression.

Lin Fan chuckled, "No more pretending now, this is the real you. Isn't that great? Everything's out in the open, no need for nauseating hypocrisy. You came over here to ask me to apologize to the shrew. You should realize by now that it's impossible. So, you can bugger off and stop interrupting my meal. You think you're a white-collar worker, a level above me? Well, let me tell you—in my eyes, this so-called white-collar title of yours amounts to nothing!"

Yang Hao nearly jumped up; how could Lin Fan—a mere delivery driver—dare to look down on him, an esteemed white-collar worker!

"I never realized you were this eloquent before. Hmph, what right do you have to look down on me? Your stubborn mouth is useless; in front of me, you're just a bottom-rung loser!" Yang Hao sneered.

Lin Fan chuckled without saying much.

This demeanor made Yang Hao increasingly frustrated. He craved a sense of superiority over Lin Fan, but Lin Fan just dismissed him, saying he's nothing.

Yang Hao's mind was racing, trying to come up with something to embarrass Lin Fan.

At that moment, the restaurant door opened, and two police officers, one old and one young, walked in.

"What's happening here?" the lead older officer asked.

The waitress quickly went over to explain the situation to the officers, that this woman allowed her dog to eat at the table against the restaurant's rules and refused to cooperate...

Having listened, the older officer frowned and said, "Letting a dog eat at the table? What kind of dog is so precious?"

Saying this, the two officers walked over to Sister Hong.

"Was it you who let the dog eat at the table?" the older officer asked.

Facing the police, the woman showed no fear and replied, "So what? Which law states dogs can't eat at the table?"

The older officer said, "There's no specific law, but this is a public place. Such behavior is unhygienic and uncivilized, don't you think?"

The young officer added, "Your behavior shows a lack of civic sense, you know that? Plates in restaurants are for people, not dogs. Allowing a dog to use them, how can they be used for people afterward?"

Although the woman showed no fear, she dared not be as aggressive as before because the officers were present.

"Can I buy this plate? If I use my own plate to feed the dog, is that legal?" the woman asked.

The older officer said, "You can buy it, but it's still not allowed to feed the dog here; you're free to do so at home, but in a public place, such behavior lacks civic sense!"

The younger officer said, "Alright, there's no need to debate further. You can choose to stop feeding the dog in the restaurant or leave. No one's making it hard for you; the choice is yours!"

The woman retorted in frustration, "I have a better idea. I'm not going to eat this meal; I'll feed it all to my dog. I spent my own money; I've the right to do whatever I want with it, and no one can interfere!"

With that, the woman picked up her pet dog and placed it onto the table.

As naive as the dog is, upon spotting food, it eagerly leaned forward and began eating from the plate in front of the woman.

Seeing this, everyone shook their heads; this woman was utterly absurd.

Even the older officer grew annoyed: "How could you behave like this? We offered you our advice kindly, yet you won't listen!"

The woman said, "You're all just assuming my dog is unsanitary, but let me tell you, my dog is cleaner than any of you. It bathes daily, gets regular vaccinations, and is obedient. It behaves cleaner than humans! So, none of you have the right to criticize me!"

Lin Fan glanced over, seeing the dog on the table gobbling up food, and shook his head. This peculiar woman indeed needs a lesson.

Suddenly, Lin Fan smiled slightly. When the dog eats something it doesn't like, what kind of reaction will it have, especially if the chance of it not liking the food is high?

Even without chance, there's a way to create chance.

Top-tier Koi Carp Luck, activate!

Just as the woman praised how clean and hygienic her dog was...

"Woof!"

The dog suddenly barked, swiping with its front paw, instantly knocking the plate away. The plate flipped and landed onto the woman, spilling its entire contents onto her.

The meal was still quite hot.

"Ah!"

The woman shrieked in agony, jumping up with her body covered in soup, oil, and rice—utterly disheveled.

"My Armani that costs a few million!" the woman wailed in despair.

Clearly, the heartache from losing her clothes outweighed the pain from being scalded by hot food.

Poof!

Unable to hold back, Lin Fan laughed and said, "Your dog is indeed very hygienic—extremely hygienic, everyone can see for themselves."

The remark was heavily ironic, prompting everyone to burst into laughter.

Hearing the crowd's laughter filled with schadenfreude, the woman nearly exploded with rage, blaming Lin Fan for leading the ridicule against her.

"You wretched pauper, what are you laughing at!" the woman shrieked at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan replied, "I'm just laughing; which law states that I'm not allowed to laugh?"

This was the woman's prior retort to the officers, returned right back at her by Lin Fan.

The woman was truly infuriated, she picked up the plate and hurled it toward Lin Fan.

Of course, Lin Fan wasn't about to let her hit him; he sidestepped and discreetly maneuvered Yang Hao in front of him.

Smack!

The plate landed right on Yang Hao, covering his head entirely, with food residue dripping all over his face and soaking his expensive shirt, leaving him in a pitiful state.

"Ah!" Yang Hao screamed in misery.

This comical scene caused the crowd to burst into laughter once again; apologies, but it was simply too funny to resist.

Lin Fan chuckled, "Why is the shrew resorting to violence now?"

The woman, having failed to hit Lin Fan, was overcome with rage, shouting, "I'm going to kill you!"

She lunged forward, attempting to strike Lin Fan.

The scene turned chaotic.

"Enough!"

Did she really think the two officers were pushovers? The older officer barked out an order, and along with the younger officer, they grabbed the woman and pinned her down.

The woman tried to struggle, but the officers twisted her arms behind her back; howling in pain, she dared not resist further.

"You shrew, lacking civic sense was one thing, but trying to assault someone? You're in for it now, criminal detention!" said the older officer.

Lin Fan said, "Kudos to the officers for their wisdom—lock up this shrew for a few days, and she'll behave."

The woman screamed hoarsely, "You dirty peasant, just you wait! You shouldn't have provoked me—do you even know who I am!"